Newt Gingritch Can Suck MY Dick!

What a hypocritical fucking piece of shit.

Fuck you, ya rotten sonofabitch.

I can't believe that other piece of shit Chris Wallace actually reached down and grabbed his atrophied nut sack and asked this question;



What a transparent mother fucker. Glass House, indeed  Fuck You,Asshole.

Get the fuck off any idea you are ever, ever, ever going to be the President,ain't gonna happen.

On the other side of this, please feel free to spend every fucking dime you own and every dumb sonofabitch who is stupid enough to donate to your campaign in the mean time.

My Aching Ass

I can';t seem to sleep all night, I have ridden or driven about 650 miles in the last three days on some two lane twisty fucking roads. Raining and hailing sideways, can't see the fucking road but keep on driving anyway because I know the road. I seem to wake up at four fucking thirty and can" figure out if I need to take a piss or lay back down and have flash backs until it is time to get up.

Went to bed with a Dog last night, fucking bed hog too..Goddamn Labradors.
Looking forward to a shower and a future visit to Nasty Girl.

My brother kicked his own ass again, I just showed up to say Howdy.

There is much more to this little episode but it is family business, elder family members and all that.

Done? Oh Hell fucking yes.

BTW, I have some Toxic Sock Syndrome to deal with.

See Ya"s later.

The AWWW Factor

My cat Baby has developed the habit of of stretching her front paw out and combing my beard when she demands to be petted, the little bitch.

Wakes my ass up in the middle of the  night, crawling up in the middle of my guts to display this bit of affection and pisses my ass off.
It's cute as hell but she has rotten timing.

I get the message, pet me asshole but give me  a fucking break here cat, I am trying to be passed out.
Fuck, three thirty in the fucking morning.

 I need to quit feeding this little monster so much, she is getting heavy.

Not quite as cuddly as Nasty Girl either, dammit.

Are You Serious?

What the fuck do these new wars get per gallon anyway?

Libya No-Fly Zone Could Cost Coalition Over $1 Billion If Operation Continues For Months

For that kind of money, we could kill half of the population of every fucking country in the Middle East.

Just who the fuck is in charge of this clusterfuck and I damn well want to know if they used to work for Ford.

That would explain a lot.

Jesus H Fucking Christ on a pogo stick , a BILLION dollars to kill people?

This is the new economy?

Killing people?

Ya wonder why I run my mouth,

I could be a winner.
Not like Charlie Sheen, more like some poor sonofabitch kid in Afghanistan out collecting firewood.

This eternal war shit needs to stop, yesterday.

Seriously, ONE BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?

For what?
No, seriously, I want to know why  everyone thinks it is necessary to spend that kind of money to fuck around and kill a bunch of people as they discuss this over lunch for the next year.
Fuck, kill them all now, what the hell, for a billion dollars, you could turn the entire Middle East into a parking lot with one fucking phone call. before dessert was served.
Who the fuck are you trying to kid?

The problem with that is they wouldn't have anything to do tomorrow except go home, ground the daughter again and maybe have to service the wife.
How fun is that?

This shit is out of hand, if you haven't noticed lately.

 Three fucking wars now?
Really?


Really

Fucking insanity run amok. 


I don't recall making any tanks or munitions first hand but I see I paid for a buttload of them when I wasn't paying any attention.

If I had any say in how to torment a foreign populace, my first choice would be to drop ship every fucking Lincoln Continental built  with front wheel drive on them and let them curse the day they were born while trying to keep them on the road long enough to  make car bombs out of. them.

Either way. it's a win  win for us.

BTW, I was a certified Ford. Lincoln/Mercury tech for ten years, I know of what I speak.

Is It Over Yet?

If we can  kill  entire  wedding party in another country  half way across the world and call it mistake, why can't we  drop a bomb or three and kill some  mother fucker that Google can find  in two fucking seconds?

Sometimes I Scare Myself

You did not want to hear that so I deleted it.
I'm sure it is still out there somewhere but I hope you can't find it.
I can be SUCH an asshole sometimes.

Have a nice day.

Our Insane Foreign Policy

Libya, I am sure have heard, is getting a pounding by us, France and some NATO forces.
Has anyone heard anything about Iraq lately? Afghanistan?

No?

What about that little dust up between the Koreas that we have our nose in?
That would be no, again.
here are some numbers of what this little fiasco we got in the middle of, courtesy of the LA Times.

Sunday's attacks were carried out by 15 U.S. aircraft, including Marine Harrier jets deployed from an assault ship in the Mediterranean and three Air Force B-2 stealth bombers that flew the 25-hour journey from Whiteman Air Force Base in Missouri to drop 45 bombs, each weighing 2,000 pounds.

