I noticed recently whenever I see or hear one of the following idiots open their yap, my right hand instinctively reaches over and unzips my pants, pull out my decidedly left leaning dick and violently yanks me to the right, looking to fill said idiots mouth with warm piss to shut them the fuck up.
What do you think about that, Michele?
I know, it was a rhetorical question. Here, follow me for a second. Here is a round room, go pee in the corner.
That should keep her busy.
Wait a minute! Who let her in here?
There is one of those "others" in here!
You, get your narrow brown ass out back and wait your turn.
I will get to you eventually and piss all over you too..
Think of it as the Health Care Bill these fucking clowns passed.
Actually, I did. if I had tried to piss in your mouth, it would have turned into a sprinkler big enough for a corn field in Ben Nelson's back yard. What with you flapping your gum's at light speed about the necessity to keep those tax breaks for the ridiculously rich. You're excused now.
Next? Oh fuck. I am going to need another half case of beer for this asshole.
I have a question for you.
Who the fuck do you think you are anyway?
As far as I can tell, you are the tighty whities version of Reverend Jackson. You serve no apparent purpose other than to stir shit up.Still up to the same old tricks I see, lets shut down the government.
Please run for President, pretty please?
I would love to see your ass as broke as mine with about the same final results.
Oh, my. No, there will be no peeing in this mans mouth
I see a strict regiment of chili, peppers and prune juice for this ass clown, heavy on the Tobasco. Enough said.
What, you don't wan't that Rushie?
Oh, sure, this traitor.What list would be complete with out this egg sucking bastard?
Sorry Joe, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and holding an arm load of kittens.
Finally, we get to those spineless cock suckers who truly deserve my ire