Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween To All You Little Devils



And Happy Birthday to my little Brother, BP.



Thanks fer stopping by and be safe.

I Survive

Yeah, I am still working on this chest cold but I am slowly getting better.
It might have been the Swine flu but probably just the annual chest cold, what ever.
I would prefer to remain ignorant.

I have cheated death many times already, eventually the bastard will win, I want to make him earn it.

In the mean time, life goes on.

I need to get off my dead ass and clean this joint up.
After being sick for three damn weeks, this place is getting ripe.
The first order of business is to clean out that damn cat box.
Jeeze, as much as these critters are outside, you would think it wouldn't be a problem but I swear, I open the door and they head straight to the cat box and then to the feed dish.

They are currently in their normal state, comatose.

I could give a rats ass about what is happening in the political world right now, I can guarantee ya we are all fucked and don't know it yet.

Fucking bastards, I don't even get a kiss first.

I need to go procure a few items while I still can but that cat box has to go.
Damn, it's only been two days!
I went to grab a beer and got a whiff of that, oh hell no.
I gotta quit feeding the little shits so much.

Little cat turd factories.

The joys of living in a 35 foot trailer.
One stinky sock can ruin yer morning and God forbid ya cook with onions or garlic.

I do anyway because it is just me but ya sure as hell get a nose full when ya open the door.
Thank goodness for Fabreze! Glad trash bags are my bestest friend.



Go buy some food, winter is coming and the economy is being dragged on the ground behind some so called expert economists like toilet paper on yer ex wife's heel coming out of the bathroom.

It's tragically hilarious at this point.

I think I am going to make a pot of beans this afternoon, there is a smoked ham hock calling my name, and corn bread sounds fabulous, I have some fresh butter too.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Tired And Can't Sleep

So far, this is every night this week that I have been dead tired, went to bed at a reasonable hour and woke up in the middle of the fucking night and can't get back to sleep for hours.

My ass is going to be dragging tomorrow, it's two thirty A.M. fer chrissakes.
WTF is up with that?

I see the usual suspects are holding up extending unemployment benefits for the folks who can't find a job in the midst of the worst Depression since 1932.

Those fuckers are playing with fire.
People are hurting.
Do they not realize the only alternative for those people who have hungry children is to turn to Welfare?

The fucking idiocy can be smelled like a rotten fish.

These recalcitrant motherfuckers have to go.
We need some fresh blood in Congress.

I predicted last year that the Republicans were going to disintegrate as a viable political party and I stand by that prediction.
They are rudderless, have no ideas or plans for anything other than obstructionism and stomping their little feet like spoiled children.
Less than 25% of Americans now identify themselves as a Republican and I think that is going to go under 20% before the next election.
They are self destructing before my eyes and good fucking riddance, they are taking this country to the brink of civil war.

That might be a fatal mistake for those assholes, I'm thinking they must be terrible at math on top of being racist ,ignorant,power mad and just plain dirty sonsabitches.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Stone Soup, Revisited

I will be the first to admit, I can't remember where I saw this but I know it was on the internet, so I can't give credit.
All I can do is link to Wickipedia for the story and I would like you to go read this before you continue.

I got to thinking about this tonight after I started adding a bunch of stuff out of my fridge to a pot of soup I started the other day.
I have to give credit for that inspiration to that cutie, little Rachael Ray.

Like her or not, that was the one damn thing I miss about getting rid of my TV, The Food Channel.

Anyway. I remember watching one of her Dinner in a Half hour, whatever they called it shows and she made Chicken Noodle Soup in a half hour.

Of course she cheated but I was impressed and actually tried it, with my own twist, and it was great!

So, the other day, I was digging in the fridge and found some celery that was fixing to go bad, a buddy had given me some tomatoes that were in the same shape too.
Further exploration came up with some ground Italian sausage and some Cajun Pork cutlets.

Hmm, time for some soup.
I added a can of Baby clams( note to self, get a freakin' CASE of those things!),
a quarter cup of instant rice, a can of potatoes, mash 'em up a little first, a whole onion and six cloves of garlic.

Throw in some chili powder, onion powder and stir on High like yer life depended on it.

Oh, of course, while you are at it, Two Table spoons of Louisiana Hot Sauce too.

Stir until it boils and turn it to simmer, keep stirring.


My point here is, if you have such a thing as a big stock pot or a large cast iron pot and can keep it simmering all day, you can feed a great many people, even if they only have a small donation to the ingredients. The longer you cook it, the thicker it gets and it quickly turns into a stew, just add water.



I am doing this just for myself and eating on a four quart pan for a couple of days.

Imagine what you could do with a huge Stock Pot or a Crock pot.

Just keep throwing things in it and have a hot dish, anytime of the day.

This is how people used to live two centuries ago, sometimes you have to wonder just how modern luxuries replaced one of the greatest things ever invented, a bowl of hot, home made soup.

If you can afford to get through this mess by yourself, more power to you, the rest of us are going to be eating a lot of Stone Soup.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Joe Liebermans Entire Political Career In Under Two Minutes.

He is so blissfully unaware, grazing on the largess from his wife and Big Pharma, he decides to put his head down and vote with the Republicans against a Public Option.