Snip, my bold.
Anyone have any idea what that action alone cost?

Meanwhile, the operation's costs are mounting. Senior Defense officials would not comment on how much the operation has cost so far, saying they were focused on carrying out the mission at hand.

But an independent report released this month by the Center for Strategic and Budgetary Assessments estimated that the no-fly zone would cost at least $400 million to set up, and up to $100 million per week to enforce. Each Tomahawk missile costs more than $500,000, bringing the total price for Saturday night's initial volley to at least $55 million.

Also my bold.

"That's what happens when everybody is cutting their defense: We are going to have to provide the majority of the resources," said Lawrence Korb, former assistant secretary for logistics under Reagan, who once called Kadafi "the mad dog of the Middle East."

As for that last part, my question is, just whose back yard is this little soirre in, ours, umm, no.
That would be Italy, Spain, France, you know, the Euoropeans.
Just to drive my frustration home, they can't afford the bombs and bullets so we will.


10% unemployment here at home,  Several million who have completely run out of unemployment insurance, 44 MILLION people in this country on food stamps, every damn state in the union except North Dakota running massive defecits but we can't do anything about that.

What we can do is give huge tax breaks to people who don't need them and run all over the Middle East swinging our dicks around and rain bombs and bullets down in staggering numbers.

In my opinion, it's pretty fucked up when our foreign policy takes precedent over our Domestic policy by a factor of four to one.

Something just ain't right there.

Lucky Me

Laying in bed, watching the girl friend comb her hair and staring at her ass.

Have a nice weekend.

When it rains, it pours

Hello, sticker shock.
After my asshole tightend back up after my little dalliance with Verizon yesterday, I felt embolden enough to go to the DMV to finally transfer the title to my POS* old truck.

Hold on to yer shorts here, THREE FUCKING HUNDRED AND THIRTY MOTHER FUCKING DOLLARS!!!!!

Really?
 THREE FUCKING HUNDRED DOLLARS???
The fucking truck is only worth Five,

Holy shit, talk about getting butt raped.
I would bet money it would have been cheaper to go register the fucking thing in Oregon, drive back across the river and transfer the title back over here.
Dirty , rotten, motherfuckers.
Just for shits and giggles, a pack of Camel non filter cigarettes was NINE NINETY FIVE!

Seriously, it's getting way too expensive to be broke all the time.

* POS= Piece Of Shit.

Dumber Than A Box Full Of Rusty Hammers

Jaysus Christ.
I just spent a half an hour talking to some stupid woman at Verizon trying to pay my outrageous bill.
I think I have actually been here at the Weasel Den a total of five fucking days since New Years.
That doesn't stop the fuckers from charging me though.
$125 bucks.
 Then she tries to upgrade me., No charge.
OK, I'm listening.

Faster access, better air card,more Gygabytes best of all, ten dollars a month cheaper.
You have my attention.

But no.
She dithered around , him hawed and couldn't figure out what the fuck she was talking about.
 Next thing I know, it's another twenty bucks.
OK, just fucking do it.
But, no. Can't do that.Please hold while I figure out how to fuck you, hold still.
Put's me on hold while she straightens her bra strap and goes for the kill shot.

How's about another hundred and fifty fucking bucks for the upgrade?

I gotta admit, I was polite when I told her how to insert said plan right back into her ass.

It's nine thirty in the morning, I have already had two shots of whiskey and a beer chaser but I ain't that fucking stupid. Fer Christ's sake lady!
Just take the payment and quit wasting the battery in my cell phone!

If I ever get my fucking tax rebate back, I am going to dump Verizon like the two bit whore they are, on a deserted street in the middle of the night, in the rain.

Fuck me running.

On top of all that aggravation, the cocksuckers would have extended my contract for another two years without telling me, as I found out the hard way when my air card died and I had to get off my sick bed to go get another one.

Rotten fucking bastards.

Verizon can suck my fucking dick.

Anyway, I am home for a short while, I have internet access and you can expect to see some more venom spewed from my keyboard soon.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Maybe Today

 I can sneak in a quick post.

Damn, I have been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

My brother has been working my ass off, I hurt all over.

We worked all week and then yesterday, I showed him how to change the glow plugs on one side of the engine for his truck, today we do the hard side, yay.

One more day tomorrow and then home for a while.


Back in two weeks and off to Coos Bay, where I grew up.


I may get a chance to see an old friend I haven't seen in 25 years while I am there.

In the mean time, I have been out of the loop, haven't even had time to visit my usual haunts on the web .

So, I doubt I will be posting much for a while yet, no rest for the wicked and all that.

