Just call the hot line to Newt Gingrich's campaign headquarters.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now my sides hurt.
It has to be pretty bad when skeezebags leave your campaign in droves, I can't wait to see what is really behind this story, it must be juicy.
Either way, this whole run up to the next election has train wreck written all over it for those dumbshits.
After Caribou Barbie's latest gaffe about Paul Revere riding around the countryside trying to warn the British, this is just delicious.
Can you say circular firing squad?
I can, in between snickers and shots.
I am laughing so fucking hard right now my sides hurt.
It has to be pretty bad when skeezebags leave your campaign in droves, I can't wait to see what is really behind this story, it must be juicy.
Either way, this whole run up to the next election has train wreck written all over it for those dumbshits.
After Caribou Barbie's latest gaffe about Paul Revere riding around the countryside trying to warn the British, this is just delicious.
Can you say circular firing squad?
I can, in between snickers and shots.
Newt? Too slimy a belly crawler for experienced political operatives to stomach? Wow! Just Wow!
ReplyDeleteStrange Times indeed, but I believe his time has come and gone. Sorry Newt - time to fade back into the woodwork.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone hear Joe Biden's latest gaffe? ITS ALL ABOUT 3 LETTERS - J O B S. Omigosh, this guy is one heartbeat from being POTUS, RIGHT NOW! Thats pretty spooky. Palin might not be the brightest bulb, but I think she knows how to count to 4.
I think.
Whatever the Newter does, I hope she maxes out the Tiffany line first. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
ReplyDeletesnickers and shots
ReplyDeleteYeah, ya need the whisky ta wash down the peanuts...