Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Whew...glad we got that one figured out.

Autopsy: SeaWorld trainer died of trauma, drowning

Jumpin' Jesus On A Pogo Stick! They had to perform an autopsy to figger THAT out? She was attacked by a fucking killer whale! What did they think she died from...boredom?

This just in...people are fucking stupid.

spongebobcrackwhore

Cops in NY subways with machine guns...WTF?



This is our response to Chechen rebels setting off bombs in Russian subways. Islamic extremists/Chechen ultra-nationalist suicide bombers halfway around the world bring out cops in NY carrying machine guns in crowded public places?

Really? What the fuck are they gonna shoot...the pink mist left behind by the suicide bomber? The suspicious backpack that little kid is wearing?

This is just fucking stupid and it wouldn't make me feel safe at all. I'd want to get as far away from that cop as possible because if he did use that weapon he'd kill more innocent people than a bomb would.

Anybody who thinks this represents "security" is a fucking moron. This is nothing more than an after-the-fact-that-happened-somewhere-else display of false bravado. Those machine guns would be absolutely fucking USELESS because they would only come into play AFTER THE FACT.

We'd be far better off with tons of undercover cops trained as people watchers but that ain't gonna happen. Hell, that'd be just as boring to the cops as trying to change the system from within would have been to those militia guys they busted in Michigan the other day...

spongebobcrackwhore

Somebody Call The WAHMBULANCE!

Greedy fuckers, corporate welfare is taking a major hit because of the recent health care overhaul and the GOP and several large companies are crying their eyes out over it.
I have two words,
Fuck. Them..


Big Business, GOP Complain That Health Reform Slashes Corporate Welfare
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The Republican Party and major corporations have joined forces in the first major rearguard attack on health care reform, charging that the cost of complying with "Obamacare" is resulting in hundreds of millions of dollars in added business expenses.

The crime that reform is guilty of: Slashing corporate welfare.


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Under the previous system, major corporations were subsidized by the government to provide prescription drug coverage to their retired employees. At the same time, corporations could claim on their tax returns that it was they -- not the taxpayers -- who paid for the drug coverage, and could write the expense off as a tax deduction.

Health care reform cuts out that fat. The corporations still get taxpayer money to help pay for their drug coverage, but they can no longer continue the fiction that they're using their own money to do it.


Eat shit you greedy fucking assholes.
That shit came about via the Bush administration and of course, they are hyping the numbers.


UPDATE: The welfare in question originated with the 2003 prescription drug bill signed into law by President Bush after it passed a GOP-controlled Congress in the early morning, following a three-hour vote that was held open while leaders hunted down vote-switchers.

The program entitled corporations to a government subsidy covering 28 percent of the prescription drug benefit for their retirees. The companies were not required to count the taxpayer money as income. (Unemployment benefits, meanwhile, are taxed as income.) Companies were also allowed to claim the entire cost of the benefit as a write-off, even the part paid for by the government.

It's an unusually generous entitlement. When corporations get subsidies for research or for hiring new workers, for instance, they can't write-off the subsidy as if they were spending their own money.

The entitlement isn't removed until 2013.

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The size of the accounting reductions being announced is so large, analysts said, because they project out the benefit from the current subsidy for 30 years, rising with health care's current inflation rate, and then crams it all back into a one-quarter loss. First quarter profits will be reduced, but there will be no long-term impact on the companies' financial health, the AP reported.

AT&T's charge-off was reported as a billion dollars, but the actual cost of revoking the subsidy for one year will be $40 million, according to background information provided by the White House


Cry me a river you fucking bastards.

Now you know why the GOP and Big Business were so dead against it.
Follow the fucking money.

Read the whole thing over at HuffPo.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Apparently I Am BurnedOut On Blogging.

The lesbo sex RNC fiaco still playing out should have been a giant bonanza for snark and I had to let it go.
The arrest of nine Crazy assed Jesus freaks wanting to kill a bunch of Cops and then bomb the funeral didn't even raise my blood pressure.
I am numb to this shit any more. There is a ton of shit to Blog about and I am just flat fucking done with it.

I have lost my muse and could give a rat's ass as to what is going on in the news. As a matter of fact, it has been several months now.

