Jesus Christ Cheney, I Paid Good Money For These Steaks!

Somebody owes me a case of Rolaids.

Stupid me, I grilled up a couple of cheap steaks and kicked back with a beer and just HAD to go find out what that complete fucking Dick Head Cheney had to say today.
Sonofabitch.

Why is this motherfucker not already in jail and really, why does the idjits owning the television channels keep giving him, his creepy daughter, and his fucking WIFE a platform?
What?
What the fuck can we not look back on regarding this criminal motherfucker and say, hey, this guy needs to be indicted?
WHAT?
For Christs sakes!

If you have a seriously sturdy Gag Reflex, go take a look at his rebuttal speech and see if you can keep from wanting to either throw something at the screen or have an uncontrollable urge to to get in touch with a goddamn prosecutor.
H/T to Dave Neiwert at Crooks and Liars for the video.

Cheney, Go Fuck Yerself, tell yer wimmens they get a half price deal with every fucking yard of Barb Wire they buy and use as a self pleasure toy.
Christ, the fact that this guy is running around without an arrest warrant is bad enough but the fact that he keeps getting air time defending some horrific shit that he decided was A OK is beyond contempt. No wonder I unplugged my television, it's bad enough I keep running into this horse shit on the web.

Yeah dude, we are so much safer after you decided that torturing people into false confessions was a good idea.
WTF?
Hell yes, nobody in their right mind would want to be caught dead by yer incompetent bunch of lackeys!
They might just be tortured into saying anything you wanted to hear!
FUCK!

George Bush was the best President ever!!
STOP, I can haz cyanide pill now?

Cheney, go the fuck away, take your enabling bitches with you and fall head first into an abandoned missile silo.