Can you say Asshole?
I can.
I do believe this conversation would have ended quite diferrently if the guy was talking to me like he is this woman.
Guaranteed.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Halloween Tuneage
Stay safe kiddies and remember what Ol' Busted always says;
If ya can't be good, stay sanitary.
Happy Halloween.
The Raven. Alan Parsons Project.
If ya can't be good, stay sanitary.
Happy Halloween.
The Raven. Alan Parsons Project.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Clean Out Yer Desk, Sherlock
I swear, these ignorant people stare at the sky at lunch and freak out because the sky is blue.
How many Goddamn stories of racist assholes do I have to see myself, before I really start to wonder what the total population of this certain percentage of this country really is?
This guy gets a Sarah Palin "You Betcha Award" though.
Emphasis mine.
I originally found the link to this article at the Kings of Snark, the world of Fark.
They found it at Channel 10 in Tampa Bay.
What kills me is that the guy is surprised to see "Car Loads Of Blacks" coming to a precinct to vote in the first place. Apparently that is an immediate reason to feel threatened, from a block away, peeking through the curtains.
Nancy, please.
Dude, seen the price of gas lately?
It's called "Car Pooling", you fucking idiot.
It's a good thing.
Second, if you are watching this from across the street and panicking like a seventy five year old virgin, how the hell do you know who they are showing up to vote for?
Oh, I forgot, they are "Black"...
Even if they are "Black", and they came in a carpool to vote for Barack Obama, that is enough to cause you to panic and start sending distress signals via Email to all your Republican network buddies?
Your bad, twice now.
I just happen to think that, By God, they have a right to do that.
I also believe that they should be enthusiastic about this certain candidate.
He ain't "White".
Ya see how well that has worked out for anyone lately.
If that is enough to throw you into a panic then I am going to sit here and crack a can of beer and laugh at yer sorry ass.
Y'all need to open yer fucking eyes to the reality that us White Folks are going to be in the minority real quick, if we aren't already and finally get it through yer thick skulls that we all have the same wants and needs.People are people, get over yourselves.
Oh, I forgot, you Republicans are a Special Breed.
Well, so was the Dodo Bird.
Now that I think about it, I don't recall seeing one of those around lately......
How many Goddamn stories of racist assholes do I have to see myself, before I really start to wonder what the total population of this certain percentage of this country really is?
This guy gets a Sarah Palin "You Betcha Award" though.
Temple Terrace, Florida - The long lines of early voters at the Temple Terrace Library have caused concern for the Republican Headquarters a block away. It has also caused a major storm in local politics.
The head of the Hillsborough GOP, David Storck, distributed an email from a Republican Party volunteer saying the voters are a threat.
That's because, as the volunteer says in the email, he sees "car loads of black Obama supporters coming from the inner city to cast their votes for Obama."
It goes on to say, "This is their chance to get a black president and they seem to care little the he is at minimum a socialist and probably Marxist in his core beliefs." The Republican volunteer says that is because, "After all he is black- no experience or accomplishments but he is black."
Emphasis mine.
I originally found the link to this article at the Kings of Snark, the world of Fark.
They found it at Channel 10 in Tampa Bay.
What kills me is that the guy is surprised to see "Car Loads Of Blacks" coming to a precinct to vote in the first place. Apparently that is an immediate reason to feel threatened, from a block away, peeking through the curtains.
Nancy, please.
Dude, seen the price of gas lately?
It's called "Car Pooling", you fucking idiot.
It's a good thing.
Second, if you are watching this from across the street and panicking like a seventy five year old virgin, how the hell do you know who they are showing up to vote for?
Oh, I forgot, they are "Black"...
Even if they are "Black", and they came in a carpool to vote for Barack Obama, that is enough to cause you to panic and start sending distress signals via Email to all your Republican network buddies?
Your bad, twice now.
I just happen to think that, By God, they have a right to do that.
I also believe that they should be enthusiastic about this certain candidate.
He ain't "White".
Ya see how well that has worked out for anyone lately.
If that is enough to throw you into a panic then I am going to sit here and crack a can of beer and laugh at yer sorry ass.
Y'all need to open yer fucking eyes to the reality that us White Folks are going to be in the minority real quick, if we aren't already and finally get it through yer thick skulls that we all have the same wants and needs.People are people, get over yourselves.
Oh, I forgot, you Republicans are a Special Breed.
Well, so was the Dodo Bird.
Now that I think about it, I don't recall seeing one of those around lately......
Waiter, There Is A Fly In My Drink
Oh, never mind, I think I'll just keep it and take it home.
Happy Halloween to everyone and Happy Birthday to my little brother, BP. (Who towers over my skinny ass)
You still owe me a bag of candy from 1964 .
I had to sit in the parking lot of the hospital while you were being born.
Completely fucked up my Trick or Treating that year!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Screw Joe the Plumber,Frank The Lineman Is My Hero
A new ethics complaint has been filed against Sarah Palin concerning her billing the government for hauling her kids all over creation.
Raw Story is reporting that Frank Gwartny, a retired Linerman has filed an ethics compalint against Palin.
snip
That ought to go over well.
Flying them out to see the First Dude race his snowmobile certainly qualifies, Right?
Raw Story is reporting that Frank Gwartny, a retired Linerman has filed an ethics compalint against Palin.
"Palin ran on the platform of ethics, transparency and anti-corruption. I'm tired of the hypocrisy that exists in Government and people need to know the truth," Frank Gwartney, the ex-lineman, told CBS.
snip
Palin's three daughters have accrued $32,629 travel expenses, while her husband has booked another $22,174. In sum, the travel reimbursements to Palin's family have totaled $54,803.
Palin's spokesman said the governor followed state policy.
"Governor Palin followed state policy allowing governors to charge for their children's travel and there's also the expectation that the first family participate in community activities across the state," spokeswoman Sharon Leighow said.
