Someone Owes Me A New Hypocrisy Meter

I'd tell them to kiss my ass but I don't know who's cock they just spit out.
Shameless fucking whores.

And yes, they can go Fuck Themselves.

It Be Toe Tappin' Time Again

Warren Haynes is one under appreciated motherfucker is all I can say. The man touches my soul with his musical renditions like few others ever have in my entire life.
Pair him up with another master guitarist like Derek Trucks and magic happens.

I can listen to this one tune on a loop for an hour it is so good.

Have some Soulshine folks.



Wait!
If you act now, I will double down on the good stuff.

I have always liked a good Slackjaw Jezebel too ya know. This is one of my personal favorite tunes.



This one is off the charts awesome.
Beautifully Broken

Somebody Needs A Swift Kick In The Crotch

Of all the irresponsible,stupidly dangerous things a fucking news outlet could do, this has to be number one on the list.
I still can't believe it.
Some asshole back East thought it would be clever to post a FUCKING MAP of all the people who have a concealed carry permit in Westchester County, New York, just to the North of New York City.
Yes, you can click on one of the highlighted icons and see the NAME and ADDRESS of the permit holder!
They got the information through a Freedom of Information request.
Not only did they post a map of an entire county, they have plans to add even more counties as they get their hands on the information.
Let me explain something to you fucking idiots.
You just possibly put every single person on that list at risk.
What, the fuck, were you thinking?
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should, you dumb cocksuckers.
I could link to the map, I have it open in another tab but I really don't think it is a good idea to spread that information around.
I know I would be incensed if I was on that fucking thing.
You see,now that it is out there, it is like the genie in the bottle and you can't make it go away.
Some crazy motherfucker can now randomly zoom in and pick a name and an address like a fucking grocery list and God only knows what can happen then.
I won't link to it but here is a screen grab, so it isn't interactive anymore.
As usual, click it to make it bigger.
Why don't you just use the default supposition that everyone in that county has a concealed carry permit, has a .44 Desert Eagle in their underwear and just not fuck with people?
I still can't get over how fucking irresponsible  that was.

The Fucking Unions Didn't Kill Hostess, Bad Management Did, More Than Once

But you will never hear that from the MSM.
No, when Hostess went tits up finally, all the Very Serious People dutifully lined up and lied their asses off right to your fucking faces and  to a man swore that unions were the sole reason that Hostess had to close up shop.
For a typical example, George Fucking Will from the Washington Post;

Hostess, which had 18,500 employees making and distributing more than 30 brands made in 36 plants, had been in and out of bankruptcy several times since 2004. Its terminal crisis began Nov. 9, when thousands of members of the bakers union went out on strike to protest wage, health-care and pension cuts imposed by a court. The bakers objected to a 17 percent increase in their contribution for their health-care benefits.

That's it, that is all he had to say factually.
Not a fucking word about the management voting themselves huge fucking pay raises right before they filed for bankruptcy or the outrageous bonuses they were getting.
Not one fucking word about that shit, it was all on the unions.
Now we find out that Hostess had been diverting union pension payments to use for day to day operations.

Hostess Brands acknowledged for the first time in a news report Monday that the company diverted workers' pension money for other company uses.
The bankrupt baker told The Wall Street Journal that money taken out of workers' paychecks, intended for their retirement funds, was used for company operations instead. Hostess, which was under different management at the time the diversions began in August 2011, said it does not know how much money it took.
"It's not a good situation to have," Hostess CEO Gregory Rayburn told the WSJ.
"Whatever the circumstances were, whatever those decisions were, I wasn't there," Rayburn added. As the founder and owner of Kobi Partners, a restructuring advisory firm, Rayburn was appointed acting CEO in March 2012.
Hostess Brands, which filed for bankruptcy for a second time in January, started liquidating its operations in November after the bakers' union refused to take another pay cut and went on strike. The liquidation will leave about 18,000 workers without jobs.
In November, a judge approved Hostess' plan to pay $1.8 million in bonuses to 19 executives, according to CNBC. Rayburn declined to take a bonus but also avoided a company-wide pay cut that he imposed, Hostess told HuffPost.

Boy those no good fucking union fellers must be some real mean motherfuckers to make them do that too.
Uh huh.
I smell a lawsuit and what is that word I am looking for, embezzlement?

It's Toe Tappin' Time Again

This is really, really nice, almost, pretty.

Midnight In Harlem like you have never heard before.

Headphones are highly recommended.
Susan Tedeschi just nails this and Derek Trucks brings it home.



If you didn't enjoy that you are a walking bag of meat with no soul or appreciation of beauty.

Seeing Is Believing

I'm sure you have all heard about the electronic voting machines being fucked with.
See it with your own eyes.





