tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post5356041980504928096..comments2023-10-29T05:43:20.076-07:00Comments on Ornery Bastard: Standoff At The OK ShitholePhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15695733883033137146noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-61174339931165872652009-02-06T18:02:00.000-08:002009-02-06T18:02:00.000-08:00Cats are hell on the plants, their "fertilizer" is...Cats are hell on the plants, their "fertilizer" is too acidic, burns the roots. At least, that's what people are always bitching to me.<BR/><BR/>Cats never cease to find new and annoying ways to fuck with our heads, that's their primary occupation. Her Majesty Biddy fucking SANG to me the other night, as I was cleaning shrimp, DEMANDING one; I wasn't planning on sharing, 'cause those seven shrimp were fucking EXPENSIVE, and the last time I gave the ungrateful shits shrimp, they barfed in my shoes. But since she has pretty much gone on silence strike since moving here to L'Hotel du Fucktards, I let her con me into it. Cut one good-sized shrimp into two pieces for her and her brother, and gave them to them.<BR/><BR/>Sniff.<BR/><BR/>Lick.<BR/><BR/>Roll it over.<BR/><BR/>Sniff.<BR/><BR/>Look up at me,<BR/><BR/><I><B>"Okay, so where's the stuff we WANTED? I know that THIS ain't it, huh?"</B></I><BR/><BR/>Little fuckers.<BR/><BR/>Be a cold day in hell before I waste good shrimp on their asses again. But I took 'em to get bathed today <I>(and as usual, the crackheads @ my vet's office fucked it up & I had to rassle them both to comb-out the dreadlocks and knots out of their STILL SOAKING-WET HAIR)</I>, so I got my revenge. I'd do it myself and save the money, for damned sure, if I could bend over the bathtub and rassle two gigantic fat cats.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-26730692420677892102009-02-05T09:16:00.001-08:002009-02-05T09:16:00.001-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.HermitJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13631580830147175636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-17707901697678246332009-02-05T09:16:00.000-08:002009-02-05T09:16:00.000-08:00My two roomies are both male Siamese...and just re...My two roomies are both male Siamese...and just recently they have discovered it's more fun to use the Nephew's garden plot to take care of business than the litter box...I have spent countless minutes trying to convince him that I did NOT train them to do that! (but it is kinda funny!)HermitJimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13631580830147175636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-36173004262196094882009-02-05T08:58:00.000-08:002009-02-05T08:58:00.000-08:00We had 3 at one time but none are left now. The l...We had 3 at one time but none are left now. The last one used to wait until she could come inside before she'd take a dump. Couldn't figure out why she wouldn't take care of this outside instead of fillin up the cat box for me to change.willishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01169838727403996026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-60533591424594537442009-02-05T07:54:00.000-08:002009-02-05T07:54:00.000-08:00cats are evilcats are evilAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com