That ought to go over well.
Flying them out to see the First Dude race his snowmobile certainly qualifies, Right?
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
My Hypocrisy Meter Just Pegged
John "Keating Five" McCain just called for CONVICTED FELON Ted Stevens to resign.
Oh Boy.
Where to start with that load.
McCain is no paragon of virtue, I don't give a shit what you try to provide as evidence.
Him trying to bolster his campaign by taking a big bite out of the carcass of Stevens barely dead political body is the move of a fucking scumbag trying to score cheap political points.
McCain had better beware of people handing him a shovel to start digging a hole for his own political career.
Oh Boy.
Where to start with that load.
McCain is no paragon of virtue, I don't give a shit what you try to provide as evidence.
Him trying to bolster his campaign by taking a big bite out of the carcass of Stevens barely dead political body is the move of a fucking scumbag trying to score cheap political points.
McCain had better beware of people handing him a shovel to start digging a hole for his own political career.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens Is Found Guilty
Ted is goin' down the Toobz!
From the NYT,
Now he also faces a tough reelection bid and a possible expulsion from Congress.
Next?
From the NYT,
WASHINGTON — Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska, the longest-serving Republican in the Senate’s history and a figure of enormous influence in his state, was found guilty on Monday of violating ethics laws for failing to report gifts and services that he was given by friends.
snip
The maximum sentence on each of the felony charges is five years in prison, but federal sentencing guidelines could call for much less than that. Mr. Stevens will turn 85 on Nov. 18. Judge Emmet Sullivan did not set a date for sentencing, but said it would be after February.
snip
Now he also faces a tough reelection bid and a possible expulsion from Congress.
Next?
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Biting The Hand That Feeds Ya
File this under "Don't Surprise Me A Fucking Bit".
Via CNN,
"She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone," said this McCain adviser. "She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.
Now then, they created a monster and are somehow classically surprised that it has turned on them.
You dumb sonsabitches.
The more I see and hear about this lady, the more I hope that the investigations into her past actions as an egomaniacal government official turn up enough evidence of wrong doing to squash her political career like a fucking cockroach.
I DO NOT want to see this woman again in 2010 or 2012.
She needs to be repudiated and banished to the history books as an asterisk.
Power hungry and power mad, she is the female version of Rasputin.
Throw her ass back to the frozen tundra and God help the local carnivors.
All emphasis above is mine.
Via CNN,
ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico (CNN) -- With 10 days until Election Day, long-brewing tensions between GOP vice presidential candidate Gov. Sarah Palin and key aides to Sen. John McCain have become so intense, they are spilling out in public, sources say.
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin speaks at a rally in Sioux City, Iowa, on Saturday.
Several McCain advisers have suggested to CNN that they have become increasingly frustrated with what one aide described as Palin "going rogue."
A Palin associate, however, said the candidate is simply trying to "bust free" of what she believes was a damaging and mismanaged roll-out.
McCain sources say Palin has gone off-message several times, and they privately wonder whether the incidents were deliberate. They cited an instance in which she labeled robocalls -- recorded messages often used to attack a candidate's opponent -- "irritating" even as the campaign defended their use. Also, they pointed to her telling reporters she disagreed with the campaign's decision to pull out of Michigan.
A second McCain source says she appears to be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign.
"She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone," said this McCain adviser. "She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.
Now then, they created a monster and are somehow classically surprised that it has turned on them.
You dumb sonsabitches.
The more I see and hear about this lady, the more I hope that the investigations into her past actions as an egomaniacal government official turn up enough evidence of wrong doing to squash her political career like a fucking cockroach.
I DO NOT want to see this woman again in 2010 or 2012.
She needs to be repudiated and banished to the history books as an asterisk.
Power hungry and power mad, she is the female version of Rasputin.
Throw her ass back to the frozen tundra and God help the local carnivors.
All emphasis above is mine.
Bustedus Domesticus, A Grocery Shopping Guy
Most guys I know hate to shop.
I hate to go to the mall, I hate having to buy clothes, Christmas is a nightmare for me but I love grocery shopping.
I'm good at it too.
I remember one time Safeway had a sale on meat.
When I went to check out, they called the Manager.
It seems that I had saved over twice what I actually paid by stocking up on a loss leader.Something like $300 worth of roasts and other things that were buy one get one free,cost me about $140.
Even the manager was shocked.Nothing they could do about it except ask me if I needed help out to the car.
Heh heh heh, I know what I am doing.
So, today I am going to do a little shopping, there isn't a whole lot I need but I always wind up bringing more home than I planned on, it's those pesky sales on things that I stock up on, so I don't have to go shopping so often in the first place!
I hate to go to the mall, I hate having to buy clothes, Christmas is a nightmare for me but I love grocery shopping.
I'm good at it too.
I remember one time Safeway had a sale on meat.
When I went to check out, they called the Manager.
It seems that I had saved over twice what I actually paid by stocking up on a loss leader.Something like $300 worth of roasts and other things that were buy one get one free,cost me about $140.
Even the manager was shocked.Nothing they could do about it except ask me if I needed help out to the car.
Heh heh heh, I know what I am doing.
So, today I am going to do a little shopping, there isn't a whole lot I need but I always wind up bringing more home than I planned on, it's those pesky sales on things that I stock up on, so I don't have to go shopping so often in the first place!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Gordon Smith (R) (OR) Has Trouble
I live in Washington state but I am right on the border of Oregon and the only television stations I get come out of Portland.
I use my little television for an alarm clock, it has a built in feature,every morning, I wake up to the local news so I can catch the weather and the traffic report.
Every morning I am bombarded with Oregons political campaign ads.
Jeff Merkely has been taking it to Gordon Smith lately and has actually squeezed ahead slightly.
Gordon Smith is a rich Republican who paid a Million dollars for a set of fucking golf clubs.
That should tell you all you need to know about that guy.