It got tiresome, fuck 'em all.

Why Am I Awake?

It's one o'clock in the fucking morning and I am damn tired.

Fuck.

I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the fucking night for no good reason and can't get back to sleep.

Back at it.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Medic!!

Aye, I can hardly move my head.
My neck and shoulders are kinda fried.

I hope y'all had a nice weekend.
I did, heh.

Driving in a down pour with hundred thousand pound Big Rigs going sixty miles an hour right next to ya and you know damn good and well they can't see a fucking thing either tends to make one a bit tense, especially when you look over with the wipers going full blast and can't see them but you know damn good and well they are there.

The regular rudeness and rants will resume shortly, right after I fall down and call it a day.

It is still raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
It's supposed to keep raining like this all damn week and now I have to get up tomorrow and be all cheerful and shit.

Right. That shit ain't gonna happen.

Over two million Blogs out there and here ya are, have summa diss,



Smooches honey, I survived again.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Outta Town

Busy as hell too.

Hit the Blogroll and give some nice folks a little love.

I should be back late tomorrow.

In the mean time....


Friday, March 26, 2010

A Guest Post By Barbara O'Brien From MahaBlog

Health Care Reform: The Morning After


Many politicians and pundits warned us that the health care reform (HCR) legislation that just became law will destroy America. Government bureaucrats will take over health care decisions, we were told. The old and infirm would be hauled away by death panels. Everything about the way we receive our medical care will change, and change drastically, they said.

Medicare recipients have been frightened by stories that their benefits will be cut. Middle-age people are worried they will lose their jobs when the law’s dreaded regulations, or taxes, or maybe regulations with taxes, would destroy their employers’ businesses.

The truth is, very little will change for most people. If you were insured by employee benefits before HCR, you will be insured by exactly the same policy in exactly the same way after HCR. You will have access to the same doctors on the same terms. “Government bureaucrats” will no more be involved in your health care than they were before.

And the same is true of Medicare, which of course is a government program, although many of the people who opposed the HCR bill don’t seem to know that.

Here are the “cataclysmic” changes to health care that are now in effect, or which will go into effect within the next six months for people who are already in group insurance plans:

* The law says you can’t lose your insurance coverage because you get sick. Before, in many states, if you were stricken with a severe illness such as mesothelioma cancer that would be expensive to treat, your insurer could use just about any excuse to cancel your coverage. That is over.



* HCR has ended lifetime limits on coverage. As long as you are receiving medical care, your insurer pays the bills.



* Your children can be covered on your existing policy until they are 26 years old.



* In six months, insurers cannot refuse to insure people under the age of 19 because of “pre-existing conditions.” This provision will go into effect for everyone in 2014.




And if you are on Medicare, you will be asked to struggle with the following:

* You get a free annual checkup.



* The co-pays and deductibles on many preventive care services are eliminated.



* If you are in the Medicare D “doughnut hole,” you will get a $250 rebate check in a few weeks. The hole itself will be closed gradually and will be gone by 2020.



But what about all those terrible regulations and taxes that are about to drive businesses out of business? Um, there really isn’t much to report. Oh, wait, here’s one — a 10 percent tax on indoor tanning services that use ultraviolet lamps will go into effect July 1. That’s about it.

However, beginning this year a tax credit will be available for some small businesses to help provide insurance coverage for employees.

Soon the politicians and pundits will start trying to frighten you about the provisions that will go into effect after this year. I assure you they are about as scary as the provisions that go into effect this year, but I will discuss them in a follow-up post.

— Barbara O’Brien

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Gotta Love The Ones Who Can't Handle Democracy.

Yeah, I see what is going on on the Extreme Right Wing.
This guy at Sipsy Street Irregulars just fucked himself, no, I ain't going to link to that fucking idiot. I have been there. The guy is kinda like me, in a way.
I bitch, scream and complain a lot but I sure as fuck don't exhort people to throw rocks into windows. Why the fuck would I? What the fuck good would that do?
Dude, you don't really seem to have a grasp on how the fucking internet works,or how voting the dirty fucking bastards out is supposed to work either.
You just opened a can of Whoop Ass on yourself,idiot.

