I Am Number 1!!

According to my handy dandy little gizmo that keeps track of what brings people here,
I am THE ,number one spot, Google directs you to when you enter the following query;

fuck, shit, damn, asshole, bastard.

First I'd like to thank my parents, then all the little people, without who, I would not be able to celebrate such a momentous occasion.
You know who you are.