He has repeatedly voted with Bush and now he is desperately trying to pass himself off as a reasonable guy who constantly reaches across party lines by using the likes of Ted Kennedy and Barack Obama in his ads.
I think maybe the man is going to have a hard time selling that shit now.
Found at Chris Cilliza's column in the Washington Post.
I use my little television for an alarm clock, it has a built in feature,every morning, I wake up to the local news so I can catch the weather and the traffic report.
Every morning I am bombarded with Oregons political campaign ads.
Jeff Merkely has been taking it to Gordon Smith lately and has actually squeezed ahead slightly.
Gordon Smith is a rich Republican who paid a Million dollars for a set of fucking golf clubs.
That should tell you all you need to know about that guy.
He has repeatedly voted with Bush and now he is desperately trying to pass himself off as a reasonable guy who constantly reaches across party lines by using the likes of Ted Kennedy and Barack Obama in his ads.
I think maybe the man is going to have a hard time selling that shit now.
Found at Chris Cilliza's column in the Washington Post.
We're Number... Uh, 36? WHAT?
Yes, America, Land of the not so free and the home of the brave.
Article found at Think Progress.
I pasted the whole thing as it is not real long.
A great deal of our media leaves much to be desired but there are thousands of hard working journalists out there who would love to break a big story but cannot because the Bush administration has been one of the most secretive in the history of this country and uses access like a weapon.
U.S. ranks 36th on press freedom list.»
Reporters Without Borders today released its annual Press Freedom Index. Despite purporting “to be a beacon for the rest of the world” for human rights protections and freedom of thought, the U.S. has been ranked 36 out of 173 countries — a spot also shared by Bosnia and Herzegovina. Iceland ranked number one in press freedom, with Ghana, Slovenia, Trinidad and Tobago, Surinam, and Jamaica also ranking higher than the U.S. The report singled out “wars carried out in the name of the fight against terrorism” as a cause for the steep decline in press freedoms around the world.
Article found at Think Progress.
I pasted the whole thing as it is not real long.
A great deal of our media leaves much to be desired but there are thousands of hard working journalists out there who would love to break a big story but cannot because the Bush administration has been one of the most secretive in the history of this country and uses access like a weapon.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Popcorn Anyone?
I don't know about anyone else but I am thoroughly enjoying the spectacle of the Right Wing coming apart like an Indy car shedding parts after hitting the wall in turn 4 at 200 miles an hour.
There is shit flying everywhere.
They are attacking each other and the Base doesn't know which way to turn or who to go after next, the Dems or one of their own who dares criticize the Republicans choice of Caribou Barbie for VP.
It is highly entertaining to watch and it is only going to get better the closer the election gets.
Lots of finger pointing and the best part is watching them realize they are about to be sent to the wilderness with a sore ass for an undetermined amount of time, however long that will be is not going to be long enough for me.
There is shit flying everywhere.
They are attacking each other and the Base doesn't know which way to turn or who to go after next, the Dems or one of their own who dares criticize the Republicans choice of Caribou Barbie for VP.
It is highly entertaining to watch and it is only going to get better the closer the election gets.
Lots of finger pointing and the best part is watching them realize they are about to be sent to the wilderness with a sore ass for an undetermined amount of time, however long that will be is not going to be long enough for me.
Monday, October 20, 2008
That Giant Sucking Sound You Hear
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Sunday, October 19, 2008
Colin Powell Endorses Obama
This is the same Colin Powell who knowingly made the case that Saddam Hussein had portable biological weapons laboratories to the world the whole time he knew he was lying out his ass.
He is directly responsible for selling the invasion of a sovereign nation using false information.
Never forget that.
Fuck him.
H/T to PhysioProf for reminding me.
He is directly responsible for selling the invasion of a sovereign nation using false information.
Never forget that.
Fuck him.
H/T to PhysioProf for reminding me.
Eight Years Of Hell
This video pretty much sums it up.
My name is Bustednuckles and I approve this message.
My name is Bustednuckles and I approve this message.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Tagged Again
My friend Suzanne tagged me after my other friend One Fly tagged her. The poor guy tagged me with one a while back and I kinda blew it off, sorry about that pal.
Anyway, I'll do this one but I ain't tagging anyone else with it, you're welcome.
1. Clothes shopping.
I get most everything except socks and underwear at places like the Goodwill. Being a mechanic kills clothes faster than you can shake a stick at and I hate coveralls. I did buy some dress clothes earlier this year.
Oh, I was lying about the underwear, I go commando.
2.Furniture shopping.
I live in a trailer with a door that is two feet wide.
I couldn't get anything in here if I wanted.
I do love antique furniture, I still have a small table I refuse to part with.
3.Sweets.
I'm not real big on sweets like I was when I was a kid, once in a while.
4.City or Rural.
Rural but not so far out I can't get to the damn city if I need something or want to see a concert.
I hate big cities.
5.Drink alcohol.
Your kidding, right? Does a frog have a watertight asshole?
If it has bubbles or burns the throat on the way down and then makes me walk crooked, I'll take two.
6.Music.
I can honestly say I like a wide range of music, no rap, no hip hop.
Me and Suzanne have the same taste in music, Lots of blues. I like Electric Blues and Heavy Metal the most. Rock on baby.
7.TV series.
I very rarely watch television, it insults my intelligence.
I like PBS, I catch cooking shows when I can. House used to be pretty good and car racing, preferably open wheel.
8.Film.
I passed on going to see "W" today. About the only time I go to the movies is just so I can spend some time with my kids, which I do not do enough of, Bad Daddy.
9.Workout.
I climb up and down off of Semi Trucks like a fucking monkey at work.
No thanks.
10. Pastries.
Like I said, once in a while.
11. Coffee
I can't drink the shit like I used to, too much of it and I can't sleep at night and it tears my guts up but I do drink coffee in the morning at the very least, sometimes black and sometimes with tons of cream and sugar.
