Showing posts with label Incompetent. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Incompetent. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Meet A Sheeple, One Census Worker

I got tired of the fucking threatening notes left on my door and finally called this chick, I will call her Tina, because the minute she opened her fucking mouth, I said, Oh God, it's another one.
They have been pestering me and now here it comes.
I apologized for calling at dinner time and she asked if she could call me back in a half hour.
I said, no problem, you are probably making dinner, and I quote, " we don't make dinner, we buy it".

These idiots are your fucking neighbors and sometimes they get off their dead asses and vote.

I am shaking my head because this brain dead little bitch has the full authority of the Federal Government to tell your landlord to open your front door so she can evaluate how many people live there.
This stupid fucking bitch can't even make dinner.
I have to stop now, I have to go make dinner and wait for this fucking Bimbo to call me back.
It makes me wonder what they had, Fruit Loops?

Jesus Fucking Christ, how much ya want to bet I have seen this dumb ass cutting me off on the way to get groceries so she could bring home a sack full of Happy Meals?
The best part?
We are paying her now.

Double fucking bonus round, my neighbor told her everything she needed to know to fill out the form.
Note to self, kick that mother fucker in the nuts the next time I see him, twice.

Another fucking dumb ass.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Our Failed Secretary of State

Where to begin with this woman.....
First off, she was in over her head from the gitgo.
Like most of Bush's picks for REALLY important spots.
As far as I can see, she hasn't done shit diplomatically.
I had to laugh last week when she was in Russia, (her specialty) wagging her finger in their faces.
As far as the middle east is concerned, she is basically a no show.
When Israel was bombing the shit out of Palestine and killing civilians with impunity, the bitch was nowhere to be found,out shopping for shoes, no doubt.Now that we find that Blackwater was given immunity from prosecution in the investigation of killing 17 Iraqi civilians by the State Department, we also hear where Ms. Rice is now asking Bill Clinton for advice.
The irony here explodes off the scale.
Cheney has been chomping at the bit to bomb the fuck out of Iran and Condoleesa has been under his boot heel, unable and/ or unwilling to do a fucking bit of diplomacy with them.
I think it won't be too long and we will see Ms. Rice being used as a wheel chock for the bus they have been running over people with.
She is a s useless as tits on a boar., and I don't see any burst of activity in the near future.
I would have to think the bastards have a replacement in mind and I shudder to think who this bunch of cretins has in mind.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Bush Needs A Can Of StopLeak.

Remember wayyy back when Bush and all the rest of the protozoa were screaming about security leaks?
You know, the same shrill, screaming, mouth foamers that leaked Valerie Plame- Wilson's secret CIA status?
Yeah, those syphillitic jackals.
Now they have fucked us again.
The recent Bin Laden video that surfaced was, in fact, snatched before it's scheduled release by a private anti terror group who had a previously unknown source that Al and the Queada's didn't even know about.

A private intelligence company, SITE Intelligence Group, is claiming that intel officials inside the administration prematurely leaked a tape of bin Laden that the company obtained off a secret al Qaeda communications system. The leak has caused al Qaeda’s system to suddenly “go dark.”

http://thinkprogress.org/

But wait, it gets even better;

"Techniques that took years to develop are now ineffective and worthless," said Rita Katz, the firm's 44-year-old founder, who has garnered wide attention by publicizing statements and videos from extremist chat rooms and Web sites, while attracting controversy over the secrecy of SITE's methodology. Her firm provides intelligence about terrorist groups to a wide range of paying clients, including private firms and military and intelligence agencies from the United States and several other countries.

The precise source of the leak remains unknown. Government officials declined to be interviewed about the circumstances on the record, but they did not challenge Katz's version of events.
snip

around 10 a.m. on Sept. 7, it notified the Bush administration of its secret acquisition. It gave two senior officials access on the condition that the officials not reveal they had it until the al-Qaeda release.

Within 20 minutes, a range of intelligence agencies had begun downloading it from the company's Web site. By midafternoon that day, the video and a transcript of its audio track had been leaked from within the Bush administration to cable television news and broadcast worldwide.

snip


Washington Post

20 fucking minutes for the sonsabitches to start finding a way to take credit for something that had taken the private firm YEARS to finesse.
Not only did BushCo fuck the SITE intelligence outfit, they fucked themselves in their rush to start bragging.
How fucking stupid are these people anyway?
Is there a depth that goes beyond the pale or are they trying to set a world fucking record here?

When you were a kid and heard someone getting it on through the walls, did you run, screaming, into the hallway for God and everyone to hear,'Someone is having sex in that room!"?

Fuck no ya didn't!
Ya sat there quietly, listening with glee to the things that other people weren't privy to.

You did not compromise your source!
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Did it not ever occur to any of these so called Goddamn experts that just maybe they should ask, "Where did you get this"?
If the all powerful Government of the United Fucking States didn't have it yet, Where did you get this?, Just might be a really good question?
Before you tell the whole fucking world?


I swear, these people could fuck up a wet dream.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Mini Monarch wants a Champion

This is too rich.

It seems The Decider has decided that 'Warrin' Is Hard Work!'.

The WAPO is reporting that the Whitehouse is looking for a " War Czar".

Apparantly, Stupie McFuckwit has figured out that fighting two wars is a little more deciderin' than he can handle.

3 Generals Spurn the Position of War 'Czar'

Bush Seeks Overseer For Iraq, Afghanistan

Washington Post Staff Writers
Wednesday, April 11, 2007; Page A01

The White House wants to appoint a high-powered czar to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan with authority to issue directions to the Pentagon, the State Department and other agencies, but it has had trouble finding anyone able and willing to take the job, according to people close to the situation.

snip.


link;
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/10/AR2007041001776.html

How fucking pathetic.
Stay in Crawford and cut brush, you incompetent, ignorant bastard.
Coming up on 3500 deaths in Iraq because of this guy.
And it seems no one wants the job, surprised?
Isn't he like, supposed to be Commander in Chief?
Isn't that what this job would be?

YMMV, but for me, it's time to impeach this idiot when he basically admits he doesn't want to do it anymore.