Hey Newt, Suck My Dick, Or A Rubber Facsimily

I have been waiting to go after Newt Fucking Gingrich, the guy is a walking pus filled cyst.
Cheated on his wife and actually divorced her while she was in the hospital with cancer, yes, this is one of the leaders of the Moral Majority and one of THE most vocal dirty sonsabitches going after Clinton for getting a Blow Job..

AWWWWW Newt, yer fucking time has come, you cum bucket fucking asshole.

CBS/AP) Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.

Sex on the Desk - Oral Sex is More Easily Denied

Several newspapers are now reporting that Newt Gingrich is dating and basically living with Callista Bisek, a "willowy blond Congressional aide 23 years his junior." Biske, 33, has been spending nights at Gingrich's apartment near the Capitol and has her own key. In an amazing act of hypocrisy, Gingrich was apparently dating Bisek all during Clinton-Lewinsky adultery scandal, even as he proclaimed family values and bitterly criticized the President for his adultery.

Reporters and other Washington insiders have known about this relationship since 1994, even before Gingrich became Speaker of the House, but did not have any solid proof to report. In 1995, Vanity Fair magazine described Bisek as Gingrich's "frequent breakfast companion." Gingrich was married to Marianne Gingrich during all of that time, and just filed for divorce in August 1999.

Newt is apparently trying to create a new hybrid form, Christian adultery. According to MSNBC, Bisek sings in the National Shrine Choir, and Newt would often wait for her at the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception, listening to her sing while he read the Bible.

This is hardly the first time Newt has cheated, either.,

"It was common knowledge that Newt was involved with other women during his [first] marriage to Jackie. Maybe not on the level of John Kennedy. But he had girlfriends -- some serious, some trivial." -- Dot Crews, his campaign scheduler throughout the 70s. One woman, Anne Manning, has come forward and confirmed a relationship with him during the 1976 campaign. "We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her.'"

I rest my case right there.

Kip Carter, his former campaign treasurer, was walking Newt's daughters back from a football game one day and cut across a driveway where he saw a car. "As I got to the car, I saw Newt in the passenger seat and one of the guys' wives with her head in his lap going up and down. Newt kind of turned and gave me this little-boy smile. Fortunately, Jackie Sue and Kathy were a lot younger and shorter then."

Keep it coming asshole.

"He walked out in the spring of 1980.... By September, I went into the hospital for my third surgery. The two girls came to see me, and said, "Daddy is downstairs. Could he come up?" When he got there, he wanted to discuss the terms of the divorce while I was recovering from my surgery." - Jackie, his first wife".

Shit, this is only one source!

Take yer time, Newt is a Dirty Bastard and yet he gets to go on tv AND TELL US HOW TO LIVE OUR LIVES, RAIL AGAINST HIS TARGETED OPPONENTS AND STILL STICK HIS DICK WHEREVER HE WANTS AND MAKES BIG BUCKS DOING IT!

Yeah Newt, STFU. Dude, ya creep me out.

Pretty, Pretty Please, ask that ignorant Bint in Alaska to be your running mate so that we can bury both of your political careers in the same gut hole as her latest Moose kill, if the the remains of her soon to be Ex husband aren't already there.

I have an Idea, since The CockRoach boy, DeLay decided to run away from Dancing With The Stars, right before the FED's caught up with his ass, they have an opening.

Go apply and break a fucking a hip practicing, ya hypocritic asshole.

No, really.

I hear TurdBlossom has some nice moves.

RETCH!