There ya go, more information than you really wanted.
Have a nice day.
Anyway, I'll do this one but I ain't tagging anyone else with it, you're welcome.
1. Clothes shopping.
I get most everything except socks and underwear at places like the Goodwill. Being a mechanic kills clothes faster than you can shake a stick at and I hate coveralls. I did buy some dress clothes earlier this year.
Oh, I was lying about the underwear, I go commando.
2.Furniture shopping.
I live in a trailer with a door that is two feet wide.
I couldn't get anything in here if I wanted.
I do love antique furniture, I still have a small table I refuse to part with.
3.Sweets.
I'm not real big on sweets like I was when I was a kid, once in a while.
4.City or Rural.
Rural but not so far out I can't get to the damn city if I need something or want to see a concert.
I hate big cities.
5.Drink alcohol.
Your kidding, right? Does a frog have a watertight asshole?
If it has bubbles or burns the throat on the way down and then makes me walk crooked, I'll take two.
6.Music.
I can honestly say I like a wide range of music, no rap, no hip hop.
Me and Suzanne have the same taste in music, Lots of blues. I like Electric Blues and Heavy Metal the most. Rock on baby.
7.TV series.
I very rarely watch television, it insults my intelligence.
I like PBS, I catch cooking shows when I can. House used to be pretty good and car racing, preferably open wheel.
8.Film.
I passed on going to see "W" today. About the only time I go to the movies is just so I can spend some time with my kids, which I do not do enough of, Bad Daddy.
9.Workout.
I climb up and down off of Semi Trucks like a fucking monkey at work.
No thanks.
10. Pastries.
Like I said, once in a while.
11. Coffee
I can't drink the shit like I used to, too much of it and I can't sleep at night and it tears my guts up but I do drink coffee in the morning at the very least, sometimes black and sometimes with tons of cream and sugar.
There ya go, more information than you really wanted.
Have a nice day.
Being A Lazy Bastard
I am trying to recuperate from my wild night last night.
Ouch.
I didn't wake up until eleven and I had a MASSIVE hangover.
No freaking beer in the place either, so I drug my carcass out of bed and threw on some clothes and hauled ass to the local store.
I picked up a six pack of miniature Coors Light cans and a pack of smokes. I normally don't drink Light anything and abhor Coors for being piss water beer but that is what was called for this morning.
Just something to ease the aching head and trick the body back into party mode,
I ran into some friends at a local watering hole I don't frequent too often and obviously had too much fun but I was due. I have been working my ass off lately, weekends and after work getting that damn truck driveable.
I actually have car insurance now!
I haven't needed it because I drive a company rig.
I ran into an older lady who really likes me, poor thing.
We had a good time and I did actually wind up with a kiss.
I have very mixed emotions . I like her OK, she is quite a bit older than I am but that doesn't bother me a whole lot.
It's that whole relationship crap. I been alone for a long time and I really prefer it.
No one nagging my ass about this or that, I don't have to constantly be watching what I say, eat, do, wear etc.
We'll see, she is pretty fucking ornery in her own right.
So anyways, I am just laying here like a lizard on a rock, vegging out right now. I have a ton of things that need doing and right now it can just stay that way for a while.
Fuck It.
I should have got more beer dammit, these little bitty cans are a fucking joke.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Excuse Me
I'm out hunting wimmens.
Crazy drunk, horny wimmens. At this point if yas got a pulse, I will buy you a drink.
Anyone got Peggy Noonans number?
She could be a liberal Democrat tomorrow.
Crazy drunk, horny wimmens. At this point if yas got a pulse, I will buy you a drink.
Anyone got Peggy Noonans number?
She could be a liberal Democrat tomorrow.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Palin And The Chipmunks
Found from a link over at Nunya's place, Politickybitch.
I loved it.
She found it at Scoobie Davis Online.
I loved it.
She found it at Scoobie Davis Online.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
I Missed The Debate.
McCain is truly McSame.
I can't fucking stand him and as soon as he opens his fucking mouth I want to scream.
No, I fucking knocked myself out rather than torture the last fucking nerve I have left.
Please, do not vote for that sonofabitch, I beg you.
I can't fucking stand him and as soon as he opens his fucking mouth I want to scream.
No, I fucking knocked myself out rather than torture the last fucking nerve I have left.
Please, do not vote for that sonofabitch, I beg you.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Please Say Hello,
Demeur has a few things to say,he articulates the outrage we all feel about
the stupidity of the modern age and pulls no punches when he calls Bullshit.
A damn good man who has been there and done that, he is very down to earth.
This country needs more folks like him.
We have more than enough fake tanned over paid Bullshit artists.
Demeur can show you the difference.
the stupidity of the modern age and pulls no punches when he calls Bullshit.
A damn good man who has been there and done that, he is very down to earth.
This country needs more folks like him.
We have more than enough fake tanned over paid Bullshit artists.
Demeur can show you the difference.
Monday, October 13, 2008
The Speaker Of The House Says It Is Survival Time.
"We're a time where we have to tighten our belt, take ourselves into survival mode," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.
As usual, Nancy Pelosi is a day late and a dollar short, and I am sure she was speaking figuratively,she sure as shit isn't going to have to worry about putting food on the table any time soon, and she was talking about the bailout. But make no mistake, it is way past time for everyone to start tightening their belts as she says and hunker down into survival mode.
The world wide financial disaster has already hit home for Millions of people in this country alone.
Take in what is happening world wide and Hundreds of Millions of families are seeing the nightmare up close and in broad daylight.
Start looking to see what you have in your pantries.
Start stocking food and water at the very least.
Inflation has already taken a chunk out of your buying power, anything you buy and put away for later right now is just like money in the bank, except some lowlife investor bastard can't get his grubby little paws on it.