Oh well, one down, several idiots behind him too.
Don't think for a second the Fed's aren't going to track those idiots down. Give it six months.

There be jail time involved, but don't worry, he will still get his SSI and the Meds.
Hopefully.

Pics because Scared Stiff asked





I love wood. There is no better or more versatile material. We live in it, sit on it, store things in it, grind it to a pulp and wipe our asses with it. It was one of our first weapons after the ever-handy rock. There is nothing quite like taking a pile o' boards and making something out of it. I would love to be there when they unearth my dust collection bags and make the students name the woods.

From top to bottom: solid maple reproduction of a country dry sink, mahogany bowl, cedar Adirondack chair.

spongebobcrackwhore

Wood Shop Time

The weather is getting nice so I don't have to wait hours and hours for the propane heaters to make it tolerable. Concrete floors and a 15' ceiling are great in the summer 'cause it stays cool in the heat but miserable in the winter 'cause it takes so long to warm up.

So I been slackin' over the winter and I've got a bunch of projects I want to get done. I've got a half finished Tigerwood bowl that's been just sitting on the lathe for a couple of months now and a Myrtlewood blank ready to go next and a Tupelo one after that. I've got a Bubinga and Poplar box I gotta get done for my sister, too.

Meh...she lives in Oklahoma so if she bitches too much I'll just send a used appliance or old couch for the front yard to calm her down until I get the box done.

I've got enough Bubinga left over from some kids chairs (that a rich friend of my moms paid WAY too much money for) to make a nice entry way mirror frame with drawers. Gonna try a Maloof round on that one 'cause the set back drawer fronts are way fucking cool. And I've got the pine to make a big ass Early American style kitchen cabinet, floor to ceiling with frame and panel doors on the bottom half. Sweet.

I been wantin' to make the OB a mission oak chair, too...just 'cause I was talkin' to him in a bar one time and he actually knew who the fuck Gustav Stickley was*. That man rants and raves and cusses a lot but I'll tell ya what, he's one of the smartest people I know. Very few people who aren't woodworkers know that name. I'll probably fuck with him though and make him a miniature version just 'cause the Weasel Den is too small for a real one. Shhh...don't tell him.

If I'm not out in the shop I'll be on the couch playing Left4Dead: Congressional Edition.

spongebobcrackwhore


*=My edit, Busted.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Unconstitutional Mandate

The single biggest problem I have with the new health care legislation is the mandate that all Americans must purchase health care insurance. Anyone who does not faces monetary penalties, said policy to be enforced by the Internal Revenue Service.

The Federal government does not have the Constitutional authority to force any citizen to purchase a good or service. The Commerce Clause clearly establishes the authority to regulate international or inter-state commerce but that does not include mandatory participation in said commerce.

If I purchase a new table saw for my wood shop from a company in another state then the Constitution allows the Federal government to regulate that transaction because it constitutes trade between the States. The Federal government is NOT, however, empowered to make that transaction mandatory. I can decide not to buy that table saw and therefore there is no commerce to regulate.

Yes, yes...but you're required to have automobile insurance, aren't you? Not unless I choose to own and operate an automobile. And even then, the mandate of automobile insurance comes from my state who are, according to the Constitution, reserved those powers not specifically granted to the Federal government. It is still a voluntary transaction because I can choose, as many people who live in large cities do, not to own an automobile. The same argument applies to guns. I'm only required to register them if I choose to own them. What argument is there for mandating health insurance? That I'm alive? Sorry but I don't remember having a choice in the matter.

This is just as clearly a constitutional violation as The Patriot Act or any of the other abominations that the Bush Administration foisted upon us. The government does not have the authority or the right to force people to purchase health insurance any more than it has to conduct sneak-and-peek warrant less searches.

If we let them to have that power then what will we be forced to buy next? If this is allowed to stand then I can see a day when the bastards just take all your money up front and issue you vouchers to be redeemed for items they have selected for you. If they divide and conquer wisely they'll allow you the illusion of choice by letting you pick which store to use them in.

You might have some semblance of choice now...today you can select which health insurance to buy but you're still going to be forced to buy it in one form or another. Have fun making your own decisions while you can. The days of freedom and choice are drawing to a close. The nanny-state is upon us.

