Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Rewriting The Bible?!!

OK, you crazy cocksuckers have jumped the fucking shark.

Listen up you ignorant fucks.
The fucking Bible has been re written several times, the latest version that I know of is the King James version by some politically motivated motherfuckers.

So ya's is so fucking unhappy with yer being stuffed below a whores pillow in the political scheme that now ya are going to magically delete any reference to a liberal passage in the fucking Bible?

Let me tell you ignorant fucks something.
I HAVE WATCHED YOU MISERABLE CUNTS TRY AND FUCK WITH THE SCHOOL BOOKS, THE SIGNS IN THE GRAND FUCKING CANYON, BIRTH CONTROL INFORMATION TO YOUNG CHILDREN, KILL PEOPLE FOR YOUR FUCKED UP VIEWS ON A WOMENS RIGHTS TO MAKE DECISIONS ON WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE HER OWN BODY BUT YOU IGNORANT FUCKING BASTARDS TRYING TO PUT JESUS ON A FUCKING DINOSAUR JUST CRACKED MY ASS UP.

Damn, I can't believe you idiots breathe my air.

Now ya think you can just arbitrarily delete shit out of the fucking Bible.

I think you need to swing by so I can bitch slap you into the next fucking County.

I don't give a rats ass if you are not religious, everyone to their own.
What pisses me clear the fuck off here is the fucking arrogance that some cunt motherfucker thinks it is his or her right to completely delete a historic piece of literature that oh, over a BILLION FUCKING PEOPLE look to for spiritual guidance, just because they have a political beef,and think this is perfectly acceptable.

SUCK MY DICK.

Yeah, that's in the fucking Bible too, ya sonsabitches.

I am here to tell ya, you crazy fucks are digging a hole as fast as a cat full of Tobasco.

Who the fuck do you think you are that you can just randomly decide to delete passages out of the Bible?
Apparently the same bunch of arrogant fucking assholes that think it is good business to put a fifty page religious piece of shit slant into a FREE copy of Charles Darwin's treatise on the theory of evolution.

If ignorance is bliss, you stupid motherfuckers are having multiple orgasms twenty four seven.

Shut the fuck up, go breed with yer cousins and keep it quiet, then move to Argentina,
Assholes.

Oh and FUCK YOU, miserable meat sticks.

8 comments:

  1. What do you have against Argentina?

    I hear Alaska has a lot of space.

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  2. Argentina ain't a state, it gets cold there and I have a zero percent chance of bumping into one of these insane fucks.

    Thanks fer stopping by honey.

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  3. LOL! I wondered the same thing, Busted, as Karen Marie. Why would you wish such awfulness on the poor people of Argentina? ;) They have enough problems as it is.

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  4. Yo Busted, Argentine babes are hot, and THAT country is very progressive.

    Can't we just agree to secede Alabama and send the biblical fucks there, with the snakes and swamps in the south?

    BTW, I believe the best close is this:

    "N Fuck you, you fuckin fucks."

    Not that I'd try to tell you how to fuckin tawk.

    Hope you've gotten some rest. Yer always pushin it hoss . . . and thanks for doin so. *G*

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  5. Hey Ornery, Why didya go easy on em...I seen one runnin away with half an ass left. Now he has to go the rest of the way through life half assed...Poor critter.

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  6. Let's not drag critters into this discussion.

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  7. There's few places in the southern tip of Argentina that's even more inhospitable than Alaska. The good people of Argentina will set these ignorant goons up in a circus so they can point and laugh at them.

    This shit just makes me weep. Consider what all the people in the rest of civilization who genuinely love us (for the most part) think when they read this in the Guardian or El Monde?

    Those right wingers don't care but those of us with at least two reasonably working brain cells have a problem with the rest of the world thinking the USA is being run by brain damaged turd wranglers.

    Time to corral these ignorant mutherfuckers, load them into a leaky boat and send them out to sea.

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  8. What is it with these right-wing cretins and their incessant desire to re-write great works of art or, if failing at that, burn them? Oh yeah, that's right, these fucktards are scared shitless that their imaginary sky demon is going to turn them into a pillar of salt or some shit. Except, messing with the book that He supposedly sent down engraved on gold tablets or some shit like that... uhm, crap. If there was a "God", he woulda already turned these assholes into pillars of salt. Thus there is no God. Q.E.D.

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