Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Bye Bye Frothy

Romney has been declared the winner of not only Michigan but Arizona as well.
He did especially well in Michigan with voters that were;

Old and White at 42%,
Over 65,wait, I repeat myself.

Post Graduate,46%,

AAAAAnd, had an income of over 200 grand a year.

What a fucking surprise.

44% of those adoring fans were in the category of not having any family member in a Union with a total among all candidates coming to a whopping 77%.
Another surprise,

not.

Fuck this, Go see the results for yourselves, it is entirely within the norm for typical Republican voters.
My little chubby comes down to Frothy getting another chance to show the world his hairy ass.

It is getting mathematically impossible for him to get the nomination, Gingrich is a scarecrow in an empty corn field and Dr. Paul is even starting to eat Newts Liver in places.

All in all,it is what I have been anticipating since last year.

Giggle.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

That Didn't Take Long

The same day I shut off that horrible word verification they were back.

I will have to admit that word verification seems to be quite the deterrent to those fuckers but Google HAS to come up with something a lot more user friendly.
The thing that kills me about those asshole spammers is that they tend to target older posts like I ain't going to notice and the chances of anyone else seeing them approaches zero.

Nobody goes through my archives except me and more often than not, I can't even find what I am looking for.
In the mean time, into purgatory they go, every one that I find.

Just once, I would like to meet some jerk who proudly claims he is a spammer face to face.

I'm sure my knuckles would heal eventually.

Miserable sonsabitches need a case of the hives in their crotch and their fucking teeth knocked out so they have to suck soup through a straw for a month.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Look Familiar?

If you are over forty, you will understand what this means...


It is known as "Jumping The Shark".
As in doing something so desperate in public for attention that you have just ended your career doing it.

Welcome to that club and goodbye Mr. Santorum.
"I don't believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute," he told 'This Week' host George Stephanopoulos. "The idea that the church can have no influence or no involvement in the operation of the state is absolutely antithetical to the objectives and vision of our country...to say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up."

I have no problem with people who have faith, just keep it out of our political process.
That is one of my pet peeves with these outspoken motherfuckers who hide behind their religious beliefs but what REALLY pisses me off is when they want to cram their religious fervor and misinterpretation of what the original intent was to the point of absolute disinclusion of anyone who doesn't have that crazy eyed fervor that they so demand to be included.

Here we go again with these fucking cretins and their ABSOLUTE lack of comprehension when it comes to ANY fucking amendment to The Constitution of these United States of America.

To wit;
The First Amendment (Amendment I) to the United States Constitution is part of the Bill of Rights. The amendment prohibits the making of any law respecting an establishment of religion, impeding the free exercise of religion, abridging the freedom of speech, infringing on the freedom of the press, interfering with the right to peaceably assemble or prohibiting the petitioning for a governmental redress of grievances.

Originally, the First Amendment applied only to laws enacted by the Congress. However, starting with Gitlow v. New York, the Supreme Court has applied the First Amendment to each state. This was done through the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. The Court has also recognized a series of exceptions to provisions protecting the freedom of speech.
Courtesy Wikipedia.

The VERY FIRST amendment sets this issue straight immediately and yet Frothy Mixture says that the guys who spent years framing this document after countless meetings and debates doesn't matter because this is like, 1312 dude, in his feeble little mind.

Go puke your guts out you stupid fucking idiot, keep making yourself sick and get busy getting ready to be castigated and shunned.

Something I am positive Mitt Romney understands.

It's a socio/religious method of getting rid of people they deem to be undesirable in their community.

I do believe you are going to find that the larger community known as America , the land of the free, is getting ready to show you the entrance to a dock with a set of water ski's and a Great White waiting to get jumped.

Personally, I hope you miss, you ain't the Fonz, ahhhhhhy?

Fuck you dude, yer a certifiable moron.

I Won This Battle

The war is far from over but I finally kicked that Chevy in the nuts and Fordified it.

I got on the internets and found a few cheats from other guys who had gotten tired of fucking around and figured out how to re wire a Chevy starter and the Alternator too.

A few copy paste, send it to the wife so she could print out the schematics, five trips to the parts house because I couldn't get a grip on all the little fucking electrical connectors I needed and game on.