Move along, citizen. Nothing to see here.

spongebobcrackwhore

One For The History Books.

Via Driftglass,who you should all know by now is my personal fucking hero, comes a link to a guy called American Dad at TPM, that should be read and understood by every single individual in this country who claims to be a Conservative.
I strongly urge you to click on EVERY SINGLE LINK that he provides to back up his statements, as there are many.
This is the penultimate over view of the current condition of the Right Wing of this country right this minute and I dare anyone to try and argue against the charges leveled after clicking on the links that he uses to back up his argument.

What an epic, verbal, ass beating.

By the way, it is an invitation to come back as responsible adults and help fix this country, though from what I see lately, it will go unheeded and openly scorned.

Left or Right, I urge you to go read what this guy has to say, it is spot on and is exactly why I have had all of the shit I am going to take out of these ignorant motherfuckers.

That being said, I could use a bit of my own advice and turn it down a notch myself.

We need to work together and fix this God Awful mess.

If the rhetoric flying around these days doesn't get ratcheted down a notch, I see civil war coming, again.

If it doesn't, this time, there will be no more America.

Two Things You Should Never Forget

1. Never whittle towards yourself.

2. Never piss into the wind.

Teach your children well.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

WATB Republicans Stomping Their Widdle Feets And Throwing Hissy Fits, Again.

Jesus, these people are getting ridiculous.
Look, ya dumb fucking obstructionist punk bitches, ya went all in over health care reform and ya lost,capiche?

Lost the farm, got your clocks cleaned yadda yadda.

They have zero answers to the problems America faces and have refused to cooperate even after the Democrats bent over fucking back wards to accomodate them

Now, not only are they not just merely being obstinate, they are actively shutting down the Senate out of spite.

Protesting Health Reform, GOP Attempts To Bring Senate Hearings To A Standstill By Blocking All Proceedings

There is a little-known rule in the Senate stating that hearings can’t happen after 2:00 p.m. each day without unanimous consent. However, every day, at the start of business, the Senate generally agrees, by unanimous consent, to waive this rule and continue with the necessary business of holding hearings.


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Republicans, however, are now refusing to give unanimous consent and are blocking the hearings. Today, during a Senate Homeland Security Subcommittee hearing on transparency, Sen. Tom Carper (D-DE) announced that he had to stop the proceedings because of Republican block.


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Democratic staffers on the Hill told ThinkProgress that they anticipate Republicans will not only continue blocking hearings for the rest of the week, but also delay or block all sorts of minor, routine measures. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s (R-KY) office did not reply to a request for comment.


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H/T Amanda Terkel @ Think Progress.

I say lock the fuckers out and get this fucking country's business handled.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Here It Comes

Ya good and pissed off about this health care debacle? Do ya call yerself a fucking Republican?
Do ya really have a Goddamn problem with Socialized medicine?
Get your head out of your fucking asses right fucking now!

The best answer to this whole goddamn mess was getting into Medicare, ya dumb cocksuckers.

What the FUCK do you think those cunt sonsabitch cocksuckers in Congress have?
The bestest fucking goddamn Golden fucking Medicare on the planet!

And we pay for that.


They just call it something else, it's the same damn thing.

Idiots.

We're Screwed

The idiots pulled the trigger and socialized health care. Who in their right mind trusts the fucking government to efficiently operate such a vast enterprise? Not me, I can damn sure tell ya that. They fuck up everything they touch and this promises to be a debacle of massive proportions.

It still has to get past the Senate and I hope it gets squashed like the truly bad idea it is. Health care reform? Damn betcha...I'm all for it. Government run health care? Oh, no...fuck no. Regulate it, don't take it over. Nationalized anything is never a good idea. Just look at the tax rates in nanny-states like Great Britain and Sweden.

The States who are suing have the right idea in trying to stop this bullshit. The Federal Government was never supposed to be anywhere near as huge as it has become and today it got a whole lot fucking bigger. That is NOT a good thing.

