Sweet Jesus,I forgot my friend Suzanne was coming into town.
I finally had to get off my dead ass and clean the joint up, in a hurry. The big can of Red Bull and four garbage bags later, C'mon in.
I would have been MORTIFIED if she had shown up out of the blue.
Get yer head out of the gutter, it ain't like that, fer Chrissakes. It is possible to have friends ya know.
I told her to randomly call me to say she was coming, even if she wasn't, so I would be forced to get off my dead ass and clean the place up, I am such a bachelor.
I even vacuumed, I swear.
I did have to warn her not to open the sliders to the bed room, I don't think I could dig her out by myself.
Y'all have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, just give me some notice so I can find ya a place to sit.