Harry Reid, pay attention, this is your fate too.



Have some of this for a re election total, here ya go, this is what is going to happen to ya the next time ya run for office.
Ned Lamont is going to own you.


Independent Democrat, my ass.

Joe Lieberman is the worst backstabbing, Prima Donna,Attention Whore since Arlen Specter I have ever seen and some sonofabitch with a Shelalie needs to have a short conversation with that asshole.

Arlen?
Yeah, a two by four of enlightenment will do.

Get the Hell out of our National Discourse, this ain't High School,it ain't 19 freaking 47, Arlen, and it ain't 19 freaking damn 57 , You little weasel Lieberman.
It is 2009 and you can both kiss my Liberal ass for not having an ounce of morals or self respect.
Jesus Christ, I was born in 1960. Get the fuck out.
Go use that sweet deal of tax payer medical you don't want anyone else to have and go the fuck away, forever.


Being a bought and paid for, a couple of party swapping, old fucking bastards with no compunction except for staying in power and flat out embarrassing any one that knows ya while ya do it is flat out a reason to haul yer asses out of office and spread tuna fish on ya.
Jesus Christ, you bastards,ya can't even figure out how to set an alarm clock and yer Grand kids run away from ya at Christmas.

Old, bought, whores, both of ya.

Get the Hell out before some one under sixty decides to put you in a home.

One that you refuse to fund, that will have some mean woman in it, who will wipe your asses with a corn cob.

Thanks for nothing, Her name is Hilda Godzilla.

Bring on the Primaries.





Thank you, Marv Newland.

By the way, if you don't have any personal convictions you can stand by after Fifty Fucking Years, I don't want to know ya.

We can argue about our differences and still get along, just have some.

These two weasels are the epitome of what is wrong with our current political system.

Monday, October 26, 2009

A Blast From The Past

Hey, if ya don't like it, click that little red box at the top with the white "X" in it and spare me the whining, OK?


Sunday, October 25, 2009

I'm sure It's Just A Coincidence

Apparently my computer has the same fucking problem I do, insufficient memory.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What A Blast!

As usual, I got out of the Hell hole yesterday and headed straight to a beer.
I came home and proceeded to knock down several screwdrivers .
My neighbor, the big guy, came over and I gave him a beer and a pint of vodka, just to be neighborly. We sat and chatted for quite a bit and he proceeded to get pretty fucked up.
No problem, the guy lives ten feet away and if he gets too drunk, he can just sleep where he is sitting.

We are just kind of sitting there, bullshitting and by now both of us are downright hammered and Out. Of. The.Blue.,
this guy reaches out and punches me in the face and breaks my fucking nose.
Naturally, I return the favor, twice.
He then passes out while I am getting a paper towel and mopping up the blood.
WTF?!
Of course my glasses cut my nose too, ya gotta love those Made In China motherfuckers from the Dollar store, they are sitting on my broken nose as I type, they are fine.
Never a dull moment.

I kinda lost count but I think this is the eighth or ninth time my fucking nose has been broken.It is eight O'clock in the morning and I am going to go wake that bastard up and buy him breakfast, the fucker anyway.
If ya don't hear anything outta me in the near future.......

Update;

No, he doesn't remember a fucking thing, just as I thought.
Been there done that.
He woke up wondering why his mouth hurt and couldn't find his glasses, they were on the table over here.
He apologized several times.
Shit happens, I most certainly am not going to hold a grudge, he is a really nice guy, I just gotta remember not to give him hard alcohol.
Some folks are like that.

He said he was glad that he didn't kill me, that's two of us.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Yer Mistaken.

Yeah yeah, I'm a day late and a dollar short, what the fuck ever.

One of my , um ,politically different friends sent me a link to this piece. This is a perfect example of the current abuse of our Fourth Amendment Rights to Illegal Searches without a fucking warrant and no fucking reasonable cause to do so.
Hey Fuckers, take a quick gander,
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Let me just say, in no uncertain terms, this is a direct violation of our Fourth Amendment, Constitutional Rights,.

H/T, some guy who will remain nameless at this time.

This is a continuation of a policy set forth by the administration of George W. Bush and it is fucking illegal.

The CIA is data mining us, without a warrant and without proveable cause.
I know without a doubt they have been monitoring this Blog for years and I know , without a doubt, they have been watching my Internet surfing.

Have a nice day fella's and I hope you have some moist toweletts.

The fact that this administration has not squashed this program like a bug is , to say, troubling, goes without saying.
The fact that they are actually bragging about this capability is beyond troubling.

Look up the law titled FISA and tell me what you think.

This shit is Constitutionally prohibited and yet, here they are, bragging about what they are doing to monitor every damn individual on the internet, who has a fucking cell phone or calls their Grandmother on Sunday.

WTF, I am a dissident and it is damn well a protected right under our former Constitution.

There is no God Damn reason for the CIA, the NSA, the FBI, my local service providers who act under the Department of, spit, Homeland Security, to monitor and report on, index, and file reports on my thoughts and rants, for any reason.
Get yerself a blowjob and find yer ass a terrorist another way, fer Chrissakes.

