There is Beer Running Out Of My Nose. Thank You, Local Republicans

I am serious when I say I am laughing my ass off.

The local republican delegate convention went into a self feeding frenzy.
Not only could they not come to agreement on who to designate as delegates, they couldn't come to agreement on who to designate as alternates, as in ZERO.

From the Local Rag;

What began with a sense of unity to defeat President Barack Obama dissolved, over 12 hours, into infighting Saturday at the Clark County GOP convention.

Delegates elected at party caucuses in March were unable to finish the assigned task of electing 94 delegates and 94 alternates to the state convention in Tacoma.

Instead, even after the convention was extended by two hours, they ended up with 75 delegates and no alternates.

The blame was placed on Ron Paul supporters.

“You have to applaud their organization,” said Mike Gaston, executive director of the Clark County GOP.

The 49th and 15th Legislative Districts agreed on their allotted delegates (28 and 2 of them, respectively) while the 18th Legislative District will have 30 delegates instead of 32 and the 17th Legislative District will have 15 instead of 32.

This is payday for Ron Paul, he showed up in this little suburb of Portland TWICE and Mittster fucked off Portland.
A composite of over thirty different outlying small cities wrapped into one, of over a million potential idiots.

Smooth move Mormon Dude.

Smart move Ron Paul political adviser, whatever your fucking name is.

Mittster fucked off the West Coast because he damn well knows he is going to find a thumb to the nose out here but even the local Republican base imploding is just Viagra Laced Vanilla Cinnamon icing on a German Chocolate cake with a two drink minimum.

Go ahead and write off the ENTIRE WEST COAST.

Anyone else notice how close Filthy Rich Mormon is to Filthy Rich Moron?

Sure Is Quiet Around Here.

Yeah, I know.

Been pretty busy and like a fucking dumbass, I left the charger for my little laptop at  Nasty Girls, so I have had to seriously restrict my time online.

This really sucks because I am currently enjoying free WIFI.

Shit happens.

Hopefully I will be able to do some catching up this weekend.

Let me tell you how much I have been jonesing because I am an info junkie, I had to spend a buck twenty five two days in a row to buy the local dead tree version of the news.

Major suck!


The only saving grace of that is the fucking comics.


Dead tree news is by definition, day old news.


I don't buy day old bread and I hate having to pay good money for day old news.


I know, I'm not normal and  I don't ever want to be called that.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Have summa this,

In The First Place

You stupid fucks in Wisconsin voted this fucking idiot in.
That is a fact.

Now ya don't like the fact that he is doing exactly what he said he was going to do and none of ya paid the fuck attention.

Let this be a lesson to those of you who hate Democrats at all costs, this is what it will cost you.

Yes there are no alternatives, if you stick the positive cable on the negative terminal and stick the negative  cable on the positive terminal at the same time, shit will blow up in your face.

You fucking asked for it, you got it.
They don't pass out safety glasses at the voting booths.

My personal inclination is to back unions and every day folks. After all, I grew up in a union household and have walked more than a few picket lines with personal threats against myself.
I am just pointing out you have some extremely stupid fucking neighbors of yours who are just now getting a dose of reality that doesn't give Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh screaming their lies  any credibility, after all, they are union members themselves, fucking cocksuckers.

Hail Ronnie Reagan!
Motherfucker was a union  president and started the killing of unions with the Air Traffic Controllers.

When the police are behind the protesters, you have lost the game.

The war is over, most folks didn't even know there was one coming, let alone it has been raging,  more fucking idiots, it has been being waged for fifty fucking two hundred and fucking fifty years.

Oh, but the skirmishes still rage.

If you have one ounce of anger at what the fuck is going on in Wisconsin, support your local unions and support those hundred thousand and more protesters who are standing in the fucking freezing weather and those who are willing to go to jail while staying inside the capitol that the governor wants to be evacuated by the same police who are union members who said they won't do and actually slept inside in defiance of his orders.

Like someone complained earlier, it is starting to smell funky in there, the Capitol building, some folks have been in there for days now.

Someone else replied, that funky smell is the smell of Democracy.

Right fucking on.


Update ,

My comment to a comment,

Collective bargaining is exactly what it says it is, the many against a few.

People like me and you, joining together to strive together to make sure we can get a fair wage for a days work,have some sort of rules so we don't have to work in an environment full of poisons, have set hours that aren't subject to the whims of tyrannical employers and can contribute somewhat to a system that will guarantee a bit of security of self sustainability in the years after they can no longer work like a mule.
Public or private, that is all anyone in a union is asking for

Travel Day

Nasty Girl was due to go home today, when we left here and went through the Gorge a few days ago, we missed getting blasted with a snow storm by mere hours.

Of course, it dumped more snow again last night. We went to my families Christmas party yesterday and had a great time.
The food? OMG!

