Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Miserable Shit

I have a wicked assed chest cold.

I felt that oh so familiar burning in my nose for a minute yesterday but I was so busy, I forgot about it.
I got off work and went to the watering hole for a bit and then swung by the store for some needed additions to the crock pot full of Pork Roast.
I got that all going and laid down with a beer and it hit me like a fucking freight train, all at once.


My throat got sore and within minutes, it felt like my lungs were on fire.

I have been hacking and coughing until I puke and my throat and my lungs both feel like someone sandpapered them.

I am so sick of being sick.

It's like I am the canary in the coal mine, if there is some kind of nasty shit going around, I am tits up first.

It does wonders for my disposition too.

At least I can lay here and drink beer until nap time, about ten minutes from now.

6 comments:

  1. Damn, dude...I hear you. I had the crap 2 weeks ago and it kept me from work for 3 days. Caught it from my 4 yr old niece. Damn kids anyway.

    Then on Sat, I wake up in a cold sweat with ten seconds to get to the porcelain throne.

    Shit's kickin' our asses.

    I went three years without a sick day, now I have four in two weeks.

    Take care and eat some soup. Drink some juice to go with the beer. Build up your immunity.

    What we need is to find a couple of healthy 20 year olds, knock 'em on the head, transfuse their young blood into our old veins.

    We need it more then they do!

    Works for Keith Richards.

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  2. This is what you get for blasphemy on the new Neocon bible. You have been smited with H1N1, transmitted to you via some muffin top with a tramp stamp.


    Hope that makes you laugh some of that nasty shit up.

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  3. SOunds like you need to heed a bit of Michael's advice on building up the ol' immune system Busted! I was blessed with an ass kickin' immune system, I very rarely get sick (knock on wood). Sendin' a little bit of it yer way my friend. Take care, get well, and put the beer down! Can't believe I just said that...

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  4. Nasty girl4:51 PM

    I am so sorry baby. I know how you feel cause I have the same shit. Mine is on it's way out now tho since I got it a week ago. Course the fuckin cough will probably hang on for fucking ever. I don't think I gave it to you tho, at least I hope not. If I did, get better soon and I'll make it up to ya. Take care and build your strength back up baby. You're gonna need it.

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  5. oh dood i'm so forking sorry you got the crud.

    i'm making some turkey soup and would send ya some if i could figure out how to stop it from clogging up the modem.

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  6. Sorry you got the bug, buddy! Hope you get better soon!

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