Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Dear Google

Fuck you very much for forcing me to use your updated Gmail, seriously.

I had been exing out of your little suggestions for weeks now for a fucking reason.

I didn't want to upgrade because what I had already worked just fine.

Now, I had no fucking choice, I couldn't get to my email because you decided I needed to suck your fucking dick and choke on it too.

Fuuuuuuuuuck you, assholes.
As a certified mechanic, I want you to listen closely,

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

5 comments:

  1. The corollary is, if I can't fix it, it ain't broke.

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  2. How can they force you to do this? Yahoo has tried to force me for years to do as they wish. I figured out how to get around them. They now leave me alone.

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  3. what busted said.... i hate the new gmail and am dreading the day when they forking make the switch mandatory

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  4. Hi Busted,

    Yup. Why do they think rearranging everything and using different colors is an improvement?

    Dave

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  5. Hoist one for me too on that (clinks glass). I don't use it but they all seem to do that. Just when you're comfy using a piece of software they change it and usually not for the better.
    Isn't there a contact link somewhere were we could all gang up on them? It worked for a Yahoo update a while back.

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