Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Mission Accomplished

It's finally a done deal.
Let me introduce to you my lovely Bride, Mrs. Ornery Bastard.

Am I a lucky sumbitch or what?
Damn, she is beautiful.

She wanted to share a couple of pictures, sorry ladies, I am married now.

It was somewhere between ninety and ninety five on Sunday and us boys could sure feel it. Wearing black shirts, pants and shoes with a freakin' tie strangling us just for good measure.

The actual ceremony only lasted a little over ten minutes and went exceptionally well.
It was a very pretty setting and quite a few folks actually showed up.
I would like to say Thank You to each and every one of them, it meant a lot to us.

It was the fiasco of getting all the pictures taken that took another two hours, with me chasing people down, running around with my clown shoes on.

We had a short reception and then drove back to my town and the party was on at the local Eagles Fraternity.

Another couple of hours of that and off we went for our honeymoon, which, by the way, got crashed by a couple of my Aunts, my cousin and her two boys.You oughtta met my Aunt Peggy, she is the female version of me without the profanity.
She is quite the party girl and totally out going. She cracks me up. get a couple of drinks in her and no man is safe.I love her to death.
That is another Blog post by it's self. I am waiting for the photographic evidence before I go into that.
It was comedic and we all had a great day.

Anyways, the fucking Drama is over.

I are married now.

Damn, I didn't realize what a good looking bastard I am.


The best fucking toast I have ever heard.
" May all the ups and downs in your life be between the sheets".

Thank you Rae, her dad's toast to her.


  1. Congratulations you lucky bastard! You do know you've married above you, right?

    Hope you keep each other happy.

  2. Congrats, man! You're right, she's a gorgeous woman, and she makes you look good just standing there beaming proud!

    Best to you both, and I hope you paid that photographer well for the long hours he put in making you look sharp. As a professional photographer, I know a difficult subject when I see one...

  3. Anonymous5:44 PM

    All I can say is: "Hubba Hubba, Bubba". I also note that you "seem" to clean up OK, although I'd pictured you as
    May all the blessings be on y'alls heads. May all your tomorrows be without sorrows.

  4. You clean up right purty. Congrats to ou both!

  5. May you have many HAPPY years together.

  6. Felicitations, and much joy to you both.

    I love the toast and may have to borrow it...

    Shade and Sweetwater,

  7. Anonymous9:04 PM

    Mrs. OB is gorgeous! You cleaned up nice, too. :) May you have many happy years ahead together.

  8. what a wonderful couple you two make!

    congrats to mr and mrs busted!!!

  9. Congratulations! She is beautiful! I wish you happiness!

  10. Anonymous5:18 AM

    Congratulations again, hope both of you are really happy. And that is probably the funniest toast I've ever heard, thanks for sharing. :^)

  11. Congratulations!

  12. Photo of Aunt Peggy, please.

  13. Congratulations again.

    Yes, she is lovely, and yes, you are lucky! But you aren't too hard on the eyes either, especially with that tie on.

    Wishing both of you the very best of everything life has to offer...

  14. You clean up pretty damn good.
    Lovely bride.
    Continuing best wishes!

  15. You clean up pretty well, homeboy. Still wondering what she's doing with your ugly old ass but people been asking my Mrs. that for 20-odd years. Mazeltov!

  16. Congrats to the both of ya!

    Great couple.

    Slainthe Mhath!

  17. Congrats to the both of ya!

    Great couple.

    Slainthe Mhath!

  18. You are a good lookin' bastard. You look like a skinny Sean Connery. And Nasty Girl's got a rack! As well as a pleasing figger.Ya done good Busted! My condolences on yer marriage (bwaaaaahahahaha!) and many happy years to come. Stay naughty my friends. "And Ryan, most things in here don't react to well to bullets"....

  19. Well, I'll be! Good thing she's got you cause you are one hell of a handsome man - thought I'd put a few pounds on yer skinny butt.

    Wish you both all the best and don't change anything about either of you.

  20. Congrats to you and missus busted!!!

    You are indeed a lucky sum'bitch!!
    Much happiness to the two of you in the future!

  21. Long time, no talk to, Busted, but congratulations! She's beautiful and so are you. I hope you grow together and enjoy as many years of love and fights and more love as the Gruff Lord and I.

  22. Hi Mr. & Mrs. Busted,

    I'd like to wish you both a long and happy marriage. What a beautiful couple you make!


  23. Anonymous6:37 PM

    congratulations to you both. may you have abundance, prosperity and health

  24. Congrats Bro! To a long and happy life together!


  25. Congtats OB on the wedding, now was the cat invited? Seriously I hope you two enjoy a wonderful live together

  26. Congratulations to you both...and yes, both of you are easy on the eye!!

  27. You make a great looking couple, my friend! All the best for you!

  28. Napman5711:07 AM

    I wish you both many wonderful years together, and the best of everything I hope comes your way.......

  29. Great news guys... Best wishes from all of us down here I Redwood City...

  30. Anonymous6:55 PM

    congrats busted, you clean up pretty good !

    mrs. jp

  31. About that first picture: Why is Newt Gingrich in the background?

    Anyway, congrats. Just don't kill each other talking about politics. I nipped that controversy in the bud by moving in Mrs. JP, who's a lifelong liberal.

  32. Congratulations to you both! You are a stunning couple. Your wife's gown is gorgeous as is she.

    May you have many wonderfully, joyous years together.

  33. Margot1:06 AM

    Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Busted!
    I wish you all the best:)

  34. Congrats ole man.
    May every year be happier than the last.

  35. Yep, you're lucky all right. Congratulations to both of you.

  36. Anonymous8:15 PM

    God fuckin damn it, the best to ya both. Just don't get any more ornery when she cuts ya off after a couple of years

  37. Damn, you look mahvelous!

    Congrats, BK and NG. May you both live in happiness and good fortune for many many years to come.

    Lucky man!

  38. You're both looking fine and make a very handsome couple. Wishing you many years of nasty, ornery happiness together. Congratulations!