As usual, Nancy Pelosi is a day late and a dollar short, and I am sure she was speaking figuratively,she sure as shit isn't going to have to worry about putting food on the table any time soon, and she was talking about the bailout. But make no mistake, it is way past time for everyone to start tightening their belts as she says and hunker down into survival mode.
The world wide financial disaster has already hit home for Millions of people in this country alone.
Take in what is happening world wide and Hundreds of Millions of families are seeing the nightmare up close and in broad daylight.
Start looking to see what you have in your pantries.
Start stocking food and water at the very least.
Inflation has already taken a chunk out of your buying power, anything you buy and put away for later right now is just like money in the bank, except some lowlife investor bastard can't get his grubby little paws on it.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Axis Of Evil Is Hiring
According to the NYT, Bush has decided to drop North Korea off the Axis of Evil list.
I propose that President Obama replace it with the Republican Party immediately.
We cant have evil be under represented now, can we?
Put every one of the GOP leadership on the Do Not Fly list, this country would turn around in two weeks.
I propose that President Obama replace it with the Republican Party immediately.
We cant have evil be under represented now, can we?
Put every one of the GOP leadership on the Do Not Fly list, this country would turn around in two weeks.
Don't Ask Me
I was sitting here surfing the Web and this fucking song popped into my head and wouldn't go away.
Just like that, out of the blue.
It's been a long time since I heard this one.
Just like that, out of the blue.
It's been a long time since I heard this one.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Palinator, Meet Monkey Wrench
Oh, this is too good to pass up.
It seems that there are two realities, one that is made up by desperate political hopefuls and their propaganda machines, and real people who take a whole day to look at facts and deliver a different version of the same subject.
The Caribou Couple just got spanked. I hope this will enhance Sarah Palins political learning curve and be a warning to all the Politically ambitious Douchebags out there.
I suppose the McCain campaign staff were not paying attention when President Bush said that sometimes you have to catapult the propaganda. That means you have to start trying to legitimize the lies you want to tell way out in front of the actual facts.
I guess that earns you an EPIC FAIL award. Yes, it is the Republican sponsored Palin Strategy back in their face with a bonus DogWhistle insult added.
Fuck you people.
You can put that on the wall right next to the Moose head.
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It seems that there are two realities, one that is made up by desperate political hopefuls and their propaganda machines, and real people who take a whole day to look at facts and deliver a different version of the same subject.
The Caribou Couple just got spanked. I hope this will enhance Sarah Palins political learning curve and be a warning to all the Politically ambitious Douchebags out there.
I suppose the McCain campaign staff were not paying attention when President Bush said that sometimes you have to catapult the propaganda. That means you have to start trying to legitimize the lies you want to tell way out in front of the actual facts.
I guess that earns you an EPIC FAIL award. Yes, it is the Republican sponsored Palin Strategy back in their face with a bonus DogWhistle insult added.
Fuck you people.
You can put that on the wall right next to the Moose head.
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How Is That FISA Vote Working For Ya Now Obama?
We all knew it would happen, Chimpy got up and lied his ass off about how these illegal phone taps were only aimed at terrorists and no one had anything to worry about.
Utter Horseshit and we knew it.
Can we Impeach this Mother Fucker now?
There it is.
Tapping them all and RECORDING them like songs on an IPod!
Nancy Pelosi, you have been PUNKED!
We have all been punked by these fucking traitors.
H/T KaizerVonTexas.
Utter Horseshit and we knew it.
Can we Impeach this Mother Fucker now?
There it is.
Tapping them all and RECORDING them like songs on an IPod!
Nancy Pelosi, you have been PUNKED!
We have all been punked by these fucking traitors.
H/T KaizerVonTexas.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
This Was A Blast
Click on it to make it much bigger.
These are a couple of the bikes that were at the Flat Track races I went to a while back. Head over to Fixer and Gordon for a couple more pictures, there are more to come so stay tuned.
Apparently Dad needs to put some new batteries in his camera, this was taken in '08.
Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Busy
Update:
Here is The Beast.
Crap, I been as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
I went to do a post last night and fell asleep right in the middle of it.
I busted my ass all day Saturday, drug a 3/4 ton truck up onto a trailer with a come along and some help and then brought it to work and stripped it down to the frame and the cab.
Then I took the service body box off of my old Ford and swapped beds so at least it looks halfway decent.Of course I broke the back window out of it during this process, luckily the one I was stripping had the same window glass.
I had a buddy stay after work and help me put that back in too last night, then I spent two hours last night getting the bed bolted down and some of the wiring hooked up, cleaned all the crap out of it that I have been storing in it and put the canopy on it.
I still have a TON of work to do to this thing.
My Boss is on vacation so I am trying to get as much done as I can INSIDE of the shop instead of OUTSIDE in my gravel fucking driveway.
I still have brakes to do, a major tune up and the whole exhaust system to be replaced with headers and Flow Master mufflers.
I also still have to drill the frame so I can install the tow hitch assembly and put the back bumper on it.
That will at least make it street legal.
Much work to do, again, no rest fer the wicked!
Update;
I just crawled out from under the Beast,finished installing the bumper and tow hitch assembly at lunch.
Man, this thing is ugly but I don't owe anyone a fucking nickle on it!
Here is The Beast.
Crap, I been as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
I went to do a post last night and fell asleep right in the middle of it.
I busted my ass all day Saturday, drug a 3/4 ton truck up onto a trailer with a come along and some help and then brought it to work and stripped it down to the frame and the cab.
Then I took the service body box off of my old Ford and swapped beds so at least it looks halfway decent.Of course I broke the back window out of it during this process, luckily the one I was stripping had the same window glass.
I had a buddy stay after work and help me put that back in too last night, then I spent two hours last night getting the bed bolted down and some of the wiring hooked up, cleaned all the crap out of it that I have been storing in it and put the canopy on it.
I still have a TON of work to do to this thing.