The inside of the engine compartment looks like a nightmare but it works and I can go back and redo a bit here and there at my leisure to make it pretty again.

At least I know what goes where now.

WTF, it starts, runs and drives again and if I ever, ever, find the crack head that butchered that wiring harness, I am going to beat him senseless with his liver and string him up and choke him to death with his intestines.

The fucking shit I ran into would make a mechanic drink until he was blind.

Two, 10 gauge heavy duty wires coming from the alternator back to the starter, wrapped together and connected to a 14 gauge wire, with electrical tape.

Think of two ropes connected to a shoe string trying to pick up a rock the size of your car.

That kind of shit everywhere.
EVERYWHERE!

Everywhere I started hunting down wires, I ran into bizarre shit like that and would have to go get more wire and the correct connectors.

I got it to start and run but I am going to spending a long time going through a bunch of wiring harness'es and a ton of new wires, new connectors, harness covers, tie straps and beer until I get this fucker straightened out and looking pretty again.

It is a testament to my mechanical ability I got the fucker running at all.

Run it does though.

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!


Kiss my fucking ass.

I do have to admit, right now under the hood it looks like a spider on acid had a field day....

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Fuck You Big Daddy Google

Recently, Google decided what was best for us and enabled some weird fucking word verification that no one can fucking read without even as much as a would  ya'?

I know it pissed me off and I went and checked their questions about it page and it is obvious  most every one there is of the same opinion.

Idiots.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, yet again.
Head, desk, repeat.

Apparently it is their solution to curbing spammers.

What I do know from personal experience, is that it frustrates the living shit out of someone like me who has marginal eyesight.

I CAN"T READ THE FUCKING LETTERS YOU MORONS!!!

Jesus H Fucking Christ.

I know for a fact that I am not the only one.

The end result being that after someone takes the time and effort to leave a comment, even if it is only to tell me to go fuck myself, and gets frustrated with the comment publishing process, they will just say fuck it and NOT SAY ANYTHING!

SOOOOOO, I have two choices here at my own little rant hole, I can either allow spammers free reign and have to go in and manually delete their verbal diarrhea,or, turn off the fucking word verification, which I just did, you are welcome.

For the love of all that is Holy, please, tell me that shit is gone in the now wide open comment section.

Oh, and GOOGLE?

Get your heads out of your collective asses and fix that shit yesterday.

Back to the drawing board boys and girls.

Tell Me It Ain't True,

Linda Lou.

A little something off the wall fer ya.

I can be a fucking Red neck once in a while.

The wife turned her nose up and the volume on her 'puter.

Damn the torpedo's



I am fixing to get her attention in another way and damn the torpedo's, full speed ahead.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Finally, Some Lying, Cheating, Worker Exploiting MotherFuckers Are Getting Their Just Desserts.

I am SO glad to see this finally.

Those rotten sonsabitches who are PERSONALLY responsible for the Upper Big Branch mine blast that killed twenty nine hard working guys who were just trying to make a living and feed and clothe their families are finally getting what they deserve, besides being thrown down that fucking mine shaft, one at a time.

(AP)  CHARLESTON, W.Va. — West Virginia mine safety officials were to release the final report on a 2010 explosion that killed 29 miners Thursday just as federal prosecutors turn up the heat on managers they say contributed to the tragedy.

Snip.
There is much more, I am probably going to get threatened for stealing content from the AP but I want this spread far and wide.

Look out you fucking Banksters. This is what you have hanging over your heads.
Someone doesn't forget the fucking you handed out and are going to fuck you right back.

In the mean time, this is good news.

Previous reports — issued by the Mine Safety and Health Administration, the United Mine Workers of America and an independent panel appointed by the former governor— all concluded that Virginia-based Massey Energy let explosive methane and coal dust build up in the mine, and that worn and broken cutting equipment ignited it
 My emphasis/
Snip,

The release comes a day after federal prosecutors charged the mine's former superintendent with fraud and signaled they are going after other former Massey employees.

