Friday, July 02, 2010

Damn It, Damn It, SON-OF-A-BITCH




I have a 7:45 tee time in the morning.

Fuck!

How bad do things suck when you're raging hard against an early morning tee time at the start of the first three day weekend you've had in fucking forever?

Germany vs Argentina in the quarterfinals of the World Cup kicks off at 7:00, my time.

I totally fucking spaced the game when I agreed to this!

This sucks bad 'cause I ain't seen one of the friends I'm playing with for way too long and he wouldn't understand if I bailed now. The World Cup only happens every four years and it's GERMANY vs ARGENTINA, for fuck sake! That match up would normally be a final.

Fuck, fuck, double fuck!

Yeah, I'll still have the recording but you KNOW that just ain't the same. Watching something that already happened is like jacking off to porn.

Damn it, damn it, SON-OF-A-BITCH!

spongebobcrackwhore

7 comments:

  1. Too bad and if you do golf swing real hard and be sure to look up.

    Don't forget to repair your ball marks and one other as well. I may be playing behind you.

    Thanks in advance.

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  2. Watching something that already happened is like jacking off to porn. Love this line...and don't a lot of guys do that anyway??

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  3. Meh, Jewelz woke my drunk ass up an hour ago, the slave cylinder is out in my fucking truck, I spent fifteen minutes just to get out of the fucking driveway.
    Then some tweeker asshole stopped me in the road, wanting old Ford parts and telling me his tales of woe. Some other asshole was trying to get in his driveway and started cussing at me so I bailed on the tweeker dude and went to the dollar store to get two fucking double A batteries to put in my mouse so I could fucking get on line so I could tell ya to get bent.
    Lovely day for golf though.

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  4. I smoked a bowl of the finest pot money can buy in your name dude.

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  5. Anonymous8:09 PM

    OB, how long u've being watching footbal?

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  6. Anonymous8:17 PM

    Jesus with rusty Shmeisser! Look at the face of that chick: http://www.yahoo.com/ Carrie Prejean (before jeans been developed). Holy fuck, as "Papa Ham" once says: "her smile reminds me a grim of a moron who died from severe spine's compression break".
    Tell me, fellow Americans - is this is really a smile or she politely says "fuck'u'all loosers". Such a sweetheart...

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  7. I had a 7:45 tee time too. I flushed afterwards.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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