From Crooks and Liars,

I initially selected Obama but Romney was highlighted. I assumed it was being picky so I deselected Romney and tried Obama again, this time more carefully, and still got Romney. Being a software developer, I immediately went into troubleshoot mode. I first thought the calibration was off and tried selecting Jill Stein to actually highlight Obama. Nope. Jill Stein was selected just fine. Next I deselected her and started at the top of Romney's name and started tapping very closely together to find the 'active areas'. From the top of Romney's button down to the bottom of the black checkbox beside Obama's name was all active for Romney. From the bottom of that same checkbox to the bottom of the Obama button (basically a small white sliver) is what let me choose Obama. Stein's button was fine. All other buttons worked fine.

Then it just gets weird.

I asked the voters on either side of me if they had any problems and they reported they did not. I then called over a volunteer to have a look at it. She him hawed for a bit then calmly said "It's nothing to worry about, everything will be OK." and went back to what she was doing. I then recorded this video.

Everything is going to be OK? Are you fucking kidding me?!
The guy should have called the fucking cops so they could quarantine the obviously fucked up machine instead of letting it go so some other motherfucker  could have the same thing happen.
The fucking Republicans know they can't win in a straight up contest, which is why I have heard at least thirty stories this election of dirty fucking tricks they have pulled  trying to to keep people from voting.
This shit needs to stop and some people need to go to fucking prison for a long God Damn time.

Fuck You, Ya Spammin' Cocksuckers.

God damn the rotten fuckers have been busy lately.
Every fucking day I get five or six of the motherfuckers leaving Spam comments on posts that are over two damn years old, at least!
They seem to have fixated on one in particular and I have better things to do than fuck with those assholes every fucking day.
So, I am now moderating all comments that show up here and turned the fucking word verification back on. That oughtta  shut 'em the hell up.

I mean WTF?
There really isn't anything new to comment on and if someone happens upon an old post and wants to say something that's cool but enough of those dickhead spamming sonsabitches.

Bite me, you worthless cocksuckers.

Please Update Your Blogrolls

                                               ORNERY BASTARD


As I am surfing around my Blogroll. I see quite a few people still on Blogger who haven't updated theirs to reflect that I moved to Wordpress clear back in April and I see also that I still get traffic here.
So, I thought I would throw up a quick post here and ask that if I am on your Blogroll, please update it for me to the link above.
Also, if you are on this one and don't see yours on my new one, leave a comment here or over there and I will cure that toot sweet.

As always, thanks fer stopping by.

You Are Here But I Am Not Anymore

In case you missed it, I am done here and have moved to Wordpress.
Please adjust your Bookmarks and head on over to this link for your usual dose of outraged ranting and cursing at Ornery Bastard.

I will be updating the Blogroll over there in bits and pieces over time.
For some reason I keep getting an error message when I try to import it all at once.

Keep your pants on if you are on this one and don't see it over there yet.

Thank you,
The Management.

Good bye Blogger.

Enough is enough. 99.9 percent of you probably never click on my Blogroll to an awesome fucking guy who used to call himself Physioprof. Your loss. He redirected himself and went to Comrade Physioproffes . Damn he posts some mouth watering recipe's with pictures too, in between his other thoughts, he is a big sports fan too. Let me tell you a little story. I first ran into him at a joint called FireDogLake, years ago, then I ran into him at some dude from Chicago named Driftglass. Smart, witty, the guy was all over what was going on at the time, I'm sure he still is. After a while, some other commenter's at Drifty's place started nagging him to start his own blog and I dived right the fuck in, dude, you need your own blog. Damn, did we hammer his ass. He finally gave in and bitched about it for a while. Like I said, the guy is very smart, as in quite a few people gather every weekday to hear what he has to say in a place that costs lots of money to participate. After all these years and some serious donations from him, he finally left a comment yesterday telling me to quit Blogger. Fuck me, I didn't know he still paid any attention to what I have to say, color me very surprised. OK Physioproffe, you win. As of tomorrow, this joint shuts the doors. Thanks for the memories Blogger, there are some great ones but like the fickle bitch you are, suck my fucking dick, I'm outta here. If you care to read what I have to bitch about after today, Have fucking at it. Please feel free to peruse six years of my brilliant commentary though, This place will still be here unless those idiots at Google decide to fuck things up even more. Adjust your bookmarks or not, I could give a flying rat's ass anymore.