Gary May, 43, was charged with conspiracy to defraud the government, accused among other things of disabling a methane gas monitor, falsifying safety records and using code words to tip off miners underground about surprise inspections. May is the highest-ranking company official charged in the 2010 disaster, and he is apparently cooperating with prosecutors, who said the investigation is far from over.
 My Bold.
Snip,

U.S. Attorney Booth Goodwin said his investigation is "absolutely not" finished, but he would not comment further. Prosecutors routinely cut deals with lower-ranking figures to help them build cases against higher-ranking ones.

Duh, my bold.
Snip,


Clay Mullins, who worked at Upper Big Branch and lost his brother Rex in the blast, said more people deserve to be prosecuted, including former Massey CEO Don Blankenship.

This is who needs to have his nuts slammed in a sliding jail door..
Read the whole article so you can remember this rotten fucking tiny penised   labor raping, lying  asshole who thought he was above the law, broke way too many and thought huge fines were just part of doing business, that killed TWENTY NINE WORKING MEN because of his unrepentant greed and  who suddenly retired and bailed clear out of the country to live a life of luxury soon after the facts started coming to light.

I'm sorry, it was painfully obvious at the time someone high up let that less than a man escape when it was painfully obvious as to what had been going on and just who was obviously to blame.

THAT is who needs to be dragged across broken glass by his balls in his Bermuda shorts and held without bail while they finish this investigation.

He is guilty of Premeditated murder .

29 counts.

After all this has been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, I want this to go into the government and I want prosecution of those individuals in the oversight of the Mining industry to be dragged by their testicles through the same bloody glass shards for letting him get away with so many egregious violations, so many times.

Business as usual is a deadly crime and should have been stopped in it's tracks forty years ago.

Let us not forget who was in office and add that name to the docket.









Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Spread 'Em Suzie, You Slut

The fact that this fucking bill got as far as it did doesn' t really surprise me. The fact that it was introduced by some fucking douchebag Republican doesn't either.

I have come to expect this kind of ass hattery from these fucking clowns.
They have been after reproductive issues for fifty fucking years.

Making a law that a woman has to have an invasive, as in vaginal, Ultra sound before having an abortion, sounds exactly like what some of these fucking ass clowns would want.

Well, howdy, let's go one step farther and make a law that has each and every one of these regressive asshats have to have a Sigmoid Colonoscopy with the video camera that captures each and every centimeter of the journey up their colon become mandatory video viewing on Youtube.

What the hell, they are assholes everyday anyway, lets get a bit beyond their face value and delve a little deeper into their personal sex lives.

That is what they want do to us.

We just might find a few of their secret donors DNA in there.

I do believe this country has SEVERAL more important issues to deal with and fair is fair, if you wnat to see what is inside my wife's womb and make it a law that everyone can see that, I want  to see what you had for lunch yesterday and post it on line.

Best yet, make it mandatory that you have to schedule this procedure the same fucking day as my wife's so I can have a few laughs with the nurses and make sure you don't have the opportunity to try and pass some other stupid fucking idea like this one.



Monday, February 20, 2012

Swingin'

Moving to Swingshift on Monday
I really don't have a problem with that. I get to sleep in.

I keep hearing things from the boss who I can't fucking understand, he is British with a thick accent, about going to rotating shifts.

Uhh, no.

It fucks up your Circadian Rhythm to the point you don't know if you are awake or asleep, punched or bored.060 over.

There ought to be a law against that shit.

Preach to me about Safety after I just woke up after being on three different shifts in three weeks.
You will be lucky I showed up without taking out your front fender trying to park the fucking rig after I am already dealing with Seasonal Affective Disorder.
I will get to sleep in and have some quality time with the wife because the kid will be at school.


Saturday, February 18, 2012

Who Would Have Known I Have a Twin Half Way Around The World?

This guy just kills me.

I swear we are brothers from a different mother.

He doesn't cuss like I do but I can tell it is just lurking under the surface.
Please welcome Mr. Ornery from New Zealand, Planet Earth.
Oh, ya gotta click on that stuff,

I would love to guzzle  a (case of ) beer with him.

Cheers Mate.

