My achin' ass.
I got drunker than a seven peckered Billy goat last night, shit, I'm still drunk.
I managed to make it to work even though my head is throbbing like a sick chickens ass.
Gonna be a long fucking day.
I'm glad I haven't put anything in the garden yet, it froze again last night, no cloud cover.
It's going to be a beautiful day, if not a bit chilly around here.
One of my co workers must have had a bit too much last night too.
He didn't answer his phone or his door this morning.