Christmas is coming.
The Retailers are going to be desperate this year, I don't give a fuck what the news assholes are saying, I am seeing it with my own eyes.
Halloween was a disaster and Thanksgiving is going to reinforce the notion of family.
One good Turkey Pot Luck and a few eyes are going to get opened, a little here and there for the common good is a good thing.
Even if I don't much care for 1970's Lime Green Jello Molds with walnuts in 'em.
I see Christmas being the Death Knell for this economy and I suspect so do the Powers That Be. I already know Christmas is going to be sparse around these parts and I am not just talking about myself, key words, these parts.
That is why they are belatedly talking about a jobs stimulus.
What the fuck do they know about a bad Holiday season, half of those bought off fuckers are already Millionaires.
As for the rest of us, I see a run on the Mashed potato's and gravy and there won't be any left overs.
I can see lot's of salads, maybe a pumpkin pie and some fruit salad.
Sure, we will have the traditional turkey and the green beans and onion casserole.
Can you say Gone In Sixty Seconds?
I generally get a coupon for a turkey for Thanksgiving and I am DAMN grateful for that.
I donate it to Mom and she handles that part.
I have a large, extended family.
That's what is nice about the dinner rolls and a bunch of kids.
I am thinking another ten pounds of taters and gravy. Fill 'em up with carbs and turn 'em loose!
I ain't worried about it, I'll drink dinner anyway.
All the while, Wall Street is predicting record profits and record bonuses.
If ya can, invite one of those Playa motherfuckers over and ask 'em to bring the Marshmallows for dessert,
I here they are fattening but one less of those dirty fucking bastards would make the holiday season just that more enjoyable.
Tell 'em it tastes just like chicken.