What We Need Is Another Good GodDamned War

Fuck me if it ain't coming too.
Motherfuckers.
Us, Israel and Iran are strutting around like Peacocks in heat.
If, you haven't been paying attention, Israel and Iran have been knocking off each others citizens, "unofficially" for a few months now.
A nuclear scientist here and there and a couple of  Israeli diplomats over there, coupled with the U.S. strong arming the UN  and the International banking industry to freeze the ability for Iran to transfer money from it's oil sales spells big money for the American  War Industrial Complex yet again.

Fuck Iraq, Fuck Afghanistan, We lost those war fronts long ago to the tune of thousands of  lives and billions of dollars, now we are staring into the face of the most disastrous  socio-political-economic mistake of the entire history of this nation.

Good idea to go stick your nose around yet another Middle Eastern Country, thousands of miles away.

We have been fucking around with Iran since before I was born 52 years ago.

Remember the Shaw?

The CIA was tripping over their dicks back when I was in High School.

Now, Iran has threatened to close the Hormuz straights, where over sixty percent of the international supply of the worlds oil passes through.
We responded with a task force of Air Craft carriers, with their requisite support ships and now Iran just upped the ante.

Granted, it's just a Frigate class, and we probably have enough fire power to send the damn thing to Davy Jones's locker three days ago but who the fuck profits from this?

It certainly ain't you, it ain't me and there will certainly be " Collateral Damage" if it comes to  the moment of point blank confrontation.

It's bad enough that we have a carrier group there now, when Iran sends little speed boats around to harass them  with the potential to sink a battle ship, this is political brinkmanship with potentially deadly  results.

I do mean deadly.
As my Dad always  told me, ya fuck with the bull and ya get the horn.
 
If Israel decides to go a head and  attack Iran through a bombing campaign like they have been threatening to do, there is going to be shit splattered from the Middle East to the Mid West.

Somebody needs to wise the fuck up.









Pretty

My pal Fixer had a burst of inspiration and overhauled the format over at Fixer and Gordon's.

Very nice.

Going to the Parts house and then...

I'm coming home, to work on my truck, which I see needs a new timing chain.
I'm gonna cheat as long as I can and keep turning the distributor as far left as I can and hope the weather warms up real soon. I ain't as young as I used to be and Uncle Arther[itis }just kicks my ass anymore.
 Replacing the timing chain on a truck you have to have a step ladder to see the engine in ain't gonna be no fucking fun and will probably take two days to do because of my lack of enthusiasm.

Still gotta fix that fucking Chevy too.

Like I said, total lack of enthusiasm.
I'm just plain getting old and tired, just like my rides.

I can has nap now?








Friday, February 17, 2012

Who Is The Fucking Moron Who Changed The Word Verification at Google??

Find that sonofabitch and slap the taste out of their mouth.

A Republicans Wet Dream.

Ron Paul Is a Big Hit In The Couv'

Presidential longshot Ron Paul stopped here yesterday to a packed house with hundreds being turned away because of a standing room only venue.

I know there are a lot of Republicans around here but was really surprised at two things.
One, that there are that many Ron Paul supporters in this area and two, why he picked Vancouver when Portland is right across the river and is ten times as big as Vancouver..

It's a mystery to me.

I'll be the first to admit I have some libertarian leanings and out of all the crazy motherfuckers running with an R behind their name, he is the only one I would ever consider holding my nose for, even he is too far out there for my tastes on too many subjects though..

Still, it was interesting to see such a turn out for him in this neck of the woods.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Paula Dean Went To Norway on Vacation?


Remember the " Leave Britney Alone" video??



Watch out you fat fucking Americans, he/she has a sister/ brother and it is pissed clear the fuck off to the point I can't understand exactly what the fuck he/she is talking about at times.

Either way, go hide yer butter or this crazy fucker is coming to see ya because it can't have it's Christmas cake and is seriously going to scratch your eyes out  if you have some.




Monday, February 13, 2012

For My Baby

She loves me, even though I irritate the shit out of her constantly.
She records concerts for me while I am at work and pulled off a doozy tonight, A live David Gilmore concert at prince Albert Concert Hall from '97.

It was fucking awesome..
Right at the end, she told me that she wished they had played One Slip.

OK, I love this woman, seriously.
.Pulled that one out off the top of her head and right off my favorites list.


The fourth time of the night the hairs on my fore arms stood on end.

This one's for you Baby.

Alas, it was not meant to be but you are in luck.