While I am at it, fuck you idiots for wanting me to take my fucking shoes off in an airport.
What brand of idiot doesn't coordinate with fucking Amtrack and Greyhound service for that?
Y'all is a bunch of power mad and stupid cock suckers, fer God's sake.

If I try to get on a God Damn airplane with over three ounces of liquid, it's because I got tied up getting into the fucking line to be searched by some stupid motherfucker and didn't have time to shoot down a fucking shot of whiskey.
Jesus fucking Christ you people are ignorant.

Cavity search me, I fucking dare ya, ya damn well better bring a hot little honey so I can call it a date.
Her name better not be Bruce, either.

This country is beyond fucked up.
Just for Yer info, the above mentioned government agencies have been monitoring this Blog for YEARS now, you commie fucks are already on the list and are being kept track of .

If ya actually give a fuck,you will quit the porn sites you like so much.

I don't and I Damn well know they are watching.
Fuck 'em.

This country has literally turned into the former Soviet Union and George Orwell's vision of 1984 at the same fucking time. Big Brother is watching you and he is jacking off , watching the same damn porn site you are, at the same damn time, ya gotta love Windows.

This ain't the America I grew up in, I certainly don't give my pledge of allegiance to the Oligarchy and they can kiss my fucking ass.

Some fucking asshole tried to defend the obscene profits and bonuses the other day, that these ,ahem, bank people are making. What. The. Fuck.?
Two hundred million dollars as a fucking bonus for driving a company into the ground, having to be bailed out by us, the working stiff, and some fucking asshole has the balls to tell me that it is all good in the long run because somehow, this giant pile of money this prick is getting will benefit the country as a whole?

My fucking head is spinning.
Reaganomics writ large?


I am thinking some hubristic cocksucker needs a vasectomy, via a steel toed boot.

The fucking gall I am seeing out of these people.
I got mine and STFU until I can let my old lady to spend enough money on shit, you might actually see a fucking dollar as a tip, if you are lucky.

I can't believe this shit.
I probably tip my bartenders more than these assholes.

I gotta quit, I am pissing myself off to the point that I am considering going hunting for rich, conservative assholes.
Just like some cunt fucking Republican had the guts to say about Democrats.

Dude, you might want to re think that shit.
I ain't fucking Bambi, I shoot back and I hit what I aim at.

Update #1,

If you thought I was pissed off when I typed this, you oughtta see me now, after Blogger was down for a fucking hour and my computer locked up three fucking times.

Update #2, I really, really hate using the "C" word but in this case, it is not some mysogenistic asshole crap.
"Can't Understand, Normal Thinking".

Update #3

You stupid sonsabitches that keep stirring up racial hatred, think it is funny to joke about killing people and think it is perfectly acceptable to treat women, minorities and people who are not the same race, income level, sexual inclivitidy
and political bent like dirt under your feet are about to find yer ass in yer hand.

Your out dated beliefs that Liberals are somehow non violent when provoked is not my reality.
Harry Reid is an anomaly, motherfuckers.

Update #4 It is now 1:37 in the morning and now I am REALLY pissed off, push that button asshole.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Nicely Done

I had my neighbor put some heavy duty shelves in a closet by my built in refrigerator that I wasn't using.
He did a fantastic job, 3/4 inch plywood.

When I get home tonight, I am going to fill those suckers up with canned goods that I bought the other day when I had a run away.
I had an unexpected windfall and went out and bought a ton of long term storage foods.
I had just enough left over for the shelves to be done.

I am a much happier guy now.

Winter is fast approaching and I have a couple of projects that I put off and I need to get those done.

I need to get a couple more propane tanks and have them filled too.
I ran out last winter in the middle of a blizzard and I have no wish to repeat that experience.

When I had the neighbor tear out the nasty hide a bed, I kept the mattress, it looked like it had never been used.
I asked him to help me take the old mattress off my bed so I could replace it.
I was going to throw it away but he wanted it for his kid to sleep on when he showed up.

Jesus Christ what a project!
Try getting a Queen sized mattress out of the nose of a fifth wheel, through a fucking door that is twenty four inches wide, then repeat this feat in reverse to put it in his place.

Oh my aching back.My shoulder too.

Heavy bastard, with nothing to grab a hold of.
But, it's progress.
Now I have to go put everything back that got knocked down in the struggle, when ya walk in and turn to go to the bedroom area, it looks like a hurricane went through the joint.


I hate housework but I gotta get off my ass and get it done.

Went and did five loads of laundry last night too.
Now that I think about it, it's no wonder I am so damn tired.

Oh well, no rest for the wicked.

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Aye, Shit, It's Way late.

I was going to rant about those spineless fucking Dems threatening to take away the anti trust advantage that those motherfuckers in the insurance industry have been exploiting but I got busy.
I was also going to rant about Obama wanting to cut the exorbitant salaries some of those assholes on Wall street have been getting, but I got busy.
I was also going to rant about the CIA buying into some domestic spying asshole software outfit, but I got busy.


I am so busy, Fuck The World and have a nice fucking day.

Come Friday, I am going to get seriously busy.

Just shoot the fuckers and I won't be so busy.
Dirty sonsabitches.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Let Me Just Say Thanks

Lady Luck, The Good Lord, somebody smiled on my narrow ass today.