Keeping My Options Open

Update, No, you can't see it after I post but there is a bit of code at the top of the page when you are typing the draft of a post. And where in the fuck did the page breaks go? I can space paragraphs like a motherfucker here but the minute it goes to post, everything runs together like I am a fucking idiot. Fucking dickheads. See? That little bit of piss me off above is one of the reasons I am seriously thinking about hooking up the jumper cables , spraying some starter fluid down the carb and firing up the other joint again. Take a swing by and tell me what you think. It's been mothballed for several years now because Wordpress frustrated the shit out of me but I kept my account there just in case Blogger took a dump. In my opinion, Google really fucked up this time and even though it is free, there comes a time when you have to weigh your options. In case you missed the link above, there is another Ornery Bastard site . Swing the fuck by and ignore the empty beer cans and the over flowing ash trays. Throw the fucking cat off the couch and have a seat, that might be the joint I call home right soon. This new template blows goats. Why in the world they keep trying to fix something that ain't broke, repeatedly, has me wondering if there aren't a few nerds doing busy work.

Google Done Shit The Bed Again

 For fucks sake.
How about a heads up, maybe a tutorial on how you just changed the process of posting on Blogger?

Maybe fuck no? Now, before I type one fucking letter, there is code identifying me as the Ornery Bastard that will not go away.
OK, geniuses, make that happen AFTER I POST SOMETHING!

I couldn't figure out why there was shit in the New Post box every fucking time I tried to post something so I had to try it three times.

http://ornerybastard.blogspot.com/2012/04/blog-post_2503.html.

Lick my fucking balls, Badtux got it too.

Meh, it's late, I have to take a serious piss and I will deal with this fucking shit later.

I have more serious shit to deal with, like trying to find another place to live with enough car parts to keep me busy for the next five years and my wife freaking out about rent rates and the fact the State sent a guy out for an evaluation of how our Autistic boy is being treated ,so as a parting shot he could tell us there is a re evaluation of how care givers are going to get paid by the state and the Wife can expect to have her hours cut two fucking years in a row  , yet the state of Washington, after having to go to a special session for the fuckers in the Senate, trying to find a budget found enough to find a million dollars to fund a fucking park on land they stole from a company that got the boot that happens to be on River front property is a great fucking idea.

Really.

This is just a bonus of my last post where the Republicans want to cut Food stamps so that the Military still has enough  money to keep killing anyone and everyone they can justify using remote control drone aircraft.

Now You Have Gone Too Far

I just deleted a post that had over ten documented legal injustices from around the world that are happening today because I found one that is being promoted in this country by some of our elected representatives that makes me want to bring a necklace of teeth home.

During last summer’s hard-won debt deal, President Obama and Congressional leaders agreed to a set of spending cuts designed to reduce the Federal budget deficit, including a $54.7 billion reduction in defense spending for FY2013.

Nine months later, however, leaders in the U.S. House are set to renege on this agreement by reversing the scheduled defense cuts and making up the resulting short-fall by making an additional $34 billion cut over the next ten years to the Supplementary Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP)—otherwise known as food stamps—a program that was explicitly exempted from the spending cuts outlined in the original debt deal due to their disproportionate impact on the most vulnerable.

If you can believe it, Politico has reported on this and Hell yes I will link to them for pointing out some egregious lobbying cocksuckers lying their asses off to the detriment of our fellow citizens to prop up the Industrial Military Complex.

Best of all, it highlights that oh so wonderful Paul Ryan and his Vunderbudget.

The other reason I am linking to them is to give these craven motherfuckers more rope to strangle themselves with.

Are you fucking kidding me?

They are such Ebeneezer Scrooges that they would literally lobby to take the food out of a hungry child's mouth to pay for more fucking bullets,to randomly blow other innocent babies, newlyweds and goat farmers out in the middle of nowhere to Kingdom Come to pad their resumes like a fucking Baseball players stats?

Damn straight they would.

Count Me In

Poor Mittster, he is already playing the victim card, as we all know just how quick these Republican fucks are in doing .

Now it's "The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy" in the media who is out to terminate his run for President like an unwanted pregnancy.

Just for shits and grins, I am going to quote the formidable Suzie Madrak and swipe her graphic on just who dominates the fucking air waves day in and day out, as if you weren't already quite aware.
In case you live in a vacuum, Driftglass is the Go To guy who eviscerates the "Mouse Circus" on a regular schedule.

Back to Suzie, nice opening salvo, I must say;

Ah yes, the infamous left-wing conspiracy, and that librul media! I don't blame Mittens for getting upset.Think of all those damned media socialists like Sean Hannity, Joe Scarborough, Bill O'Reilly, Pat Buchanan, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, G. Gordon Liddy, Laura Ingraham, Fred Hiatt, Matt Drudge, Charles Krauthammer, Michelle Malkin, William Kristol, Phyllis Schlafly, Brit Hume, S.E. Cupp, Howard Kurtz, David Brooks, Peggy Noonan, George Will, Kathleen Parker, Neil Cavuto, Michael Medved, Dana Loesch, Dennis Miller, Michael Savage, Michael Reagan, the recently deceased Andrew Breitbart, Erick Erickson, Mike Allen, Tom Donahue, Ann Coulter, Paul Gigot, and John Stossel - oh, I can't go on.
snip.

