Five Dead Meeces

Damn, have I been having technical difficulties or what?
Five fucking dead mouses in a week.
I finally got pissed off and pitched 'em, went to Radio Fucking Shack and bought a Goddamn wireless sumbitch, came home and.....
nothing.

Duh, batteries not included, stupid.
Par for the course, we had a big blast of freezing rain, just for fun.
I finally got out of the fucking driveway at eleven o'clock this morning to drive three blocks, to get some fucking batteries.
Batteries I have, just not the tiny little needle dick bug fucker type.
Sheese.
Hopefully I can just motor along for a while without some major malfunction for fucks sake!