What a great song. I love this tune beyond reason.




He did play The Division Bell, Also known as High Hopes, both tunes are off Pink Floyd's last album of the same name.




Enjoy this too and remember, if it says Pink Floyd on the label, label, label,get the headphones or you are totally missing out.
Thanks fer stopping by.


Saturday, February 11, 2012

Heckofajob Job, Ray Ray.

The only thing that surprises me are twofold, why it took so fucking long and why this hasn't been spread all the way back to the Whitehouse at the time, and you DAMN well know who I am talking about.

NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) ( Via Yahoo) - Former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin, the colorful and controversial spokesman for the city after the devastating Hurricane Katrina in 2005, is under investigation by federal authorities, a source with direct knowledge of the probe said.
The source told Reuters on Friday that several people linked to Nagin or the New Orleans city administration during his two terms as mayor ending in 2010 were cooperating with the U.S. Justice Department and the FBI.
The investigation includes whether Nagin received favors or items of value from vendors to the city in return for contracts they received while Nagin was in office, the source said.

snip

Nagin, who was in Minnesota for a speaking engagement on Friday, spoke to a WWL-TV reporter at the New Orleans airport on his return. Asked about allegations he benefited personally while in office, he said:
"They're three years old, and they keep coming up. I only want an opportunity to finally deal with them. Hopefully we can have an honest, open approach where truth and justice can prevail, but I'm starting to worry about that now," Nagin said.
A Justice Department spokeswoman in Washington had no comment. The U.S. attorney in New Orleans, Jim Letten, did not return a call requesting comment. A spokeswoman for FBI Special Agent in Charge David Welker declined to comment on whether an investigation is underway.
Yeah, worry about it now you incompetent fucking idiot.

The fact he got re elected only confirmed my suspicions that there should also be investigations of vote fraud, seeings how 1800 people either died out right or went missing and that fucking bastard Trent Lott was still large and around.

I bet money his widdle porch got fixed before they found the rest of the bodies of that once fine city who were completely abandoned by the Federal Government , IE, FEMA and Heckofajob Brownie.

Get his crooked ass, after all these years and let that be the first in a long line of prosecuting malfeasance, just like they have recently successfully prosecuted the local cops who basically committed murder against those they swore to protect.

Some things you just don't forget and this is one of them.
Remember The Alamo, but never forget Katrina.
That was us against our own.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Heh heh heh

Please welcome my newest find on the internets.

Fuck Conservatives.

Please stop by and leave a few words, good or bad.

I personally fucking love it.

Good on ya and welcome home.

I Like This

Thursday, February 09, 2012

Apparently Being A Red Neck Is Not Exclusive To The Southern States Of America

Hey, the heater in my Ford is like lighting a match in a blizzard.

I have to wear gloves because of that cold assed plastic steering wheel and wear a Hoody for the fifteen minute commute.


Crazy enough, the dude got government permission to do this, like that would EVER happen in this fucking country.

 

Kinda Cross Posted at Fixer and Gordon.

Gag, Choke, Retch



Like the Electoral map doesn't smell like shit already.

Nothing like a frothy mix of fecal matter and Anal lube to make that more attractive.

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

GRRRRR

Here is to the three fucking guys on this planet who need a swift kick in the fucking balls.
Number one, the brilliant mother fucker who invented theft proof lug nuts.

Two, the dickhead motherfucker who put them on with an impact gun and least and fucking last, the ignorant dumbass who loses the key, that the dickhead with the impact gun put them on with..
I have dealt with this before but of course, I had to find the aftermath of the dumbass who decide they should never come off again and the stupid fucking dickhead who lost the key, that fits the locking lugnut and the idiots impact gun who tighten a steel lug nut to two million foot pounds into an aluminum wheel.


I just spent two hours trying to get said anti theft lugnut off of a VERY expensive Aluminum wheel with all of my considerable mechanical skill and ended up fucking up the wheel, completely melting the hard to find center cap and using a cutting torch to melt the fucking wheel stud down far enough to yank the wheel off while it was still semi liquid at over fifteen hundred degrees.

This is all so I could get under my car to fix some melted wires going to the starter, that some other ignorant fuck didn't protect from the red hot heat of the exhaust manifold when they swapped engines.

