Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Dear Google

Fuck you very much for forcing me to use your updated Gmail, seriously.

I had been exing out of your little suggestions for weeks now for a fucking reason.

I didn't want to upgrade because what I had already worked just fine.

Now, I had no fucking choice, I couldn't get to my email because you decided I needed to suck your fucking dick and choke on it too.

Fuuuuuuuuuck you, assholes.
As a certified mechanic, I want you to listen closely,

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.


  1. The corollary is, if I can't fix it, it ain't broke.

  2. How can they force you to do this? Yahoo has tried to force me for years to do as they wish. I figured out how to get around them. They now leave me alone.

  3. what busted said.... i hate the new gmail and am dreading the day when they forking make the switch mandatory

  4. Hi Busted,

    Yup. Why do they think rearranging everything and using different colors is an improvement?


  5. I've been avoiding it too. WTF? Why do they think everyone wants their damn upgrade? It never makes anything easier. Ugh.

  6. Hoist one for me too on that (clinks glass). I don't use it but they all seem to do that. Just when you're comfy using a piece of software they change it and usually not for the better.
    Isn't there a contact link somewhere were we could all gang up on them? It worked for a Yahoo update a while back.