Without going into details, I got hooked up with a truck load of supplies tonight.
I think I have enough for a couple of months, easy, and had enough to pay my neighbor to convert a closet into a pantry.

I was pretty nervous that he caught me red handed hauling in my supplies, I have helped him keep from starving a couple of times.
I think I will be OK, all I have to do is keep him fed, he is a big motherfucker though. He is trying to start a home improvement/ handy man business and I wish him the best. He is very good at what he does, Very.

I trust him plenty, I am just getting paranoid in my old age.

What the hell, it ain't like this is a new trend.

In case ya haven't been paying attention, these are some seriously tight economic times.I helped out three of my neighbors in the last few months and I was getting worried about my own self here lately. This was a very, very welcome bonus for me, I don't work for Goldman Sachs.


Those fucking assholes need to spend a couple of months on this end of the economy.

Finally.

Two weeks to the fucking day, I finally feel half way human.
Jesus, what a stubborn God damn cold.
At this rate, I might be back to my ornery self in another two weeks.

I actually woke up before the alarm, I am not coughing uncontrollably, shit, I just might make it.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Like I Give A Damn

Aye, this will be a short freakin' post

Have a nice day, try not to run over yer kid's fuckin' cat and for damn sure don't get caught sticking it in yer baby sitter.

Criminy, I still feel like shit, this time I paid for it.

Some things never change.

What A Concept, Regulating The Banks

Finally, someone has had enough of these greedy fucking bastards, it's about fucking time.

Large banks are on the verge of losing a key legislative battle over the shape of financial reform, an unusual setback that reflects the continued political backlash over their role in creating the financial crisis.

The House Financial Services Committee is expected to vote Tuesday to let state governments protect bank customers by imposing restrictions that go beyond existing federal laws, according to congressional and industry sources.

The move would roll back a doctrine called preemption that has allowed big banks to answer solely to federal regulators. The banks argue that operating under a single set of rules is more efficient and results in lower prices for customers. But the Obama administration, which is pushing for the change, regards preemption as a cause of the crisis because it prevented state regulators from quashing obvious abuses.

The change essentially would unleash 50 additional regulators on the largest banks.


It ain't enough in my opinion.

The fucking bastards belong in jail, period.

Too big to fail, my achin' ass.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

This Is Just Too Damn Funny

Care to make a bet I disregarded all of these?
This lady is the shit, I go visit her every damn day.
Please go say Hi to Earth Bound and tell her Busted sent ya.
Be nice dammit.

I'm Still Kicking

Not very high but as Mark Twain once said, the reports of my demise are highly exaggerated.

Thanks for the concern and the advice.
No, I don't need go go pay a hundred and eighty five fucking dollars for my doc to confirm I have a fucking chest cold and tell me to go to bed and drink plenty of liquids, thank you very much.

I had a chest cold a couple of years ago that took damn near three months to get over.
I know what it is and it is another stubborn fucker just like that one.

Of course, it doesn't help that I don't take care of myself and get likkered up way too much.
Hey, it's my life and I do whatever I fucking well please, thank you again very fucking much.

Hugz and kisses to you all, now hand me the whiskey God dammit, or someone is going to get hurt.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

I Am Sick Of Being Sick

I got hammered a week ago Tuesday with a wicked chest cold.

I am still hacking and coughing to the point of gagging, sweating like a whore in church and still generally feeling like I have been given the chance of a lifetime to see what is underneath a sewer truck traveling at sixty miles an hour.


Sorry for the lack of posting.

It might be a bit sporadic for a while yet.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

An Eye Opener, Laundry The Hard Way

I am fresh off of an experiment with doing laundry, HALF off the grid.
I live in a fifth wheel, I have a washer and dryer recently given to me from a friend who found them on Craigslist, but do not have them hooked up yet.
I thought it might be instructive to do a small bit of laundry the hard way.


I have a propane stove and a medium sized ceramic covered water bath canner so I thought to myself, lets try this the old fashioned way by boiling some clothes and hand wringing them to hang dry.

What an eye opening experience.

I have renewed respect for those that came before me.
Remember, this is cheating.
I had a propane stove, lights and running water.

I first filled the big pot with hot water in the shower, then I put it on the stove and lit two burners.
I walked away and let it get hot enough that I could not stick my hand in the water.
I put in some dish washing soap because of the superior grease cutting abilities, I am not concerned with soft and fluffy, and then tossed in five pairs of cheap cotton socks and one heavily soiled thermal underwear top.
Remember, I am a single guy and a mechanic.
I deal with diesel fuel, gasoline, 90 weight gear oils and heavy duty grease.
Nasty things like brake dust, some of the nastiest things you want to talk about when it comes to getting dirt out of your clothes.

I threw the socks and one top into the pot and started stirring them with a wooden spoon.
I walked away to let them soak, the whole time two burners are going full blast.

One of the first things that struck me was how much heat was involved with this relatively small load of laundry.
It takes a lot of BTU's to heat that much water, even using propane.

Then I went back and started agitating this little bit of clothing by hand with the wooden spoon. Shortly another revelation came to me, this is hard work.
It is mid October and starting to get chilly here in the Pacific North West so the heat was actually welcome.Imagine doing this when it is a Hundred degrees outside.