My Boss is on vacation so I am trying to get as much done as I can INSIDE of the shop instead of OUTSIDE in my gravel fucking driveway.
I still have brakes to do, a major tune up and the whole exhaust system to be replaced with headers and Flow Master mufflers.
I also still have to drill the frame so I can install the tow hitch assembly and put the back bumper on it.
That will at least make it street legal.
Much work to do, again, no rest fer the wicked!
Update;
I just crawled out from under the Beast,finished installing the bumper and tow hitch assembly at lunch.
Man, this thing is ugly but I don't owe anyone a fucking nickle on it!
Saturday, October 04, 2008
The EMails Are Flying
You are getting them, I sure as hell am.
The difference that I see between this one and tha usual HorseShit should be readlily apparent, this one is not your typical propanganda, it is a first person account of a weeks worth of interaction with a fucking politician that you may have heard of recently, ya cunt.
A Courageous American Steps Forward
MY HOLIDAY WITH JOHN McCAIN
It was just before John McCain's last run at the presidential nomination in 2000 that my husband and I vacationed in Turtle Island in Fiji with John McCain, Cindy, and their children, including Bridget (their adopted Bangladeshi child).
It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week, since Turtle Island has a small number of bungalows and their focus on communal meals force all vacationers who are there at the same time to get to know each other intimately.
He arrived at our first group meal and started reading quotes from a pile of William Faulkner books with a forest of Post-Its sticking out of them. As an English Literature major myself, my first thought was "if he likes this so much, why hasn't he memorized any of this yet?"
I soon realized that McCain actually thought we had come on vacation to be a volunteer audience for his "readings" which then became a regular part of each meal. Out of politeness, none of the vacationers initially protested at this intrusion into their blissful holiday, but people's buttons definitely got pushed as the readings continued day after day.
Unfortunately this was not his only contribution to our mealtime entertainment. He waxed on during one meal about how Indo-Chine women had the best figures and that our American corn-fed women just couldn't meet up to this standard. He also made it a point that all of us should stop Cindy from having dessert as her weight was too high and made a few comments to Amy, the 25 year old wife of the honeymooning couple from Nebraska that she should eat less as she needed to lose weight.
McCain's appreciation of the beauty of Asian women was so great that David the American economist had to move his Thai wife to the other side of the table from McCain as McCain kept aggressively flirting with and touching her. Needless to say I was irritated at his large ego and his rude behavior towards his wife and other women, but decided he must have some redeeming qualities as he had adopted a handicapped child from Bangladesh. I asked him about this one day, and his response was shocking: "Oh, that was Cindy's idea - I didn't have anything to do with it. She just went and adopted this thing without even asking me. You can't imagine how people stare when I wheel this ugly, black thing around in a shopping cart in Arizona .
No, it wasn't my idea at all."
I actively avoided McCain after that, but unfortunately one day he engaged me in a political discussion which soon got us on the topic of the active US bombing of Iraq at that time. I was shocked when he said, "If I was in charge, I would nuke Iraq to teach them a lesson". Given McCain's personal experience with the horrors of war, I had expected a more balanced point of view.
I commented on the tragic consequences of the nuclear attacks on Japan during WWII -- but no, he was not to be dissuaded. He went on to say that if it was up to him he would have dropped many more nuclear bombs on Japan. I rapidly extricated myself from this conversation as I could tell that his experience being tortured as a POW didn't seem to have mellowed out his perspective, but rather had made him more aggressive and vengeful towards the world. My final encounter with McCain was on the morning that he was leaving Turtle Island.
Amy and I were happily eating pancakes when McCain arrived and told Amy that she shouldn't be having pancakes because she needed to lose weight. Amy burst into tears at this abusive comment. I felt fiercely protective of Amy and immediately turned to McCain and told him to leave her alone.
He became very angry and abusive towards me, and said, "Don't you know who I am." I looked him in the face and said, "Yes, you are the biggest asshole I have ever met" and headed back to my cabin.
I am happy to say that later that day when I arrived at lunch I was given a standing ovation by all the guests for having stood up to McCain's bullying. Although I have shared my McCain story informally with friends, this is the first time I am making this public. I almost did so in 2000, when McCain first announced his bid for the Republican nomination, but it soon became apparent that George Bush was the shoo-in candidate and so I did not act then. However, now that there is a very real possibility that McCain could be elected as our next president, I feel it is my duty as an American citizen to share this story. I can't imagine a more scary outcome for America than that this abusive, aggressive man should lead our nation. I have observed him in intimate surroundings as he really is, not how the media portrays him to be.
If his attitudes toward women and his treatment of his own family are even a small indicator of his real personality, then I shudder to think what will happen to America were he to be elected as our President.
This letter was originally written by: Ana Dubey
And made public by her friend, Mary-Kay Gamel
Professor of Classic Literature & Arts
Cowell College
University of California
Santa Cruz
California.
This lady has just been awarded Ornery Bastard bonus points.
Tell 'em to fuck off when they try to treat you like a fucking idiot.
UPDATE;
It seems this heartwarming little tale could be another Bullshit story.
Comrade Earth Bound has forwarded a Snopes article that partially debunks it but not totally, see for yerself.
I know I wouldn't have much trouble telling him to go fuck himself, but that's just me.
The difference that I see between this one and tha usual HorseShit should be readlily apparent, this one is not your typical propanganda, it is a first person account of a weeks worth of interaction with a fucking politician that you may have heard of recently, ya cunt.
A Courageous American Steps Forward
MY HOLIDAY WITH JOHN McCAIN
It was just before John McCain's last run at the presidential nomination in 2000 that my husband and I vacationed in Turtle Island in Fiji with John McCain, Cindy, and their children, including Bridget (their adopted Bangladeshi child).
It was not our intention, but it was our misfortune to be in close quarters with John McCain for almost a week, since Turtle Island has a small number of bungalows and their focus on communal meals force all vacationers who are there at the same time to get to know each other intimately.
