I have a 7:45 tee time in the morning.
Fuck!
How bad do things suck when you're raging hard against an early morning tee time at the start of the first three day weekend you've had in fucking forever?
Germany vs Argentina in the quarterfinals of the World Cup kicks off at 7:00, my time.
I totally fucking spaced the game when I agreed to this!
This sucks bad 'cause I ain't seen one of the friends I'm playing with for way too long and he wouldn't understand if I bailed now. The World Cup only happens every four years and it's GERMANY vs ARGENTINA, for fuck sake! That match up would normally be a final.
Fuck, fuck, double fuck!
Yeah, I'll still have the recording but you KNOW that just ain't the same. Watching something that already happened is like jacking off to porn.
Damn it, damn it, SON-OF-A-BITCH!
spongebobcrackwhore
Too bad and if you do golf swing real hard and be sure to look up.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget to repair your ball marks and one other as well. I may be playing behind you.
Thanks in advance.
Watching something that already happened is like jacking off to porn. Love this line...and don't a lot of guys do that anyway??
ReplyDeleteI smoked a bowl of the finest pot money can buy in your name dude.
ReplyDeleteOB, how long u've being watching footbal?
ReplyDeleteJesus with rusty Shmeisser! Look at the face of that chick: http://www.yahoo.com/ Carrie Prejean (before jeans been developed). Holy fuck, as "Papa Ham" once says: "her smile reminds me a grim of a moron who died from severe spine's compression break".
ReplyDeleteTell me, fellow Americans - is this is really a smile or she politely says "fuck'u'all loosers". Such a sweetheart...
I had a 7:45 tee time too. I flushed afterwards.
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Snarky Penguin