And all that happy shit.
Fuck, I hate Christmas more and more every damn year.
I hope you all enjoy the company and the time you get to spend with them, safe travels and any random sex acts you get are a bonus.
I get to drive all over creation here in a bit and pretend to enjoy it.
Now bring me a beer and go away.
I just took a healthy crap, had a shot of rum, a beer and a cigarette.
I just may live.