Huh? Wha'?
Get up, everyone else is taking a nap too, go to the door just in time to see some guy go around the corner so I chased him down to see what the fuck he wanted.
Out comes the pamphlet for some fucktard republican running to replace that notorious Blue Dog cocksucker Brian Baird, who is getting out while the getting is good.
The guy goes into his schpiel, I take one look at who it is and say thanks, g'bye.
Fuck me, it's that season again.
Takes care of Latter Day Saints, Girl Scouts, Magazine salesmen and political whores equally.
Just grab the barrel and lean it towards ya enough for them to get a glance of.
Works every fucking time.
Get off my fucking lawn.
My Mossberg does a pretty good job.
ReplyDeleteDude, thanks fer stopping by Pete!
ReplyDeleteAnother one of the benefits of having an 1,800' two tack drive way. The census taker left a pamphlet on my door a few months ago. I called him back because I was surprised anyone would have the nerve to follow that trail back to my trailer. He did say it was spooky but he was starting to get used to it. I know the first time I went to look at the property it raised the hair on the back of my neck and I had permission to go out there.
ReplyDeleteDuring the LAST politician wanna-be door knocking tour, I made it VERY CLEAR that NO republican of ANY SORT was welcome ON MY PROPERTY, much LESS on my front porch! Fuck em, the lying thieves!
ReplyDeleteWorking up a HUGE load of scrap - mostly aluminum with a bit of ferrous to pay the gas...they pay cash for iron but mail the check for any non-ferrous metal as that is what the tweakers steal and sell.