Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Damn, I Missed The Republican Debate Tonight

I also forgot to clean my fingernails.

Guess which one I regret the most, I dare ya.

Shit, Dancing With The Stars would have been more entertaining as long as I didn't have to worry about another nipple slip from that cow Nancy Grace.

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  1. Busted, Busted, Busted, you know better. "COW" ?? I really don't mind the vulgarity. Just don't call women who don't suit your taste, animals. If your wife put on more weight, would you call her a cow?

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  2. I'm certainly not going to go out of my way to raise my blood pressure. It's bad enough they are soiling my pretty state of NH with their vote begging.

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  3. Grace is a cow. A loud one at that. She is a braying jackass.

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  4. I tuned in and turned it up while I cleaned the glass and polished the wood in the living room. Made for interesting background noise.
    It would make an interesting drinking game to do a shot every time someone mentions St. Ronnie Ray-gun, or bashes Jimmy Carter.

    And Nancy's nips are the least offensive thing about her or that reality show. Nancy Grace's sanctimonious Church Lady routine whenever someone is acquitted of a crime she's convinced they've committed warrants a label far worse than bovine references.

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  5. I don't care for Nancy Grace very much, but she's built like a Buick - for comfort, not for speed! Back up ta the stump, Bossie...;-)

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  6. What IS ..... Dancing With The Stars?
    A Carl Sagan Special?

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  7. Hilarious, BJ.

    I swear that was my first thought when I was told about the show from my elderly aunt who watches it religiously.

    If only.

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