Ants in yer pantry.
Dirty little sonsabitches came out of nowhere and have infested the Weasel Den.
I do mean everywhere too, even found a couple in bed with me.
They are tiny little bastards and are fucking fast too!
I went to dump out a half empty beer can in the sink and found their little highway, they
I went around the corner and legally purchased some chemical weapons of Mass Destruction and had no problem pulling the trigger.
Heh heh heh, die you little fuckers.
This happens every damn year around here but I ain't fucking around this time.
I have some garden produce I am trying to dehydrate and those little bastards are NOT going to fuck that up. BTW I got my first tomato today.
Better living through chemistry, RAID is yer friend.
In honor of their sacrifice trying to survive, I give you,
Thanks fer stopping by.