I used  a lug nut wrench, a lugnut socket, a ten pound sledge hammer trying to drive the socket on hard enough to break it loose, the torch to get it red hot so I could get a bite into it with an air chisel, for forty five minutes and finally got pissed off and said, you will come off mother fucker.

That's when I went full mental and just cut the fucking thing off with the torch. Problem being, Aluminum wheel melts much easier than steel wheel stud and the smoke from the torch turned half of it soot black.

One down, just to fix the starter.

If and when I get the cocksucker fixed enough to run and drive, there are tire stores that have master keys for these fucking things and I will stop by on my way to get the fucking transmission leak fixed, so I can find out where the fucking oil leak is coming from.

THEN, I will deal with this half black wheel.

And before my buddy who I traded for this thing for has another hissy fit about how he should never done it, dude, I knew this thing was going to be a pain in the ass and I asked for every bit of it.
That does not preclude my privilige of griping like a butt sore monkey about all the fun I am having.

Fucking Chevy.

I need a bigger air compressor.

Shit will start flying then.

They still make lots of Chevy parts, for an apparently good reason.

I am going to thrash on this thing like a left handed, red headed step child, who stutters,with a hairlip.

Then I am going to get the BIG hammer.

I am going to win, you sonofabitch.

Just wait.


By the way, I never even bothered to look at the fucking wires.

After all that fun it was dinner time and yes maam, I was all done for the evening after working all day.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Blog Roll Amnesty Day




My, how time flies!
It's that time of year again already.
Snuck up on me, it did.

Tomorrow is the anniversary of a brilliant , selfless and enduring decision by two fellows that made a huge impact on the internet and us fellow Bloggers who had little to no traffic or readers.

I will never, forget, when Skippy The Bush Kangaroo linked to this little rant hole and put me on his blog roll, ever.

The same thrill I got when Al Weisel, AKA Jon Swift did.

Al was a prince among men.

If you check, you will notice he is still on my Blog roll to this day even though he passed away a few years ago.

It is kind of hard for me to believe that I have running my mouth here for six years next month.

Six years.

That is an eternity in Cyberspace these days and I would like to thank each and everyone, including those pesky folks who take the time to give me shit,for taking a few precious moments out of their very limited life span to stop by.

Thank you all very much.

Now it is once again, time to pay that favor forward.

This is the deal, it is easy too, Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to link to five Blogs who you like but feel need more exposure because they have less traffic than you do.



It isn't hard, even if you feel that you have very little traffic.
Believe me, I can remember the day I got my very first comment.

In no particular order and wether or not they actually have more readers or not, here are my picks for this year and best of luck to you.

For those who know me, this might come as a surprise but my first nominee is a certified antithesis to what I normally preach but I love this fucking guy because he stands up and screams that he is tired of being fucked with.
I admire that.

Please welcome one crazy fucking bastard that I would stand behind in a second, even though we don't always see eye to eye politically,
Craig, at Keep It Simple Survival.

This is Joe Six Pack at his finest.

Another lady I really admire is one tough tiny explosive kind of lady.
She has had some really tough times lately but is the absolute epitome of what it takes to get by when you have difficult times.

My hat is off to this sweetheart.


The View from Treesongs

This next guy, I have no idea what kind of traffic he has but he is one VERY perceptive and articulate Blogger.

I need to thank my pals Fixer and Gordon at Alternate Brain for turning me onto Montag, this guy has it going on over at The Burned Over District.


Two more and I know exactly who comes to mind, I absolutely adore these next two ladies and just for a double triple bonus, I am going to hook you up with one of my very closest fiends.

First up is Politicky Bitch.
The name alone was enough to suck me in but after reading what she has to say, I have been a fan for several years now. Swing by and tell her Busted sent ya.

Next up and not least and not last is one of my personal favorites, it's a good thing we are both married and several thousand miles apart or I would make a pass at this lady.

Smooch honey, I loves ya.

When she tells ya  to do something , don't ask because it's That's Why.

And, finally, the lady I love, who became my very personal best friend because of the Internet and the reason behind this whole excersize, when you hit the lottery in Blogland, sometimes you actually get to meet someone wonderful in real life, my very good friend, Suzanne the proudest new Grandma you would ever want to meet in your entire life and someone who's friendship meens the world to me.

