Friday, July 20, 2007

Be Prepared

Stupie McFuckwit is going in tomorrow to have a three foot long tube stuck up his ass, otherwise known as a Colonoscopy. Its recommended yearly for folks over 40.
The problem is, he is going to be under sedation (Finally!) for a couple of hours. That leaves Dick in charge.
Deadeye Dick Cheney, arguably one of the most vicious bastards to ever hold office.
Makes me wonder, does he have some diabolical shit planned for us unsuspecting citizens?
You bet he does.
I am wondering just how much damage that shithead can do in a couple of hours.
Bomb Iran for the hell of it?
Make some kind of special powers permanent for himself?
No telling.
Too bad his batteries don't crap out on him in the middle of this episode, it wouldn't break my heart to see Pelosi at the helm for a few minutes.
Heh, the stuff Republican nightmares are made of.

1 comment:

  1. Wouldn't surprise me at all if the incompetent but loyal republican ass doctor breaks the scope off in Stupie's ass. The loyal surgean is probably approved for surgery by diabolical Dick himself.