There are some things that the government should keep their fucking noses out of. I don't want 'em telling me what I can or can't read or watch, I don't want 'em telling me what I can or can't do in the privacy of my own bedroom, I don't want 'em telling me who I can or can't associate with and I don't want the dirty sonsabitches involved in my health care decisions.

If there were two fucking brain cells to rub together in Washington they would have done this right and put an end to crap like hospitals charging $140 for a single Tylenol. You can make all the arguments you want about insurance and pharmaceutical companies raping consumers when it comes to health care but your words will fall on deaf ears because I fucking AGREE with you. But you cannot tell me that the answer is having the government step in and take over! That is outright Socialism at best and Communism at worst, both of which are social/political experiments that have failed.

This is so fucking stupid it reminds me of a picture somebody took at the rim of the Grand Canyon, posted by the National Park Service. It said "Closed". Closed? The Grand Canyon is closed? Whatta you got a fucking LID for it? It ain't closed, it's right fucking there! Take down the stupid fucking sign and let me pass.

Morons. Our country is run by incompetent fucking morons. And those same morons are about to be in charge of health care. Fuck!

spongebobcrackwhore

Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Survivalist Blog Give Away

M.D. Creekmore at The Survivalist Blog is giving away The Tactical Advantage book and DVD set by Gabriel Suarez and a copy of Don’t Get Caught With Your Pantry Down by James Talmage Stevens!
All you have to do is throw up a post about it and link to him using Survival Blog as the link.
Creekmore is a good man and deserves more support.
Head on over there and check out the rules and then get to typing!
He makes it easy by giving you an example you can just cut and paste, like I am going to do right now,

M.D. Creekmore over at the The Survivalist Blog – a survival blog dedicated to helping others prepare for and survive disaster, is giving away a The Tactical Advantage book and DVD set by Gabriel Suarez and a copy of Don’t Get Caught With Your Pantry Down by James Talmage Stevens! To enter, you just have to post about it on your blog. This is my entry. Visit The Survivalist Blog for more information.


Get on over there.

Sometimes, I Can Be A Real Idiot

So, after I finally got vertical , about two fucking thirty yesterday,me and the roomie go down to the laundromat to wash some clothes.
We go in there and acquisition seven or eight washers and then proceed next door to a very convenient bar. Walking around the corner,I see about fifteen Harley's parked in front of the joint, a bunch of biker chicks standing around talking to their boyfriends and one vertically challenged dude standing right in front of the front door, talking to an older couple who looked like they were on vacation from Arizona. The older guy even had the shorts and the knee high socks.

Anyway, I went to go around them and said my apologies for interrupting and the little biker dude asks me what I am riding.
WTF?
I told him I ain't riding anything, I am doing laundry next door and go around him.
I get inside and go to the bar and tell the very blond and hugely breasted young lady that I would like a pint of Flat Tire beer and proceed to tell her about my experience trying to get in the joint. When she turns around and looks at me,she says, maybe it's because you are wearing a black leather jacket and a tee shirt underneath that says Sturgis?

DOH!!

I told her it was the only fucking clean Tee shirt I had left and walked away.
I have never been to Sturgis, my old man went there a few years ago and brought me back this lousy Tee shirt!

Just my luck.

Some day I'll have to tell ya about the time I was sitting in a very dead bar in San Hozay, it is so quiet all you can hear is some cars going by once in a while and the flies buzzing around, and a few stools down, this old biker dude finally pipes up, we are the only ones in the place, and asks me if I have ever been in the joint.(prison)
I says no and he says, in a VERY gravelly voice, " Well, ya just kinda got that look about ya".

Apparently, I need to have a serious fund raiser and get me a fucking Harley.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sharks In The Water


I'm stayin' home tonight.

Both local cop shops plus county and state boys have extra cars out tonight for a revenue enhancemen...uh, I mean DUI crackdown.

Never drink and drive. You might spill some.

spongebobcrackwhore

Five More Banks Tits Up

The health scare is up for vote tomorrow, someone seems to think the public option is going to be resurrected and unicorns are gonna come flying out of my ass.

The fucking health care fiasco ain't going to make a bit of difference when the financial house of cards comes crashing down.
People just don't fucking get it, this country is fucking bankrupt.
Five more banks going belly up in one fucking day ought to be a clue.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Don't Fucking Call Me

I am sleeping in twice tomorrow, once when I wake up and twice when I go back to fucking sleep again after I take a piss.

