Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I've Got A One Way Ticket

No need to comment,If you are reading this, your body parts are racing themselves to the floor if you are vertical and winning if you're not.
It's just a testament to the plastic surgery that our current culture is obsessed with to appear young.
Get The Fuck Off My Lawn!
I am quite comfortable in my old age, except for those damn mystery pains and all the arthritis that kicks my ass every fucking day. Piece of candy Nasty Girl?


  1. Anonymous3:27 AM

    Yeah, no shit, getting old ain't for sissies. Totally hear you on the efforts to look young forever, just crazy wanting to hold back time.

    I may not be as good looking as I was, but I sure am smarter (and cynical) than I was when I was younger. Sure wish I knew back then what I know now . . .

  2. You probably heard this a gazillion times, but I take 4 fish oil capsules a day because they help with painful joints. No really, try it every day for 2 weeks and let me know if it helps?

    Love ya buddy.

  3. Nastygirl11:14 AM

    Baby, you're not old you're aged to perfection! And as far as the candy, yes as long as it's the kind I can suck on! Smooch.

  4. I take 4 joints a day to help me with my fish capsules....

    Warm, dry feet are the key to happiness.

    Signed: broken record.