tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post5312144445010537866..comments2023-10-29T05:43:20.076-07:00Comments on Ornery Bastard: Terminally Ignorant Fucks Handed Asses, Vow To Stay As ignorant As Current Events AllowPhilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15695733883033137146noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-45864860359545249382009-03-31T08:06:00.000-07:002009-03-31T08:06:00.000-07:00making tax paying citizens pay for fucked up text ...<I> making tax paying citizens pay for fucked up text books and subjecting every damn kid in the school district they happen to be a majority in have to sit through this fucking idiocy and are supposed to take it as fact.</I><BR/><BR/>OH NO! They get to choose the science textbooks for EVERY STUDENT IN THE US because they are the biggest school districts and buy the most books at a time. If it was just that they were ignoramous-ing their own kids it would be a damn shame, but they are stupid-izing ALL the kids in the United States. It's really a calamity.SB Gypsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14104522586390324382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-8557566671799649892009-03-29T09:42:00.000-07:002009-03-29T09:42:00.000-07:00you mean man didnt walk with the dinosaurs -- and ...you mean man didnt walk with the dinosaurs -- and i thought sarah palin was so smart!Distributorcaphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10149154929149577121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-11893728574690721792009-03-28T02:14:00.000-07:002009-03-28T02:14:00.000-07:00Some dipshit teacher:http://www.dispatch.com/live/...Some dipshit teacher:<BR/>http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/03/27/fresh27.ART_ART_03-27-09_B8_6JDCAUV.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=101Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07681463334688934604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-72669638962220023132009-03-27T20:43:00.000-07:002009-03-27T20:43:00.000-07:00Nicely worded post.I believe Science Monthly just ...Nicely worded post.<BR/><BR/>I believe Science Monthly just published a report stating "Ignorant Fucks" are actually part of a different gene pool. A group of homo erections that only emerged from the frog pond about 1000 years ago when the World was still flat.<BR/><BR/>The VirginianKDmathewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05591062718329050627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-55378665113543854882009-03-27T19:17:00.000-07:002009-03-27T19:17:00.000-07:00I should add that the trees are out in the middle ...I should add that the trees are out in the middle of nowhere and the road is only seasonally open. There is a Visitor Center and I'm sure they don't permit chainsaws. Hit the link in the comment above and scroll down a little.<BR/><BR/>If you go in from the California side and miss the turnoff, you can get directions forty or fifty miles on at the next civilization you come to,<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottontail_Ranch" REL="nofollow">Cottontail Ranch</A>, which if you come in from the Nevada side you won't get past anyway. Heh.Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05772126106416366135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-3779582677412623312009-03-27T18:46:00.000-07:002009-03-27T18:46:00.000-07:00It is no secret at all where the Bristlecone Pines...It is no secret at all where the Bristlecone Pines in California are located. They are in the <A HREF="http://www.fs.fed.us/r5/inyo/about/" REL="nofollow">Inyo National Forest</A>, just off SR168 between Big Pine and Fish Lake Valley in the White Mountains. You can drive to within a mile or so of them and then you have to walk.Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05772126106416366135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-38797229968911184992009-03-27T15:39:00.000-07:002009-03-27T15:39:00.000-07:00Dang Busted, that very same thing came up in Texas...Dang Busted, that very same thing came up in Texas this week.... I sez put both views out there and let the little crumb crunchers figger it out for themselves. School was meant to make ya think, not shove doctrine down yer throat.... <BR/><BR/>Hard core Christians should get off the literal interpretations and remember that old phrase "the Lord works in mysterious ways".... Creation and evolution are not mutually exclusive. Especially seeing as how the evidence of evolution has been unearthed for the last couple hundred years.....Mayberryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07664966137470121099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-90439216875813018272009-03-27T14:01:00.000-07:002009-03-27T14:01:00.000-07:00It begs to mention that those bristlecone pines th...It begs to mention that those bristlecone pines that are thousands of years old are hidden. Their precise location is kept secret by the Dept. of Interior to keep people from finding them and cutting them down. The oldest one on record is gone. It was cut down to count the rings. The scientist who did it regrets the act and keeps a slice of the tree as a reminder of what it costs. <BR/><BR/>The Creationists have been trying to get at these trees for years to the point of endangerment. <BR/>They would think nothing about eradicating a species that proves their 'logic' was a load of shit.David Aquariushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06357819163784758615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-55331477477790957452009-03-27T13:15:00.000-07:002009-03-27T13:15:00.000-07:00I have heard Mother In Law jokes older than that.L...<I>I have heard Mother In Law jokes older than that.</I><BR/><BR/>Look! Here's one now:<BR/><BR/>Q - What's the definition of 'mixed emotions'?<BR/><BR/>A - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac!<BR/><BR/>(rimshot)Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05772126106416366135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-57717731045407977742009-03-27T10:49:00.000-07:002009-03-27T10:49:00.000-07:00So that's what happened to the dinosaurs!All this ...So that's what happened to the dinosaurs!<BR/><BR/>All this time I thought it was an asteroid or a whole shit-load of volcanoes erupting at the same time, or it just got really really cold....like the Ice Age.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for enlightening me, Gordon.Grandpa Eddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18125393059316349669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-20769622065776065322009-03-27T10:28:00.000-07:002009-03-27T10:28:00.000-07:00And by thw way, the godtards are ready for your 's...And by thw way, the godtards are ready for your 'science'. They <I>know</I> that god is very clever and put those rings in there to confuse non-believers/infidels just like when he had Jesus bury the dinosaurs.Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05772126106416366135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24855322.post-77931995181765367382009-03-27T09:42:00.000-07:002009-03-27T09:42:00.000-07:00The Bristlecone Pine was an excellent choice to il...The Bristlecone Pine was an excellent choice to illustrate your point. I can particularly relate to them because they're just like me - ugly, gnarled old bastards that live high in the western mountains and require more work to actually go see than the christards are capable of, thank you Jesus.Gordonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05772126106416366135noreply@blogger.com