TGIF

Finally, an end to this fucked up week.
It's supposed to be nice tomorrow for a change, shit , it's in the high sixties and sunny today!

Two more fucking hours and my favorite part of the day will come, watching this fucking place disappear in my rearview mirror.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

The heaviest thing I move at work is a mouse, go figure...

God damn it. I'm so fucking stressed at work I don't even think the bottle o' Crown Royal I got in the cabinet can make a dent. This is a job for Johnnie Walker Blue Label and with all the fucking overtime I'm working these days I just might be able to afford me some if I can bring myself to justify that much money for a bottle of fucking scotch. Heroin is much cheaper.

The people I work for (customers, not the boss) are fucking idiots. I'll save ya the technical-engineering-tight-tolerance-jargon. Uh..huh, huh...I said "tight tolerance". Whoa, whoa - getcher mind outta the gutter there, Nasty Girl. There ain't room for both of us.

Let's just say they don't know their asses from a hole in the ground and leave it at that. At work, we generally agree it's a fucking miracle that more airplanes don't fall out of the sky.

I got so many jobs on my plate that I can't even work on one of 'em for more than 1/2 hour without gettin' pulled off to work on somethin' else for anywhere from a few minutes to whole 'nother 1/2 hour before it's something else. Then I gotta remember where the fuck I was, how the fuck I got there, what the fuck I was 'sposed to do next and oh, god damn it...are you fucking KIDDING me? Interupted again? What is it NOW?!

My company finally found me some help and he's bailing after 6 months or so. Whatever. Took 'em 4 years to find somebody who could at least fucking understand airfoil part prints, let alone know what to do with 'em. I ain't hopeful of finding another one any time soon. Fuck! And I had my first vacation in 5 years scheduled. That ain't gonna happen now. I'll probably end up trying to train some kid straight out of college who is more worried about checking his Facebook account than doing his motherfucking job, which is what the last little bastard did. He didn't last long with me.

You can bet your ass to a barn-dart that whole lot of Russians are gonna die tonight in Battlefield Bad Company 2 on my XBox-360.

Somebody call me a whaaaambulance. I ain't feelin' so good...

spongebobcrackwhore

It's All Better Now

My achin' ass.
Jesus Christ.

I got drunker than a seven peckered Billy goat last night, shit, I'm still drunk.
I managed to make it to work even though my head is throbbing like a sick chickens ass.

Gonna be a long fucking day.

I'm glad I haven't put anything in the garden yet, it froze again last night, no cloud cover.
It's going to be a beautiful day, if not a bit chilly around here.


One of my co workers must have had a bit too much last night too.
He didn't answer his phone or his door this morning.

Pussy.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Kiss Me, I'm Too Drunk To Grope Ya Properly

I will be later fer sure.

Happy Saint Paddy's Day to ya.

The Beast Is Hungry

I saw nine cops and four rigs pulled over on the way to work this morning in less than twenty miles.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

One Stubborn Motherfucker

Damn straight. Bring your shit on.
I don't forget and I don't forgive.

Pissing me off is not healthy.

It takes quite a bit to do it but once ya get there, it is game on.

Sorry you came here for some serious dialect and conversation, it ain't happening yet.

I could go off on those contrary fucking idiot God Damn Republicans, or those completely stupid fucking Democrats but every one of those so called Elected Corporate whores can suck my ass.
A slow and horrible death would cause me to write to Hallmark with an idea for a new condolences card.

Sorry your representative died in a hurricane,maybe they will name the next one after them.
I think they are alphabetical, and the season hasn't started yet, so we could do a non sex thing and call it Asshole.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Have A Nice Fucking Day

What, ya thought I was in a better mood?

Pound sand in yer ass and talk to me later.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Every Thing Is Transitory

When the sun comes up tomorrow, it ain't going to be any better.
Happy fucking Daylight Savings Time.
I curse the soul of the asshole that came up with this fucking idea.

