Crawling Back Under A Rock

Karl Rove is resigning effective August 31st.
I am kind of at a loss here, Turdblossom has been #1 on my list for years now.
To have him abruptly resign tells me there is a truckload of shit getting ready to hit a monster sized fan.
The low life sonofabitch has got a trail of political destruction behind him miles long.
He is also very close to at least three investigations, starting with another lowlife sonofabitch, Abramoff.
His former aide, Susan Ralston may be tuning up her pipes in the firing of the USA's case. That would be sweet to see the ultimate rat fucker get rat fucked by his very own protege.
Who really knows what the reasons are, I don't give a flying fuck, as long as the motherfucker hands in his security clearance and cleans out his desk.
He thought he had cut a fat pig in the ass and had locked in a Republican majority for decades to come.Fortunately for us, the rest of the greedy bastards got a little out of hand in their thievery and thugishness and the Dems got put back in charge. So endeth the reign of Karl as the master political hatchet man.
Good fucking riddance and I still want to see him in an orange jumpsuit yet.
The ball is in your court, Mr. Leahy.