Ending days of intense speculation, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain announced Saturday that he will suspend his unlikely campaign, citing the toll that weeks of sexual-harassment and adultery allegations have taken on his family.
Damn, I just had pizza tonight, what a coincidence.
Bye Bye motherfucker.
So, that still leaves several crazy incompetent stupid people in the race to be our Supreme Commander.
Pepto Bismal anyone?