I stirred and stirred and stirred, trying to get the nasty stuff out of my clothes.
After a half an hour, I figured that was as clean as they were going to get and turned the burners off and went and sat down for a minute.
Then it dawned on me that I had to pick up that big pot of boiling water and dump it out.
I found some pot holders and grunted real good picking that thing up while taking it to the sink to dump it out.

Back to the shower to rinse, several times.

Now it is time to wring the water out, by hand.

Let me tell you, being a mechanic, I have a fairly good grip.
I wrung on those socks until I thought my hands were going to fall off and they were still soaking wet, ditto for the thermal top.

I hung them over the shower rod and looked at the time.
7:26.PM.

Not being the dullest knife in the drawer, I grabbed a laundry bag and loaded them up, jumped in the truck and raced to the nearest laundromat and tossed them in the dryer before they closed.

Several lessons were learned here.
One, it takes a huge amount of water and heat to do even a small amount of laundry.

Two, five pairs of socks?!

Three, it is very labor intensive.

Four, it can be very dangerous wrestling a very large pot of near boiling water full of wet and heavy clothing.

Five, if I had to do coveralls or jeans or sweat shirts, I would be there all week and I am just one guy.
I could not imagine what it would take to keep up with a family of four and all the laundry that goes along with that equation.

Towels, bedding, kitchen laundry, heavy coats, etc.

This was one VERY eye opening experiment and I am glad I did it but if the power goes out for any length of time, there are going to be a LOT of smelly people out there.

I called my Father and he told me of my Grandmothers travails with laundry back in the late 1930's in Nebraska.
No electricity and no running water, she had a Maytag washer with a gasoline powered washer motor. Semi reliable I hear.
I actually remember seeing a few of these things when I was younger, I have no idea if anyone still makes such a thing.

I just wanted to give ones mans experience into the unkown, please tell me if you have a better plan.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Death Knell For Joe Lieberman

How sweet it is.
Olympia Snowe crossed party lines against heavy threats to vote for some kind of Health care reform.
Someone promised that lady part of the moon, I ain't stupid.
Let me stop there,not.
Yes, I can fucking guarantee that they gave this lady that part of the moon they just blew up.
I can also guarantee that they have been sending her roses and blowing up her skirt for about four years now, tryin' to counter that little fucking cunt Joe Lieberman.
Damned if I know what it took, maybe some hot little Puerto Rican pool boys on speed dial, I don't give a fuck.
The damage is done.

She voted for it under threats by her own party that she would be denied a high ranking seat on an influential committee.

That tells me one thing.

Joe Fucking Lieberman is about to get his due.

Sweet revenge is mine.

Ya cocksucker,traitorous motherfucker, back stabbing sonofabitch, they just went around yer ass.
LMAO!

Hows that feel Judas?

Even Arlen Specter is smarter than you, that has to hurt, ya miserable piece of shit, because Arlen is a demonstrable weasel, he will jump to another party for political gain faster than his Viagra takes effect.

Dude, you just got played and I am so fucking happy, I am going to send five bucks to Ned Lamont, again.

Suck my Dick, even better, fall over dead.

Thanks One Fly!

My Buddy One Fly over at Outta The Cornfield decided to bestow me with my latest wall hanger.
Thanks dude.
I'll see about sending it on later tonight.

Truth To Power

The Big Z lays a smack down on our asses.

In the light of day, this is something we are going to have to come to grips with.
He says flat out the very things that we grumble and mutter about and what we are trying to fucking change.
We mess around in other countries and accuse them of corruption when we here have some of the most corrupt political and financial institutions around.



Feel free to snag this video and pass it around, this needs to be out there in the sunshine.

H/T, You know who ya are.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

America The Beautiful

Have Some A Dis.



When ya gonna wake up ?

What can I say?
I do have a Libertarian streak.

My Heart Bleeds

Jesus. The Ultra rich are feeling the pinch.
This Rueters article tries to describe the angst over how some parents are concerned that their poor little Poindexters won't be able to manage THIRTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS!!!!

Lord, give me a break.

Good God.

How about something instructive for the rest of the 99% of us?
How about, Ya got three bucks, how are ya gonna feed a family of six?

Fuck you.
Thirty MILLION dollars and you are starting to sweat?

Come around my place, I'll show ya how to invest in food instead of hookers and Coke.

OR, I'll tell ya how to invest in hookers and Coke for a flat fee of say, five hundred grand and a T bone with all the trimmings.
I ain't greedy.

This country is SO fucked.

It Never Ends

What a Royal pain in the ass it has been.

Not only have I been bedridden with THE WORST fucking cold of my life, since last fucking Tuesday, I finally crawl to some kind of cognizant thought about eleven thirty this morning and roll over and hit the computer to see what is going on and I repeatedly get an error message that my Verizon Piece of Shit Air Card is "out of order".
Yay.

After two grueling hours of dealing with a very nice young lady from tech support, we gave up.
She thinks it is a software problem, I think the card took a shit.
I still have my old laptop sitting here , plugged in, so the cats have a keyboard to lay on, they are just that way.
I plugged it back into that and got the same error message.
That tells me the card is fucked.
So, while the nice lady is mailing me a new disc, I called my old man, because he has the same shit, and asked him where the nearest Verizon store is and if it is open.
Sure enough, about ten miles and they are. The nice lady wanted me to drive to Oregon, about sixty miles, round trip.