Just the appetizers were off the charts.The guy is a murderous fiend when it comes to hunting and fishing. Antelope sausage with cheese and jalapeno's, Summer sausage made out of Elk, pepperonie ALA Antelope, Antelope Jerky, cheese out the wazoo. That was just for starters. Turkey, six dufferent kinds of salad, some awesome bean soup, I do need to hold my brother down and get that fucking recipe, some kind of Texas,/ BBQ kind of thing and a completely delectable roast beef. Oh, my, that was perfect.
Cooked to a beautiful rare, sliced thin, almost like thick cut bacon strips, and totally gone in sixty seconds.

Fuck, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.
My little cousin and her husband have a fabulous, huge, house. It was freezing ass cold and the wind was, the only way I can describe it, howling and biting. Two minutes outside to huff half a smoke and the cold would radiate off my leather jacket.

We do a White Elephant give exchange for the adults which is absolutely hilarious. Everone gets a number, the very first one has the ability to exchange his or hers at the end, IF, it hasn't already been stolen three times.

I ain't kidding, this gets vicious. Collaboration between husband and wife, Boyfriend and girlfriend and cousin against cousin.

There is actually quite the game of strategy that has developed over the years.
Everything is twenty five bucks or less.

Note to self, just go to the fucking likker store and throw it in a dollar store bag.

Lottery tickets and booze are the hot ticket items.

Needless to say, after I had the folding fishing pole swiped from me, never to return, I wound up with a tin of three kinds of popcorn. I was being nice, the fucking tequila was long gone.

Of course, I was dressed as nice as I ever do, which ain't that much. No blue jeans allowed say's she and didn't think about the cold. No T shirt, no Long Johns. The Girlfriend was smoking hot in her outfit, dress, and stockings, nice blouse. She was freezing her cute little ass off too. We actually went out to the car to have a smoke because there was no fucking way we were going to stand in that Arctic Blast.

Natuarrly, we left right before it got dark and it started to snow. Forty miles away from home and it snowed most of the way home.


Long story short, Nasty Girl was freaking out about the weather conditions coming back this way and we monitored them half the night and this morning.

When I saw Black Ice warnings, I made the decision for her. You ain't fucking driving home.

So we bailed out a bit late and then argued about what route to take. I made up my mind and told her to hold on and watch the bitching.

I would have been worried sick about her driving in that shit and we did hit some nasty shit. I just drove nice and slow with both hands on the wheel, don't tell my guy friends, guys are supposed to drive with one hand only.

We got here and more of that white shit is scheduled but snow doesn't bother me, it's the fucking ice.

By the way, Oakland beat Denver's ass yesterday and her Vikings are getting their asses kicked as I type.

LMFAO.
 I have a nice cold beer, a few shots lined up, a hotty G/F who is still alive and life is good.

Remind me to tell ya about her shit head little sister who talked her little shit kid into fucking with our Facebook profile pictures. Mine got changed to Sarah you know who and hers got changed to Obama. The kid has already had his ass beat for his trouble.

Thanks fer stopping by and Happy Holidays to you all.

I still have a couple of you out there that I am still praying for.

Someone Needs A Punch In The Cocksucker

These assholes have pissed me and a few million other people off before for protesting military funerals and I have vowed if they ever get near any of my relatives it will be on, but now they have gone too fucking far.

 After news spread Thursday of the Westboro church's planned protest of Elizabeth Edwards's funeral, counter-protests have 

sprung up through social media sites to block the Westboro members from view.

On Facebook, a group, "Protect Elizabeth Edwards' funeral from Westboro clan," has 861 people promising to attend the service, arriving in the morning and staying until after the funeral. "Let's create a human buffer between Elizabeth Edwards and the Westboro church," the invite reads.
"We want to keep it peaceful," Tammy Tiffany says. The Cary, N.C., housewife will be going to the counter-protest -- "cold or not, I'm going" -- because she is disturbed by the Westboro church's actions. "We'll just stand there and form a human barrier. People who are dealing with this kind of tragedy shouldn't have to deal with this kind of nonsense."

Someone explain to me what they have against an extremely decent woman whose last years were complete hell and who handled her travails with a dignity and grace that continues to amaze me?

What, the fuck, do you have to protest about here?

Let me repeat my position.
If even one of you stupid sonsabitches, let alone forty or so, EVER showed up at ANY, funeral I was at, I would be all over the first one of you stupid sonsabitches I could get my hands on like a rabid weasel.
That is IF, I couldn't find something to club you with before I got to you.

Despicable fucking assholes.

Protesting at a funeral? Christian solders that you claim to be?

Do you even have a point?

I'd be getting ready to turn the other cheek so I could smack ya again if I were you.

