Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Verizon Can Suck My Ass

Dirty motherfuckers.
They must have some of the most ignorant cocksuckers for call center help I have ever had the misfortune to deal with in my entire fucking life.
Ask them a question, I fucking DARE ya!

 "I'm sorry, I'll have to transfer you to another department for that".

This is after you have already been on hold for twenty fucking minutes to talk to the first moron.


THEN!, they have the nerve to give you an automatic robo call on your phone to take a survey of just how fucking awesome their staff is!

This is on top of their 59.95 a month "service" that just cost me a hundred and forty four mother fucking dollars, and, twenty one cents too!

Dirty, rotten, cum guzzling  ass lickers.

Fuck me, I hates me some Verizon with a hard on you could dull a Ginsu knife with.

Fucking bastards.

12 comments:

  1. Now Virgin mobile put a limit on what had been unlimited downloads. They still give much more than Verizon and Sprint for 40 smacks a month.

    I'm sure after Comsucks merger betrayal there will be plenty more screwing we the people.

    Bastards every last one of you.

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  2. I have ATT and pay $82,approximately, after tax for cell,home phone, and high speed DSL. Quite frankly, I cannot understand why anyone uses any other service. Somedays, I do get frustrated. But, their service and wait time in minimal.

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  3. Sunfighter3:32 PM

    I wouldn't piss on any of the telecomms. I use Net 10 and have for years. $16.20 a month, no contract.
    It ain't perfect, but I ain't signing no 2 yr contract with any of those telecomm c**ksuckers. F**k em.

    Now I'll tell exactly how I feel.

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  4. Anonymous4:00 PM

    what doesn't piss you off you fucktard??

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  5. A good blow job always helps my demeanor, you volunteering asshole?

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  6. Nasty Girl6:22 PM

    Hey, that's my job.

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  7. Personally, I am NO fucking fan of AT&T, the lying, thieving, robbing-teh-elderly-and-crippled-BLIND motherfuckers. But here in West Redneckistan, it's them or those cocksuckers at COX, the same evil motherfuckers who gave the world RAY GENOCIDAL-PUPPET-BITCH *NAGIN*!!!!!! Fuck that shit.

    Welp, birfday boy, if I ever hit that fucking powerball, we'll ALL have our own satellite link-up. And you can visit my island/fiefdom annnytime, but you gotta holla at a bitch if you're bringing your entire entourage.

    But most of all, I'm gonna be so fucking far off the motherfucking grid that Darth Cheney HIMSELF won't be able to find or track my fat ass!!!!!! Fuck Entergy, fuck ExxonMobil, fuck BP, fuck 'em all. Windmills, acres of solar farming, water cycling, every fucking way possible to be self-sustaining and under the fucking radar. Big initial investment, but it'll pay me back for decades. And motherfucking Entergy will NEVER be able to restore power to the motherfucking CUNT-RY CLUB OF LOUISIANA before they do to the disabled, elderly & ill!!!!!!

    A woman can dream, right?

    Oh, and to the anonymous pussy of a troll... That all you got, cocksucker?

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  8. Now tell us how you really feel...

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  9. Heh, people as pissed off as I am . . .

    Go figger!

    *G*

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  10. BLowjob?

    *G*

    Got Marcy Wheeler kicked off of MSM for SAYING the word just when she was becoming famous for the left.

    Lesigh.

    Yer a lucky fuck, Busted . . . ;-)

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  11. Does this mean I should quit emailing you dirty pictures?

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  12. Dunno if you're talking about Verizon Wireless or their other shitte, but I've always had outstanding Blackberry support service from Verizon Wireless.

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