So, I call this place and ask them if they can test my card, no, their computers are locked to keep them from watching football or porn. or some fucking thing.

I talk to this nice young man, describe my problem, he say's, all I can do is get a new card as a premature upgrade.
For Eighty fucking dollars.

Fine, I says, give me a few and I will be there.
Drag my carcass out of bed, fire up the Beast, another story I am pissed about, and drive up there.
As I am pulling out of the driveway, my phone rings, so I stop and answer it.
It is some lady friend who is half drunk and starts in about this crazy lady who used to live across the street who was pulling her chain. It took a good three minutes to get her off the fucking phone and when I hang up to pull out, I see a local cop sitting across the street, as far as I know, he has been there the whole time and here I only have comprehensive insurance on the Beast.
I hung up, turned on the turn signal, pulled out and prayed.
It must have worked.

I get there, after scaring the shit out of anyone within thirty feet of the Beast, and there is a fucking line of people, on a Sunday.
Some guy comes a me with a clip board and I think to myself, here we go.
Takes some info and says wait until we can get to ya.

My fucking head is spinning and my knees are wobbling just standing there.
Fortunately, a cute chubby chick comes up and we start in. I ain't in a good mood and I am being curt, not rude, just curt.
We dicked around about ten minutes and my knees are getting wobblier and my head is spinning faster. FINALLY, she says, that will be 99 bucks with a rebate.
NOT.
I told her I had talked to this guy Matt and he said eighty.
Off she goes. Pretty soon Matt overrides her ass and then it is pay the lady and get back home.
Delete Verizo0n, reinstall, it works, I go to get on the internets and FireFox is fucked up.
By now, I am pissed off.
I load Internet Explorer, I have teh internets again and delete FireFox, reload the sonofabitch and here we are.

Ain't life Grand?

See ya later, I gotta go back to bed now.

Pearls Of Wisdom From The Magic Dolphin Lady

This is so funny I am still laughing.
Peggy Noonan, Village insider idiot and general all around scold is "teaching" at Harvard.
Oh. My. God.

This is so good I sent a link to Driftglass, who is certain to eviscerate the poor old sot.
I can't fucking wait.

Without further ado, or comment,
I give you The Magic Dolphin Lady*,Let Your Freak Flag Fly

Be sure and check the comments too.

*Google it, it's too funny as it is.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I Needed That

Someone you know does too.

Go read this .

Thanks Labrys.

Peace be upon ya.

My Friend, The Crock Pot

Anyone who has been around here lately knows I have been in bed, literally, since Tuesday, sicker than a dog, with the worst cold I have ever had in my life.

My saving grace through this mess has been my Crockpot.

I put a huge Pork Roast in Tuesday after I got home and have been eating on that ever since.

I had two Crock Pots before this one that didn't work right and finally got pissed and sent the last one back after all I did was dump it out.
Ya put the thing on "Keep Warm" and it went to HIGH!
Ruined two beautiful Pot Roasts and pissed me clear off the second time.

Anyways, Get ya one,a GOOD ONE, they are awesome just for situations like this.
I just dumped two cans of beans, two cans of potatoes and a can of corn, some chili powder and some salt and pepper into what is left of that Pork Roast and I am going to feed myself for at least another five days, it is full again.

Make sure ya get one that has the removable ceramic crock, you can actually cook with that over a fire if you have to or even a Coleman stove.
The things are not expensive and can be such a convenience.
They are kind of like the big old cast iron pot way back in the day, ya can just keep adding things to them day after day for a wonderful stew.
Any meat you put in them slow cooks right off the bone and is fork tender.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Hey Newt, Suck My Dick, Or A Rubber Facsimily

I have been waiting to go after Newt Fucking Gingrich, the guy is a walking pus filled cyst.
Cheated on his wife and actually divorced her while she was in the hospital with cancer, yes, this is one of the leaders of the Moral Majority and one of THE most vocal dirty sonsabitches going after Clinton for getting a Blow Job..

AWWWWW Newt, yer fucking time has come, you cum bucket fucking asshole.

CBS/AP) Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.


Sex on the Desk - Oral Sex is More Easily Denied

Several newspapers are now reporting that Newt Gingrich is dating and basically living with Callista Bisek, a "willowy blond Congressional aide 23 years his junior." Biske, 33, has been spending nights at Gingrich's apartment near the Capitol and has her own key. In an amazing act of hypocrisy, Gingrich was apparently dating Bisek all during Clinton-Lewinsky adultery scandal, even as he proclaimed family values and bitterly criticized the President for his adultery.

Reporters and other Washington insiders have known about this relationship since 1994, even before Gingrich became Speaker of the House, but did not have any solid proof to report. In 1995, Vanity Fair magazine described Bisek as Gingrich's "frequent breakfast companion." Gingrich was married to Marianne Gingrich during all of that time, and just filed for divorce in August 1999.

Newt is apparently trying to create a new hybrid form, Christian adultery. According to MSNBC, Bisek sings in the National Shrine Choir, and Newt would often wait for her at the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, listening to her sing while he read the Bible.