There are low rent tactics and there are things that any decent fucking human being wouldn't stoop to do. This would be one of the latter, you ignorant, hateful, stupid mouth breathing fucking morons.

Were you smart enough to get Triple A this time? After your last outing having resulted in someone slashing your tires and you found that no mechanic in town would fix them because they knew who you were and why you were there?

You idiots are betting against the house every time you show up at one of these funerals to stamp your feet and bleat like a fucking goat.

You do realize, that there are funeral directors, grave diggers, hearse drivers and morticians in the vicinity, right?

Hey, in these troubled economic times, everyone is looking for work.
Do us all a favor and give them some Westboro people, drop dead, assholes.

On behalf of the Edwards family and every Service member of this country, who every one, has more class in their fingernail shavings than you,

Fuck You.

Update;
Ya wonder why I love these guys, we think alike.

Gordon, from Alternate Brain weighs in on this too.

Update Dos;


Dusty chimes in too.

 I could be here all day doing this, I just got started, I think you get it by now.

Now Here Is An Idea

We could fill all those FEMA camps tomorrow.

North Korea is a fucking hell hole already but this is just fucking ridiculous.

Apparently they missed the memo that television is the opiate of the masses.

It's not bad enough those people are half fucking starved all the time.

Arresting people and throwing them in jail for watching a movie?
I could see it if they were caught watching Gigli.

And here you thought the Muslims were repressive.

"The prison official said it was the first time the number of people jailed solely for watching the South's TV dramas has gone over 1,000 ... now the prison is overcrowded with such prisoners," the group said.
The group, citing another source in the North, said Pyongyang created a special police unit in January to crack down on those with "rotten spirit."

Fred Phelps must have a raging hard on.

Fuck You, Jimmy Dean

I am still laughing so hard I have tears running down my face.
"Six hundred pounds of men"., over a fucking roll of sausage.
Comedy gold.

When Is The last Time Ya Cut yer Finger?

Fuck me. I tried to show a kid how to peel a fucking cuckumber after I just sharpened all the knives in the place.
Showed him how to stand it up and peel it down and walked away. My mistake.
I went back in two minutes later and noticed some red assed cuckumber laying on the  drain board.

I gotta give the little guy credit, I never even heard a yelp.
I am working on the boy.

It was a little teeny cut but he got one, my bad. I should have been watching his little ass because he isn't familiar with sharp shit. Never even been fishing and he is a big twelve year old, fer chrissakes, his feet are as big as mine.

No worries, I figure as being the last of the old school, you learn the hard way like the rest of us did.

Then again.
At least he had the opportunity.


Update, I am surrounded by conservative  wenches who talk shit out of their own god damn conservative bullshit narratives and have no grasp of facts. Facts have no affect on them.
I am going to be quite busy beating some cute little asses here for a bit.
Then I am going to have another shot of whiskey and  get back down to their level, suck my dick and tell me we need to open all the oil wells in this country because they are there and they are ours.

Hello, the reason we are in Iraq and are flirtling with other oil rich countries is a long term strategy. We use up their oil and THEN, open our own wells.
I can't say I agree with this but it is sure as shit what our national strategy is, even if you can't see it for what it is.
Either way, I get to beat some cute little conservative asses.
I won't go where what happens after that.

Dammit, My Say On The Post Below.

I was late getting home and my buddy posted on this before I could.

First off, I ain't a bit afraid to give ya my fucking opinion about the crazy fucking religious assholes in this country or any other one for that fact. Crazy is Crazy.

These cocksuckers are fucking crazy.
You want to stone to death a ten ton killer whale?
What ever you fucking IDIOTS are ingesting, I don't want some.

Just how fucking stupid can some people be?
Here is your example.
You religious nut jobs just jumped the fucking shark Killer Whale.

Why don't you swim in some Herring Juice and slip over the retaining wall, en masse?

Who is the retarded motherfucker who came up with the idea of throwing rocks at a fucking Killer Whale?
Better yet, who are the retarded motherfuckers who thought that this was a great fucking idea?


All those in favor, step out into traffic on the Freeway and raise your ignorant fucking hands in prayer so I can give myself time to open up the four barrels and get clear of any traffic next to me.
Xtian Crazy Grease for my front end .



The Darwin Awards will be handed out posthumously.

You make Jesus wish he had given Algae a bigger fucking brain.

Jesus Fucking Christ, You Birthers Are Killing Me

Jeezus, let me put this on the record for you ignorant fucking cocksuckers.
Do you have a motherfucking Drivers License?
Did you have your Fucking Mumps,Polio,Measels, Chicken Pox vaccinations that were mandated by the Government way the fuck back in the 1960's?

Got a Social Security number?

Did you happen to register to vote as some Dumb Fuck Republican in the last fifty fucking years?
If so, somewhere along the line, you had to cough up a MOTHER FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Holy shit.
I am sick of this lily white fucking back yard pool party joke.

