I saw this over at Just An Earth Bound Misfits place and decided it looked interesting.
It takes a little imagination and some research into the weird and wacky search results I find at Sitemeter that people used to wind up here.
Here is what I found;
1. Semantic Horseshit.
2.The cannibals are restless.
3. What I am going to be when I grow up.
4. Feeling like shit.
And of course, my favorite,
5. Ornery Bastard.