This is hardly the first time Newt has cheated, either.,
"It was common knowledge that Newt was involved with other women during his [first] marriage to Jackie. Maybe not on the level of John Kennedy. But he had girlfriends -- some serious, some trivial." -- Dot Crews, his campaign scheduler throughout the 70s. One woman, Anne Manning, has come forward and confirmed a relationship with him during the 1976 campaign. "We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her.'"

I rest my case right there.

Kip Carter, his former campaign treasurer, was walking Newt's daughters back from a football game one day and cut across a driveway where he saw a car. "As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys' wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and gave me this little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then."


Keep it coming asshole.

"He walked out in the spring of 1980.... By September, I went into the hospital for my third surgery. The two girls came to see me, and said, "Daddy is downstairs. Could he come up?" When he got there, he wanted to discuss the terms of the divorce while I was recovering from my surgery." - Jackie, his first wife".



Shit, this is only one source!

Take yer time, Newt is a Dirty Bastard and yet he gets to go on tv AND TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES, RAIL AGAINST HIS TARGETED OPPONENTS AND STILL STICK HIS DICK WHEREVER HE WANTS AND MAKES BIG BUCKS DOING IT!

Yeah Newt, STFU. Dude, ya creep me out.

Pretty, Pretty Please, ask that ignorant Bint in Alaska to be your running mate so that we can bury both of your political careers in the same gut hole as her latest Moose kill, if the the remains of her soon to be Ex husband aren't already there.

I have an Idea, since The CockRoach boy, DeLay decided to run away from Dancing With The Stars, right before the FED's caught up with his ass, they have an opening.

Go apply and break a fucking a hip practicing, ya hypocritic asshole.

No, really.

I hear TurdBlossom has some nice moves.

RETCH!

Still Sick As A Dog

I have literally been in bed since Tuesday WITH THIS FUCKING CHEST COLD, I am hoping it isn't Pneumonia.
It keeps trying to turn into a head / chest cold.
I have been sleeping 16 to 18 hours a day, Nyquil is my friend.
That is the only way to get over these miserable sonsabitches, sleep through it while your body goes toe to toe with the bugs.

It will continue to be quiet around here until I start feeling halfway human again.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

About That Afghanistan Thing

I am hearing lots of bitching about our little excursion into No Mans Land.

I want you all to remember a few things.
If I recall correctly, we invaded Afghanistan in retaliation for the attack on the Twin Towers by a bunch of guys from Saudi Arabia.
The excuse given was that Osama Bin Laden was the Mastermind behind that attack,the day after that, then President Bush had every relative of that sonofabitch escorted to the airports that were closed and had them flown ouit of the country.
Then, as I recall, after we sent our military to Afghanistan to find said Mastermind, all of a sudden we were trick fucked into invading Iraq.
With me so far?
I won't go into the history of other countries trying to take Afghanistan by force, my buddy Fixer does a good job of that.

Now then, eight years later, Billions of dollars and lots of dead wedding guests later, what do we have?

About ten "Number Two Al Queda Commanders" dead, not to mention above wedding guests, several hundred of our Brothers and Sisters and a complete fucking mess.
Now remember this,
one of our highly trained warrior specialists actually had Osama Bin Laden in the cross hairs of his sniper rifle, called Command for permission to pull the trigger and blow that motherfuckers head off and was denied permission by one fucking guy.

That one fucking guy was George W. Bush, the President of the United States of America.
That same, Bring It On, Dead Or Alive , Mission Accomplished, guy.

This conflict could have been stopped in it's tracks years ago except for that.

We are apparently going to keep throwing money WE DON"T HAVE
at a problem that could have been taken care of with two fucking words, years ago, DO It.

Perpetual War seems to be what our government is relying on to keep the money flowing, I would be remiss in not pointing out that NINE BILLION DOLLARS went missing in Iraq under George W. Bush.

This is going to end badly and a lot of people are going to wind up prematurely dead because of one man .

Rot in Hell you sonofabitch, George W. Bush.



Update
, my bad, it wasn't our guy, it was a Frenchman, twice.

2003-2004: US Allegedly Twice Denies French Special Forces Permission to Assassinate Bin Laden
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French special forces soldiers later interviewed for a documentary film will claim that they had Osama bin Laden in their sights once in 2003 and once in 2004 but were never given the go-ahead to fire from their US superiors. One French soldier says, “In 2003 and 2004 we had bin Laden in our sights. The sniper said ‘I have bin Laden’.” It then reportedly takes two hours for the request to shoot to reach US officers who could authorize it, but the French soldier says, “There was a hesitation in command,” and the authorization never came. Four French soldiers are interviewed who back up this claim, but a French military spokesperson denies it. France has roughly 200 elite troops operating under US command near Afghanistan’s border with Pakistan at the time. [Reuters, 12/19/2006; CBC News,


My emphasis.

They can deny it all they want, it would take a maximum of four calls to get to POTUS with something like that. One from the sniper to his commanding officer, that man to the US commanding officer of the region ,his to his top commander and him to POTUS. "A hesitation in command", Potus is the one in command and getting Bin Laden would have been a huge feather in his cap.

