Saturday, May 23, 2009

I Done Hurt Myself, Again

It is absolutely gorgeous outside.

Unfortunately.

True to form, I got a big burst of energy and went hog wild out in the yard.
YEOWCH!

I cut, by hand, with a bow saw standing on a ladder, a complete truck load of branches.
Planted more shit in the garden, raked the path ways, picked weeds by hand,cut up the little tree that fell down a couple of weeks ago and just ate some dead chicken parts that I BBQ'd. I am tired, sore and soon to be sedated.

Come to find out, my narrow ass is hanging out, I have a pair of jeans that had a hole in them right over the back pocket on the right side, just a little one. I figured I would use them for working in the garden one more time and toss 'em.
About an hour and a half ago, I went to the dollar store to get some stuff, no big deal.
I got in line to check out and heard some snickering behind me from a couple of ladies.
I turned around and smiled at them and I could see they were doing all they could to keep from busting up out loud.

WTF?

Whatever.

I turn back around to pay the bill and go to reach in my back pocket to get my wallet and grabbed a handful of my naked ass.

Gee,now I know what they were snickering at.
The whole right side of my jeans had ripped out right under my belt while I was doing the yard work and I was so fucking tired, I didn't even notice.
No wind today, no draft.

Ahhh, yes, I did my best not to blush like a new bride and yes, I wasted no time getting the hell out of there, yanking my Tee shirt down.

Ah well, have a nice day ladies.

Gave them something to talk about, anyways.

11 comments:

  1. Busted, you should have been at least slightly sedated before some of this chit started....What a day and what an "ending" LOL

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  2. I guess that "All's well that "ENDS" well!

    Sorry, just couldn't resist!

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  3. Where's yer wallet? LOL

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  4. coulda been worse, busted. At least the ladies didn't say, "Whatever that is, it sure needs ironing!"

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  5. lmfao - busted dood, i think those were the pants ya had on last time i was over - but there was still some denim on the ass. pocket was ripping tho.

    thanks for the chuckles and hope ya feel better soon (and i don't mean feel better asses).

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  6. That ass is probably the talk of the town with fotos circulating on the internets. Lucky you Busted.

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  7. And that's how you get stuff done. By not sweating the small stuff :)

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  8. Yer gonna be the talk of the town, homeboy! Heh ...

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  9. No breeze, lol!
    You keep us laughing, Busted.

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  10. Damn, I know the feeling Busted, both workin' 'till ya drop, and flashin' the neighborhood. Heh heh, "wardrobe malfunction"....

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  11. Anonymous12:18 PM

    Thats happened to me in the past too, cheap a$$ Wally-World jeans made out of tissue denim. Pocket wasn't gone, but I had a cut from bottom of pocket to nearly my knee, have no idea why I felt nothing flapping or anything.

    Lol, funny $hit happens all the time, just gotta laugh it off.

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