Listen up you societally retarded inbred fucks,
I am older than Barack Hussein Obama, OK?
I was born in Oakland California at Two Ten in the fucking morning on January Thirty First, Nineteen Hundred and Fucking Sixty.
I am a die hard Raiders fan and you can suck my dick for that alone.

I am surrounded by fucking idiots.

Take for example, the entire state of Utah, they want to eliminate twelfth Grade in their High Schools.

Imagine that, the Dumbing Down of America's children, accelerated.

Oh, I can see their twisted logic, after all guy's, where the Hell are ya going to get a date for the Senior prom?
One of your Uncles is going to cut loose with that hot little knocked up fourteen year old sixth wife, that is your cousin ?

Spare me.

Then we have stupid fucks like "Senator" Inhofe and that ever present twat Palin.

Y'all can do me a favor and shut yer fucking pie holes and get to digging in your back yards for proof that Jayzus rode a fucking BrontoSaurus to breakfast last week and was lucky enough to win at Bingo.

If ignorance is bliss, you all must be multi orgasmic.

I'm fucking sick of ya.

Your ignorance and blind stubbornness is enough to make me want to scream.
It doesn't seem to make one bit of difference how many times you idiots get empirical evidence shoved in your nose like a puppy that refuses to quit shitting on the carpet, you are just stupid fucking mutts that need to get a one way trip to the pound.


Oh! It's snowing again!
Global warming is a hoax perpetrated by that eeeeeevil Al Gore!

I am shaking my head in complete disgust at you people. Hell yes it's snowing it's called Winter.
Fuck.
Nobody knows what the hell is going on with the climate right now, we have had a major lack of Sun spot activity, El Fucking Nino is back and without a doubt, shit is changing.
Climate is a decades long phenomenon, not one year with record snow.
Shit, some of you are so damn ignorant, you would ignore the record drought that is plaguing half the fucking world and just point to a snow bank in your back yard as proof everything is one damn guy's fault and everything is going to be normal next week, when Jayzus comes back for Bingo again, riding on the back of giant flying fish.

Somebody Slap This Fucking Guy

Jesus Christ, I tell ya, if I could only get with in kicking distance of this asshole.

Lets Get Back To Work

I sure as hell ain't as smart as Paul Krugman but we share the same thoughts sometimes.

I saw the economy tanking back in November of 2007.
What I didn't see was just how bad it was going to be and it is now worse than I imagined.

This country is FUBAR.


10.2% unemployment, the mortgage crisis is still burning like a Roman candle, the Commercial Real Estate nightmare is just beginning and now the cheerleaders are trying to tell us the recession is over.
Bull Shit.
The rest of the world is acting like sharks with blood in the water, they are dumping the dollar as the main trading mechanism.
Can't say I blame them, the dollar has lost 95% of it's value and Timmy boy and his buddies just dumped a few TRILLION of them out of Ben Bernanke's helicopter.

Let me just add this, when I can spell Ben's last name without looking? That's a bad thing.

This country needs productive things to do.

The bail out of the banks did exactly what for the average American?
Put his ass further into debt to the point his Grand children will be born screaming about it, that's what.


WE, THE PEOPLE, who are here and now need a fucking job.
The infrastructure of this country is in tatters as I type.
I hit a pot hole yesterday that a Volkswagon could fit in. Do you think the county has the money to fix it?
Hell no.

The money we pour into fighting TWO hopelessly lost wars needs to be redirected
back to Main Street, Your Town, right now.

We need to get our man power and resources back from half way around the world and put to use right here and we need to do it yesterday.

A guy can dream, this administration is as bad as the last one when it comes to realizing just how bad it is down here in reality land.

Eventually, the well is going to run dry, that would be you and me, and we just flat won't be able to cough up that last drop of blood to pay for this insanity, we will be too damn busy trying to feed ourselves.

Get a clue, you Warmongering idiots.

Continually repeating a failed strategy is the definition of insanity and I, for one, want to get out of the Hamster wheel.

My Heart Bleeds

Jesus. The Ultra rich are feeling the pinch.
This Rueters article tries to describe the angst over how some parents are concerned that their poor little Poindexters won't be able to manage THIRTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS!!!!

Lord, give me a break.

Good God.

How about something instructive for the rest of the 99% of us?
How about, Ya got three bucks, how are ya gonna feed a family of six?

Fuck you.
Thirty MILLION dollars and you are starting to sweat?

Come around my place, I'll show ya how to invest in food instead of hookers and Coke.

OR, I'll tell ya how to invest in hookers and Coke for a flat fee of say, five hundred grand and a T bone with all the trimmings.
I ain't greedy.

This country is SO fucked.