Tell me that twice Bush never got the message.

Miserable Shit

I have a wicked assed chest cold.

I felt that oh so familiar burning in my nose for a minute yesterday but I was so busy, I forgot about it.
I got off work and went to the watering hole for a bit and then swung by the store for some needed additions to the crock pot full of Pork Roast.
I got that all going and laid down with a beer and it hit me like a fucking freight train, all at once.


My throat got sore and within minutes, it felt like my lungs were on fire.

I have been hacking and coughing until I puke and my throat and my lungs both feel like someone sandpapered them.

I am so sick of being sick.

It's like I am the canary in the coal mine, if there is some kind of nasty shit going around, I am tits up first.

It does wonders for my disposition too.

At least I can lay here and drink beer until nap time, about ten minutes from now.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Rewriting The Bible?!!

OK, you crazy cocksuckers have jumped the fucking shark.

Listen up you ignorant fucks.
The fucking Bible has been re written several times, the latest version that I know of is the King James version by some politically motivated motherfuckers.

So ya's is so fucking unhappy with yer being stuffed below a whores pillow in the political scheme that now ya are going to magically delete any reference to a liberal passage in the fucking Bible?

Let me tell you ignorant fucks something.
I HAVE WATCHED YOU MISERABLE CUNTS TRY AND FUCK WITH THE SCHOOL BOOKS, THE SIGNS IN THE GRAND FUCKING CANYON, BIRTH CONTROL INFORMATION TO YOUNG CHILDREN, KILL PEOPLE FOR YOUR FUCKED UP VIEWS ON A WOMENS RIGHTS TO MAKE DECISIONS ON WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE HER OWN BODY BUT YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BASTARDS TRYING TO PUT JESUS ON A FUCKING DINOSAUR JUST CRACKED MY ASS UP.

Damn, I can't believe you idiots breathe my air.

Now ya think you can just arbitrarily delete shit out of the fucking Bible.

I think you need to swing by so I can bitch slap you into the next fucking County.

I don't give a rats ass if you are not religious, everyone to their own.
What pisses me clear the fuck off here is the fucking arrogance that some cunt motherfucker thinks it is his or her right to completely delete a historic piece of literature that oh, over a BILLION FUCKING PEOPLE look to for spiritual guidance, just because they have a political beef,and think this is perfectly acceptable.

SUCK MY DICK.

Yeah, that's in the fucking Bible too, ya sonsabitches.

I am here to tell ya, you crazy fucks are digging a hole as fast as a cat full of Tobasco.

Who the fuck do you think you are that you can just randomly decide to delete passages out of the Bible?
Apparently the same bunch of arrogant fucking assholes that think it is good business to put a fifty page religious piece of shit slant into a FREE copy of Charles Darwin's treatise on the theory of evolution.

If ignorance is bliss, you stupid motherfuckers are having multiple orgasms twenty four seven.

Shut the fuck up, go breed with yer cousins and keep it quiet, then move to Argentina,
Assholes.

Oh and FUCK YOU, miserable meat sticks.

Oh Sure

What a fucking day, Jesus Fucking Christ.
I won't be back to half past normal for a fucking week.
Hit the fucking Blogroll, there are some new additions,
I am so tired even my left hand canceled a date.

Monday, October 05, 2009

A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words

I can sympathize.




That is what happens when ya get so damn drunk ya gotta hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

H/T Lolcats.

Long Day Ahead

What a fucked up weekend.
Spent two fucking days swapping out the engine in my kids pickup.
The motherfucker would NOT go back in.
Thank God my buddy Steve dropped by.
We spent two hours wrestling that motor and it STILL would not go in. Trying to stab the fucking clutch, we had to pull it in with long bolts through the bell housing, the hard way.
Dirty sonofabitch anyway.
We finally got it back together about five thirty yesterday.
Then the battery went tits up.
Then the fuel pump went tits up.
I have had the bed off of that truck FIVE fucking times putting used fuel pumps in it.
NO MAS.
The boy is going to Ford and buying a new fucking fuel pump.

My ass is kicked but good and now I have to fucking work today too.
I ain't a happy camper.

Saturday, October 03, 2009

This One Is Fer Dragon

I was thinking about him today.
Dragon over at Circle of the Oroborous.

A damn good example of the old saying that God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

I have been feeling less than generous and kind of Anarchist all fucking day so I think Dragon would approve of this selection.

Fuck The World.

He's BAAAAaaaack

Came home last night after hitting the old watering hole to discover my laptop decided to retire without notice.
Bitch.
Oh well, I certainly got my moneys worth out of that sonofabitch.
The keyboard went haywire on me.

So, being the clever motherfucker I am, I dug out this antique POS and rounded up the required hardware. No more fucked up mouse either!

It is telling me that the date is set on January 1st, 1988.
Hey, it works, I could give a rats ass how old it is.

I have to go do an engine swap on my kids pickup, y'all be good while I am away.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Friday, October 02, 2009

Bye Bye

Dead 2eyb6rd

S60eth5ng 5s A33 f4c2ed 4*

F4c2
can haz Wargabb3e+
YAY!

(Translated)
Something is fucked up.
I can has Wargarble?
YAY!