He arrived at our first group meal and started reading quotes from a pile of William Faulkner books with a forest of Post-Its sticking out of them. As an English Literature major myself, my first thought was "if he likes this so much, why hasn't he memorized any of this yet?"
I soon realized that McCain actually thought we had come on vacation to be a volunteer audience for his "readings" which then became a regular part of each meal. Out of politeness, none of the vacationers initially protested at this intrusion into their blissful holiday, but people's buttons definitely got pushed as the readings continued day after day.
Unfortunately this was not his only contribution to our mealtime entertainment. He waxed on during one meal about how Indo-Chine women had the best figures and that our American corn-fed women just couldn't meet up to this standard. He also made it a point that all of us should stop Cindy from having dessert as her weight was too high and made a few comments to Amy, the 25 year old wife of the honeymooning couple from Nebraska that she should eat less as she needed to lose weight.
McCain's appreciation of the beauty of Asian women was so great that David the American economist had to move his Thai wife to the other side of the table from McCain as McCain kept aggressively flirting with and touching her. Needless to say I was irritated at his large ego and his rude behavior towards his wife and other women, but decided he must have some redeeming qualities as he had adopted a handicapped child from Bangladesh. I asked him about this one day, and his response was shocking: "Oh, that was Cindy's idea - I didn't have anything to do with it. She just went and adopted this thing without even asking me. You can't imagine how people stare when I wheel this ugly, black thing around in a shopping cart in Arizona .
No, it wasn't my idea at all."
I actively avoided McCain after that, but unfortunately one day he engaged me in a political discussion which soon got us on the topic of the active US bombing of Iraq at that time. I was shocked when he said, "If I was in charge, I would nuke Iraq to teach them a lesson". Given McCain's personal experience with the horrors of war, I had expected a more balanced point of view.
I commented on the tragic consequences of the nuclear attacks on Japan during WWII -- but no, he was not to be dissuaded. He went on to say that if it was up to him he would have dropped many more nuclear bombs on Japan. I rapidly extricated myself from this conversation as I could tell that his experience being tortured as a POW didn't seem to have mellowed out his perspective, but rather had made him more aggressive and vengeful towards the world. My final encounter with McCain was on the morning that he was leaving Turtle Island.
Amy and I were happily eating pancakes when McCain arrived and told Amy that she shouldn't be having pancakes because she needed to lose weight. Amy burst into tears at this abusive comment. I felt fiercely protective of Amy and immediately turned to McCain and told him to leave her alone.
He became very angry and abusive towards me, and said, "Don't you know who I am." I looked him in the face and said, "Yes, you are the biggest asshole I have ever met" and headed back to my cabin.
I am happy to say that later that day when I arrived at lunch I was given a standing ovation by all the guests for having stood up to McCain's bullying. Although I have shared my McCain story informally with friends, this is the first time I am making this public. I almost did so in 2000, when McCain first announced his bid for the Republican nomination, but it soon became apparent that George Bush was the shoo-in candidate and so I did not act then. However, now that there is a very real possibility that McCain could be elected as our next president, I feel it is my duty as an American citizen to share this story. I can't imagine a more scary outcome for America than that this abusive, aggressive man should lead our nation. I have observed him in intimate surroundings as he really is, not how the media portrays him to be.
If his attitudes toward women and his treatment of his own family are even a small indicator of his real personality, then I shudder to think what will happen to America were he to be elected as our President.
This letter was originally written by: Ana Dubey
And made public by her friend, Mary-Kay Gamel
Professor of Classic Literature & Arts
Cowell College
University of California
Santa Cruz
California.
This lady has just been awarded Ornery Bastard bonus points.
Tell 'em to fuck off when they try to treat you like a fucking idiot.
UPDATE;
It seems this heartwarming little tale could be another Bullshit story.
Comrade Earth Bound has forwarded a Snopes article that partially debunks it but not totally, see for yerself.
I know I wouldn't have much trouble telling him to go fuck himself, but that's just me.
Friday, October 03, 2008
Let's Quit Beating Around The Bush
That chick Palin is quite the shiny object.
While we are all screaming and yelling that she is a fucking joke, stop and take a look around at what you aren't seeing on yer fucking Tee Vee screens.
Let's start here,
BushCo has been working for quite a while to get air superiority over the top of the Continental U.S. , it seems he finally got his wish.
Big Brother is here.
The other non reported event, good bye Posse Comitatus, hello U.S. Army being deployed on our own soil to make sure there is no civil unrest that gets out of hand , just in case President Bush suddenly decides to declare some kind of National Emergency.
Enter Directive 51.
Not only does it give the President unlimited discretion of what actually constitutes an emergency, it allows said President to deploy CANADIAN troops alongside our very own to keep the peace. Good old Directive 51, dictated by decree and totally ignored by the U.S. Media.
In other words, shoot to kill.
In case you start thinking I have the Tin Foil wrapped a little too tight, I would direct your attention to what just fucking happened to the LEGAL protesters at our most recent Political conventions.
Not only were protesters not allowed within a quarter of a mile of the Convention, many were beaten and gassed and sent to pre prepared temporary jail cells without food, water or medical care.
Not paying attention yet?
Let's move on to the Republican Convention where REPORTERS were illegally arrested, their equipment confiscated and they were detained and physically restrained, WITHOUT CAUSE, PREEMPTIVELY, by overzealous police teams using Incorrectly addressed warrants. ( Ya gotta love Glenn "Big Balls Greenwald" ,scroll down and watch the fucking video to see what the future holds for us dissenting citizens) Peaceful demonstrators were pepper sprayed and Tazed and jailed in ST. Paul and the Mayor ended up dropping the charges against any media members,or BLOGGERS who were man handled and chemically sprayed or physically attacked and left to suffer. I guess he figures the Ten Million dollar insurance policy the Republicans took out in advance to cover the Constitution raping rights violations they had planned in advance will cover the damages inflicted. Guess again.
