No, I won't shut up about it. It's the World Cup, dammit. You'd have better luck tryin' to get me to say no to another shot than gettin' me to shut up about football.
Sepp Blatter should be keelhauled and then bathed in salted lemon juice. Right before he's thrown to pack of starving rats who have been Pavlov'd into a liking for lemon juice and salt.
Holding the biggest sports tournament on the planet in a third world country with ridiculously bad officiating is no way to be FIFA President, son.
Get out. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW! You're fucking up the game!
The clown who blew the call in the US-Slovenia game was from Mali. How many world class games do you think they play in fucking Mali for him to have any experience at handling them? The other clown, who incorrectly red carded a Brazilian player the other day, is from Egypt. How many world class games do you think they play in fucking Egypt for him to have any experience at handling them? It is a complete fucking joke to have African referees and assistants just because the thing is being played in Africa.
All sports officials make mistakes but this is the equivalent of having Little League umpires work the god-damned World Series! It's a crock of shit and it's caused by Sepp Blatter, who spends all his time these days on his knees in front of Africa and Asia just so he can keep getting re-elected. God knows he has no support in Europe or South America anymore. I can't wait for the day that the game I love more than all others sees his sorry ass in the rear view mirror.
The teams are complaining about being bored. Ya know why? They have to stay in their damned hotels, that's why. Would YOU want YOUR players going out at night in the country with the highest crime rate in the world? Not only no but fuck no! Who wants to lose players to a random stabbing or drive-by shooting? I knew it wouldn't go well eight motherfucking YEARS ago, when they awarded the tournament to South Africa. And I was right.
Apart from the pleasure of watching France fall completely apart this has been the worst World Cup I can remember.
I know for a fact that Sepp Blatter wants a team from somewhere other than Europe or South America to win the Cup, which has never happened before. He's on record as saying "it would be good for the game". No, dumbass...what's good for the game is making sure that the play was fair and just. I strongly suspect (as I wrote before the Cup even began) that the fix is in. No team from outside Europe or South America has ever even made the final before.
FIFA, with Sepp Blatter as captain of the ship, seems hell-bent on breaking that record...even if it costs them the integrity of the game.
Fucking assholes. The venue is a joke, the ball is a joke, the officiating is a joke. I'd like to shove a vuvuzela up Sepp Blatter's ass, wide end first, and then hook it up to an air compressor set to about 20,000 PSI.
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Just goes to show you how much the rest of the world thinks of us. If I was Commander-In-Chief then there would be some real consequences. Remember the 'Soccer War' between Honduras and El Salvador over a disputed call in a soccer match in the late 60's? Now that is the kind of enthusiasm I'm talkin' about!
ReplyDeleteNuke 'em!! Why have these weapons if they're just gonna gather rust??