Catch me when ya can and thanks fer stopping  by.

Later

I am out of town and don't have a constant way to get on line.
I'll get back to ya when I get a chance.BTW, David Broder kicked the bucket.
I will vote for Driftglass to take his place, tomorrow.

Shiny Object

Oh give me a fucking break.


WASHINGTON (Reuters) – White House Chief of Staff William Daley said on Sunday the Obama administration was considering tapping into the U.S. strategic oil reserve as a way to help ease soaring oil prices.

Let's play fucky fuck again.
Holy Christ.
Is there anyone out there that hasn't been paying attention to this fuckery?
Good Lord, they are running out of tricks if they think I am going to swallow a hook stinking like shit the way this one is.

Where the fuck was this when oil was over a hundred and fifty fucking dollars a barrel?
Just now it is some kind of emergency?

Kiss my ass.


Within thirty fucking miles between towns, I saw gas go from $3.75 to $3.49 yesterday.

Diesel is over $4.10.

Is someone trying to shift the focus on the news again or is it just me?

Cutting Off Your Nose To Spite Your Face

Exactly who the fuck does this complete fucking jack ass think is going to be around to take care of the business of the State?

Playing some Russian Roulette are we?

Just wait until there isn't some lackey there to hand him his fucking latte in the morning.

The numbers do not lie, this stupid fucking asshole is going down eventually.There are already over a million people wanting to sign a recall petition.

The lawsuits are already starting to fly about denying the people access to the capitol building, the cops tackled a Representative to the ground trying to get into his own office and even before that, the cops gave him the middle finger for being an asshat.

Keep pushing the buttons asshole, you are going to be the bug on the windshield of Democracy.

Speaking of complete motherfucking assholes. I am pretty much speechless over this one.

If you didn't think Boehner was  complete fucking anal wart before, here ya go.
The last living vet from WW1 and Boner won't allow his body to be laid in State inside the Capitol.

Somebody needs to bitch slap that sonofabitch.

American Idol

Yeah, it's like that.

The only saving grace are a couple of little cuties , that don't suck.

Scuze me while I have a shot.

My Lifes Lesson

Take my word for it, I will not remember your name but I will never forget you.

For Those Of You Who Hate Racing

Because "All  they do is turn left", watch it in a mirror for a few laps, then all they do is turn right.

Your moment of Zen for the day.

Comedy Gold

This runs around in my mind once in a while and here it is.

That fucking weasel cracks my ass up.



Oh shit, Nasty Girl reminded me of the little Chicken Hawk...

More funny shit.
Here you thought these were for little kids.




Thanks to my friend Suzanne for keeping me young.
She pulls these things out of her hat all the time at Late Late Night at Firedoglake after ten PM..

My Sides Hurt

This is a Win Win situation for me.

Neither one of these assholes have a snowballs chance in Hell of winning and now they have one less avenue for spewing their crazy assed bullshit.

Best yet, it is costing them money.

Two down.

Update, via TPM and my pals at Alternate Brain,

Fox news showing footage supposedly of union thugs in Wisconsin.

Like they said, since when is the last time you saw a Palm Tree in Wisconsin?

John Amato from Crooks and Liars is all over this and has filed a complaint ;

This is what's known as perpetrating a News Distortion on viewers and is strictly forbidden by the FCC. Fox News has done this type of distortion previously and I filed a complaint with the FCC and documented what they had done here.
Where to go to file a complaint:

News Distortion. The Commission often receives complaints concerning broadcast journalism, such as allegations that stations have aired inaccurate or one-sided news reports or comments, covered stories inadequately, or overly dramatized the events that they cover. For the reasons noted above, the Commission generally will not intervene in such cases because it would be inconsistent with the First Amendment to replace the journalistic judgment of licensees with our own. However, as public trustees, broadcast licensees may not intentionally distort the news: the FCC has stated that “rigging or slanting the news is a most heinous act against the public interest.”
The Commission will investigate a station for news distortion if it receives documented evidence of such rigging or slanting, such as testimony or other documentation, from individuals with direct personal knowledge that a licensee or its management engaged in the intentional falsification of the news. Of particular concern would be evidence of the direction to employees from station management to falsify the news. However, absent such a compelling showing, the Commission will not intervene.
For additional information about news distortion, see http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/journalism.html.

Please submit a complaint against FOX News and The O'Reilly Factor
I'd also call into FOX News and ask them to stop distorting the news.

Address: News Corporation
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036
Phone: (212) 852-7017
Fax: (212) 852-7145

WHEEE!

On top of this? 

Oh Hell Yeah!



I love it!