Oh yeah, it is time to lance the Pilonidal Cyst of the Republican party.
I am right this fucking second watching the future Convicted Felon, Tom, The Bug Man, Delay, claim that Rush Limbaugh is not the leader of the Republican Party, next up, The Cyst himself, attacking Michael Steele.
You will have to excuse me while I clean up a small personal mess.
This is so fucking fantastic, I can't hardly stand it.
Delay, now trying to rewrite history and trying to blame the Democrats, again, for the current economic meltdown.
Claims Bush is innocent of any fucking bit of this.
Why?
Why is this scumbag on television?
Why is this fucking cocksucker not on trial and headed to Cock Roach heaven?
Stop, I just ate.
Somebody stick this fucking criminal in a crate and send him to Afghanistan, rocky side up, they could use a good laugh.
Why is this fucker walking around in the first place?
OK, back to the cannibalism currently under way in what is left of the Confederate Party,
YAY!!!
Y'all want Rush Limbaugh as the head of the Republican party?
BRING THAT SHIT RIGHT THE FUCK ON!!!
I couldn't have dreamed about such good fortune even six months ago!
Cripes!
Throw some blood money into a large pit and throw these motherfuckers into it and put a lid on top.
Let the biggest fucked up, delusional sonofabitch win.
I could really give a shit which one it is, y'all is going to be the Captain of the Titanic, politically.
In my wildest dreams, I could not have foreseen the back stabbing over the carcass of a dead political party that so deserved to be buried alive.
Rush Limbaugh?
OMFG, Bring it.
Excuse me for a minute.I had to think about that and pick my teeth, that shit ain't easy when you are laughing uncontrollably.
Ditto heads.
Bwaaaahhhaaaaaahahaha!
Fucking morons.
At least my cats can lick their own asses independent of a radio personality telling them when they should eat some shit and call it biscuits and gravy.
Thank you, Lord.
Michael Steele?
Bring it.
Tom DeLay, Newt Gingrich, Bitch McConnell?
Bring it.
The stench of extermination and irrelevance is palpable.
Keep running yer yaps boys, The old cotton fields of home are calling your names.
congrats, busted! Drifty picked a good 'un to quote from on his blog, your rants are always awesome.
ReplyDeleteYano, you bring the art of cussing to a new level, you're fucking lyrical when ya get going.
Keep it up!
OMG! I'm so happy I found your blog! I need a good laugh after my long day! LOL!! You Da Man!!
ReplyDeleteYep, I love it but could never state it so well. Let `em bring in the craziest wingnuts and smack Steel around whenever he steps out of line. Where's Joe the tool?!
ReplyDeleteRepublicrats did our system in, not any one party. Blaming the Repubs for everything that has been going on has been with full permission of Dems - post what the DEMS have done to stop any of it. Pay attention to whats going on NOW - paying money to Hamas for whats they brought on themselves from Isreal (what did you expect them to do - shoot to miss?) - why WE paying for that. Where are the MUSLIM countries, coming in to help out their fellow Muslims? Hell no, too smart for that - lets play the West for the fools they are - $hit, who we kidding.
ReplyDeleteI agree with your post above, but blaming one party for what we have today - not keeping it real. But I do enjoy reading your rants - funny as hell bro, you keep on posting!
Excellent!
ReplyDeleteYou may be right mayberry. The thing IS, I HAD my old 60 acre hippie homestead out in the hills. After a number of years I had to come out and work. You know, money, retirement, that kind of shit?
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