Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Tits And Fireworks Are As American As Apple Pie And Tits.



Why yes, I would like a box of Glow worms.

Tight assed motherfuckers are bitching because some brilliant enterpreneuor decided that tits sell everything else, why not fireworks?
Fer Chrissakes, get a life.

They even haz bikini's on.
Why yes. I would like the one on the bottom shelf,



Get a fucking life you whiny ass Terrorist Sympathizers.



"“We have lots of young families with young children who are walking past that every day to go to the park,” said Claeys, who has three children under 16. “I just don’t think it’s appropriate by a grade school or a park. It’s just tacky.”"

Three kids, under sixteen, every one of 'em bottle fed?



Never seen a girl in a Bikini?

Sure ya have.

OK, some are better than others,and I am an Ornery Bastard.
No chocolate and cinnamon around here.



What the hell, my sparkler has a short fuse anymore.




Washington State has some pockets of serious Republican retards and I stay the Hell away from them.



Give me a fucking break, it is in the 90's around here, somebody is going to make money selling fireworks.
A Hottie in a skimpy Bikini selling Fireworks?
Sold, get the fuck outta my way kid.Go ask yer Ma how ya got here in the first place and call Bullshit if she starts out with the Birds and the Bees,I have seen them in action and they don't have tits, tell her to explain that one.
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5 comments:

  1. Darn and I was trolling for that shot with the burka. Huba huba what a hottie.

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  2. I know those guys!

    They run a blog in Seattle called 'Sound Politics'. It caters to birthers, bed-wetters, and conservative buttplugs of all shapes and sizes.

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  3. Busted, now I KNOW you and I were seperated at birth! Ha ha! And BTW, the chick in the cowboy hat, ooohhhhhh yeahhhhhh...... Yer gonna love this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giiZ35Q3keo

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  4. Ha ha! She's "cinnamon"! Check it out, her name is Rosalyn Sanchez.... Beware, as an old Mexican feller once told me "When they're young, they're like a beautiful Hawaian, but when they get older, they're just big fat Mess'cans".... She's still smokin' hot though!

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  5. ya. When I heard that shit on the news, I was GOBSMACKED. Fukken retards whine about some women with JOBS working in 100 fukken degree weather with goddamned swimsuits on? I couldn't believe it! OH NOES, WOMENS LOOK LIKE WOMENS! The little kiddies might notice there is a difference between them and thier goddamned churchiemommies! Fuck the retard goddamned christopath motherfuckers.

    There - y'see what happens when I come by here? I get my goddamned undies in a twist over some shit. GREAT POST, you are getting GOOD at this shit!

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