Not literally, just mental masturbation.
Israel.
Palestine.
I fucking ran.
I fucking rack
Central Africa.
Central America.
Central Park.
Wait, Occupy some fucking place.
Damn, I really can't keep up with all the shit going on.
I damn well can't give an opinion on anything because I have been so busy lately.
I did manage to finally put new tubes in the boy's bike rims.
It took a little doing and then my tiny little dick air compressor gave me a bit of Fuck You but I made it happen.
Anyone know how many " Terrorists" we killed today?
It is Saturday, we must have bagged at least one # 2 Al Fucking Queada dude before the newspapers came out.
TMI, dude. Especially at this hour of the morning.
ReplyDeleteSorry honey, I didn't mean actually pulling my pud!
ReplyDeleteI see why you would take it literally so I re phrased it.