Hugz to you too sweetie.

Suzannes Two Ton Blog.

I thank you for stopping by, PLEASE, drop by these sites and take a look see, tell 'em I sent ya and get off your dead asses and participate in Blog Roll Amnesty Day.

You have absolutely no idea how much you can change someones life and outlook by such a simple act of pointing someone their way.

When you leave a comment on someones site, good or bad, we get the thrill of knowing someone is out there. and gives enough of a shit to take a few precious seconds out of their life to respond to what ever was going through our minds.


Thank you Skippy and Thank you Al, you both have anonymously left a very precious mark in my life.

Now,can you do that for someone else?

Friday, February 03, 2012

The Definition Of A Complete Dumb Fuck

Some body needs a good clubbing with a large piece of anchor chain.

The marine mechanic was reportedly working on an anchor aboard the 52ft Nilaya in Auckland harbour, when the yacht hurriedly cast off as immigration officials tried to serve deportation papers on the skipper, Jarle Andhoy, 34.
Mr Andhoy and three crew members have embarked on an unpermitted voyage to Antarctica's Ross Sea, in defiance of both the Norwegian and New Zealand governments.
A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died.

It gets better too,


Mr Andhoy told the Norwegian public broadcasting service NRK that the presence on board of the unnamed New Zealander was not part of his plan, but was the result of "a hectic departure" from Auckland last week.

snip

The best part,

The broadcaster reported him as saying that the Nilaya was not carrying a locator beacon so it would not put rescue services at risk.

Where to start with this story.

Let me begin with the fact that a fifty two foot boat is a child's toy when you are talking about where this fucking clown is talking about going.
Fer fucks sake, really?

You couldn't put enough provisions on a little fucking boat like that to last a month, I have been on one.
Another little fact, where they are headed sees some of the worst weather and ocean conditions you can imagine.

Three days out on a fifty one foot fishing boat had us in swells that dwarfed the cockpit and we were riding up and down waves so steep the prop was coming out of the water and running the engine up against its' red line.
Thankfully it was a little diesel so it had  a governor to keep it from blowing up.
Two days of that, tacking diagonally across the back of the waves to  get back to port and this guy is headed directly into that.

This guy is a fucking idiot.

A proven fucking idiot.
Let me repeat,

A previous trip he made to Antarctica almost a year ago ended in disaster when his yacht Berserk sank in a fierce storm and three men died.

Personally, I would be desperately looking for a flare gun and listening for chopper blades.
That and a cast iron skillet to smack that fucking moron in the head with.

When it comes to life and death and you have a complete fucking idiot in charge, mutiny is the order of the day.

Aye matey.


Wednesday, February 01, 2012

The Permanent Rash That Is Newt Gingrich

TAMPA, Fla. -- Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney coasted to a 14-point victory over Newt Gingrich in Florida's Republican presidential primary Tuesday after a bruising battle in which both campaigns and their backers spent an estimated $19 million attacking each other.

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The best part;


ORLANDO, Fla. — Republican presidential contender Newt Gingrich said Tuesday that his second-place finish in the Florida primary behind former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney is hardly a speed bump in his fight for the party's nomination.
"It is now certain that this will be a two-person race between the conservative leader Newt Gingrich and the Massachusetts moderate," a fired-up Gingrich told a group of roughly 250 voters gathered in the ballroom of an Orlando hotel.

You go Newtie, ya piece of fucking shit.

Notice the first bit, 19 MILLION dollars these two losers blew for One Primary.

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Keep digging Newt, you are fucking toast and too fucking stubborn to quit, because you know this is your last shot.

Go ahead and shoot your wad, I hear you are good at that.
Don't disappoint me now fuckhead.

Of course Willard is all hot and sweaty, he is burning through his substantial pile of money throwing a well deserved fuck into Gingrich and I am just sitting here laughing my ass off.

Frothy  is going out next and good fucking riddance to an ignorant fucking asshole.

In the mean time, Ron Paul doesn't even have a clue that his bid for the Presidency was over before he even started.

It don't mean shit either way, this is a done deal