A recent conversation with my wife after I caught myself checking to see what color Bic lighter I was putting in my pocket because I am always absent mindedly stealing hers;
See what you have me doing now?
Her,Yeah,you did it again last night though. I'm finally getting you trained.
Me, Oh, Bustedus Domesticus huh?
Me, Really. I still have my moments.
Her, You only get away with that shit because I let ya.
Quite the Benevolent Dictator ain't ya?
Her.You love it.
Damn, she is killing my self image as a Rebel Without A Clue here.