Thursday, October 14, 2010

An Open Message To The Powers That Be

OK, ya caught me, I was looking at porn again.
What a surprise.

Now that we have that out in the open, why don't you spend a little time looking for some real life terrorists?
You know, those guy's with bombs and shit?
If I am busy looking at boobs, I ain't trying to over throw the fucking government with one hand, know what I mean?

Have a nice day and keep an eye out for a massive amphibious assault by millions of  web footed swimming camels with lasers on their heads and Alla Akbar screaming rag heads with serious dish water toes trying to bomb Lincoln Nebraska instead of the Lincoln Memorial because their GPS units were made in Hungary on a fucking Monday?

Just a hint, they have to bow down for prayers looking towards Mecca at least twice a day.
Any one who is bent over with their head on the ground and not puking their guts out after a hard night is a suspect.
Have a nice day.

1 comment:

  1. '...a massive amphibious assault by millions of web footed swimming camels with lasers on their heads and Alla Akbar screaming rag heads with serious dish water toes trying to bomb Lincoln Nebraska...'

    Yeah, but that's nothing compared to the fall of democracy incurred by viewing Juggs Online.

    ;>)

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