Fuck you, and Fuck them, get out the check book motherfucker.That is not going to be enough to cover yer ass but it will start, some folks need medical attention and you are going to fucking pay.
If you graduated the third grade you can add two and two.
The Police State has just completed a practice run on what is coming, Martial law.
They aren't fucking around, either.
I don't need tin foil, I can see what the hell is going on right in front of my face.
Now then, all yer money belongs to them after this Bail out BullShit.
Any questions as to exactly where you stand as of right now?
While we are all screaming and yelling that she is a fucking joke, stop and take a look around at what you aren't seeing on yer fucking Tee Vee screens.
Let's start here,
BushCo has been working for quite a while to get air superiority over the top of the Continental U.S. , it seems he finally got his wish.
Big Brother is here.
The other non reported event, good bye Posse Comitatus, hello U.S. Army being deployed on our own soil to make sure there is no civil unrest that gets out of hand , just in case President Bush suddenly decides to declare some kind of National Emergency.
Enter Directive 51.
Not only does it give the President unlimited discretion of what actually constitutes an emergency, it allows said President to deploy CANADIAN troops alongside our very own to keep the peace. Good old Directive 51, dictated by decree and totally ignored by the U.S. Media.
In other words, shoot to kill.
In case you start thinking I have the Tin Foil wrapped a little too tight, I would direct your attention to what just fucking happened to the LEGAL protesters at our most recent Political conventions.
Not only were protesters not allowed within a quarter of a mile of the Convention, many were beaten and gassed and sent to pre prepared temporary jail cells without food, water or medical care.
Not paying attention yet?
Let's move on to the Republican Convention where REPORTERS were illegally arrested, their equipment confiscated and they were detained and physically restrained, WITHOUT CAUSE, PREEMPTIVELY, by overzealous police teams using Incorrectly addressed warrants. ( Ya gotta love Glenn "Big Balls Greenwald" ,scroll down and watch the fucking video to see what the future holds for us dissenting citizens) Peaceful demonstrators were pepper sprayed and Tazed and jailed in ST. Paul and the Mayor ended up dropping the charges against any media members,or BLOGGERS who were man handled and chemically sprayed or physically attacked and left to suffer. I guess he figures the Ten Million dollar insurance policy the Republicans took out in advance to cover the Constitution raping rights violations they had planned in advance will cover the damages inflicted. Guess again.
Fuck you, and Fuck them, get out the check book motherfucker.That is not going to be enough to cover yer ass but it will start, some folks need medical attention and you are going to fucking pay.
If you graduated the third grade you can add two and two.
The Police State has just completed a practice run on what is coming, Martial law.
They aren't fucking around, either.
I don't need tin foil, I can see what the hell is going on right in front of my face.
Now then, all yer money belongs to them after this Bail out BullShit.
Any questions as to exactly where you stand as of right now?
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
I Am Joe Six Pack
Recently Sarah Palin had this to say about peoples expectations on her upcoming debate with Joe Biden;
Honey, I am Joe Sixpack, you, on the other hand, are dumber than a box of rusty hammers.
I wouldn't even drink next to you, let alone try and have a meaningful conversation about current events or what is happening in the political world, over a beer.
She can't even name a newspaper or magazine that she has read recently when asked where she gets her information to formulate her opinions.
Nuh Uh, you aren't going there. You aren't the average Joe or Jane Sixpack,
Not yours, Caribou Barbie.
Granted. a lot of people are not into politics, but they could at least come up with the name of a magazine or at the very least, their local paper.
I do so thoroughly enjoy that deer in the headlights look you get when someone asks you a basic question and I can see the wheels in yer head spinning, trying to come up with something witty.
That shit is priceless.
But when it comes to being the elected representative of the people of these United States of America, in the second highest office of the land, it is absolutely unacceptable.
Sarah Palin, you are an embarrassment.
The Ellie May schtick doesn't cut it where National policy, National defense and National Security are concerned.
I am sure Joe Biden is a gentleman and won't consciously try to emphasize your naivette, I just don't think there is anything he can do that it won't come blazing out like a neon sign at midnight that you are absolutely unqualified.
Update:
My Buddy Gordon over at the Alternate Brain has found some pretty choice examples of people unloading on Palin, go check it out!
“Oh, I think they’re [critics] just not used to someone coming in from the outside saying you know what? It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency, and I think that that’s kind of taken some people off guard, and they’re out of sorts, and they’re ticked off about it,”
Honey, I am Joe Sixpack, you, on the other hand, are dumber than a box of rusty hammers.
I wouldn't even drink next to you, let alone try and have a meaningful conversation about current events or what is happening in the political world, over a beer.
She can't even name a newspaper or magazine that she has read recently when asked where she gets her information to formulate her opinions.
Nuh Uh, you aren't going there. You aren't the average Joe or Jane Sixpack,
Not yours, Caribou Barbie.
Granted. a lot of people are not into politics, but they could at least come up with the name of a magazine or at the very least, their local paper.
I do so thoroughly enjoy that deer in the headlights look you get when someone asks you a basic question and I can see the wheels in yer head spinning, trying to come up with something witty.
That shit is priceless.
But when it comes to being the elected representative of the people of these United States of America, in the second highest office of the land, it is absolutely unacceptable.
Sarah Palin, you are an embarrassment.
The Ellie May schtick doesn't cut it where National policy, National defense and National Security are concerned.
I am sure Joe Biden is a gentleman and won't consciously try to emphasize your naivette, I just don't think there is anything he can do that it won't come blazing out like a neon sign at midnight that you are absolutely unqualified.
Update:
My Buddy Gordon over at the Alternate Brain has found some pretty choice examples of people unloading on Palin, go check it out!
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