Every single time you turn on the TV or radio, it's just another damned communist hippie.

Damn, how could she forget that ever present douchebag KKKarl Rove or their maniacal sisters from different mothers Michelle Bachmann and my personal favorite, Sarah Palin?

It must be the PTSD.


Now get a load of who is backing this horde of misinformation specialists,

And all those extreme librul organizations that fund their subversive propaganda: the Lynde and Harry Bradley Foundation, the Koch Family foundations, the John M. Olin Foundation, the Scaife Family foundations, the American Enterprise Institute, the Heritage Foundation, Adolph Coors Foundation, the Cato Institute, the Hudson Institute, the Hoover Institution, the Heartland Institute, or the Manhattan Institute.

snip.

Now it just gets pathetic.

Romney was making an appearance on Breitbart TV and was asked by host Larry O'Connor whether he was ready to take on "the media and these nonprofits groups that are working together."

Breitbart TV?
LMFAO!

"There will be an effort by the quote vast left wing conspiracy to work together to put out their message and to attack me," Romney said in response. "They're going to do everything they can to divert from the message people care about, which is a growing economy that creates more jobs and rising incomes. That's what people care about."

snip.

Romney said dealing with journalists, many of whom he said were biased, was a perpetual problem for Republicans.

"Many in the media are inclined to do the president's bidding and I know that's an uphill battle we fight with the media generally," Romney said, before praising O'Connor for offering a conservative voice.

Cry me a fucking river you whiny bitch.

Jesus Christ, the Republicans have their own dedicated propaganda wing in Fox News alone.
If you think us "libruls" have anything approximating a vast Left wing conspiracy in the media, I would very much like for you to take a moment, after re reading the list of right wingers who are on television and dominate the radio airwaves every week up above, to take a long hard look at what we are up against.

Click to embiggen as my pal Gord says;

They pour millions and millions of dollars,EVERY WEEK, into trying to brainwash us.

The Left wing has nothing to counter this effectively.
Yet, we do manage to get our shots in and when we do, they tend to leave a mark.

So, like I said, count me in.
If my little spit wad shooter of a Blog happens to put one down the gullet of one of these fuckers and chokes them up for a minute, I will consider it a minor miracle but hey, every little conspirator counts in this game.

Major props to Suzie, she is one of our better players.

One For The Guys

Thanks Dad. He said maybe I had thought of this as a way to beat Flat rate.

I have actually thought of this at times.

I know I have dumped stuff out of my pickup backing up at full throttle and slamming on the brakes

All a guy could say is, "It ran when I pulled it!"

Fuck, Yes.Someone Gets It.

The Rude Pundit nails this bullshit kerfluffle with a white hot sledgehammer.
Get your panties in a twist over something that really matters and get off women's reproductive issues, women's tendency for voting and women's earnings compared to men.

Hell yes these are all important but they are distractions at this point. If Mitt Romney gets elected, then it will damn sure be something to worry about because those fuckers want all of us to go back to the eleventh century. When it comes to being a working mother and having to sacrifice your entire life to raise your children, I would recommend watching Helen Hunt in the flick As Good As It Gets.

I love that flick and I love her, Hubba Hubba.

When it comes to this bullshit about Ann Romney and the dust up about some obscure Democrat woman named Rosen dissing her on Twitter, The Rude one takes the words right out of my mouth,

Are we really doing this again? Are we really having some worthless fucking debate over how hard it is to be a stay-at-home parent? President Obama said, "There's no tougher job than being a mom." Really? Ask a coal miner. Ask a sweatshop worker. It's fucking stupid. Are we just back to Hillary Clinton and the motherfucking cookies? Oh, wait, Michelle Malkin's quoting that 1992 remark, so the Rude Pundit supposes that we are.

I absolutely hate the political correctness every fucking election cycle.

Speak your mind,something something called The First amendment, and if the wannabe electors handlers think it might hurt so and so's chances of election, you are now a pariah and are thrown to the vultures.

It's a good fucking thing I won't run for office.

When it comes to Ann Romney and her priviliged life, lucky her.
I can remember sharing a hot dog bun with my little brother with ketchup and mustard on it after my parents split and calling it pizza because that's all we had to eat.
So yeah, fuck you and your under privileged spoiled brats.