Stupid Beyond Belief

OK, I can understand it when ya get pissed of at your neighbors dog for barking all night,
been there, done that.
I have been pissed off at my own damn dog for barking too much.

I can also understand it when one of your neighbors decides it is time for you to shut the fucking dog up.
I can't say that I would go so far as to write you a damn letter informing you that you had thirty days to retrain the vocal sonofabitch or I was going to kill it, however.

What the really stupid part of this is this,

The probe comes as the City of Cape Town's controversial animals by-law goes for a last draft discussion at the end of the month before being sent to council for approval. The law stipulates that owners may not keep dogs that cause a disturbance to neighbours by barking for more than "six minutes in any hour or more than three minutes in any half hour".


Good luck with that, ya stupid idiots.
Fer fucks sake, stupid assholes think that they can just pass a law outlawing a dog barking.
LMAO!
Just how fucking ignorant are these people?
Who is going to be manning the stopwatch here?

Is there some kind of fine involved?
Are ya gonna shoot the owner, what?
Oh, the best is for last too,

Glynne Anderson, a pet behaviour consultant, advised the owners to keep George inside at night as dogs hate sleeping outside. This could be a reason for him disturbing the neighbours.

"I hope they find the coward who wrote the letter and string (him or her) up." she said.


Here is the link, H/T Fark, you just can't make this shit up.

I vote for a hearty bitch slap to all involved and give the fucking dog a steak to shut it up.

Freezing My Ass Off At The Coast

Good morning dear readers.
I am at my friend Suzanne's place at the coast.
I brought her old car back after she got a better one from my buddy.
Man, what a POS that dear lady was driving!
It was given to her and she is going to give it to someone else.
It runs fine but I think it has a drive axle getting ready to shit the bed and the transmission is making some funny noises.

The poor dear is resting comfortably. she is up half the night taking care of a Big Name outfit as a Moderator.

She has no clue I am sitting here using her computer but I know she will just laugh when I tell her.

I love her place, OMG, how do I describe this joint?


Wood.

Real wood, everywhere.
The exposed beams in the ceiling are honest to God, real, two by fours!
Solid cedar two by fours!

Tapered wooden columns, very Mission style, this place is gorgeous.
Very rustic.
Wood framed windows looking out over the bay, the little birds on the rails of the porch are so fun to watch.
One by twelve solid cedar walls, you should see the entrance way just for the skill someone had in making multiple angle joints!
I love this place and I wish I had more time to check out all the crooks and nannies that I know damn well are here.

I needed this.

There was one little spark left in the woodstove when I got up and the Boy Scout in me took over.
There is now a blazing fire going on and all I had to do was get out my pocket knife.

It is overcast outside and it is beautiful.
I forgot how much I missed living on the coast.
Besides the Tweety birds, I can see some Cranes out wading in the mud at low tide and Sea gulls swooping in and out. There is a half black Blue jay terrorizing the Tweety birds, trying to get at the bird feeder as I type.

Jesus, this place is something that someone like Steinbeck would kill for.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Little Death Machines


There I was, minding my own business, innocent as a newborn suckling pig...when suddenly my foot was voraciously attacked by a pack of marauding kittens. And me without my shoes on. Four of them, all intent on making the kill themselves.

One of them wrapped his paws around my foot, flopped over on his side, took a bite and held it, kicked with his rear paws a couple of times and looked up at me as if to say, "Ah, the wildebeest...let us show you how we bring them down on the savanna!"

For the next minute or so it was like a little kitten feeding frenzy, biting and clawing, backing off and hopping in sideways with arched backs and puffed up tails before pouncing again, rolling all over each other trying to get a better bite in.

Then momma cat came along and made some momma cat noises and it was over just as quickly as it began. Now they're all laying in the hallway getting fed. It'll be nap time after that but the little death machines will be back sooner or later.

Good thing I'm smart enough to always wear two pair o'socks when I got kittens in the house.

spongebobcrackwhore

Have A Nice Day



I have been pissed off all week and I don't see any chance of improvement in the near future.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

1

See? Crap like this is why he asked me to fill in every once in awhile. Sometimes he just don't feel like it. Get over it.

Okay, I got a fucking rant for ya...I got a letter in the mail the other day from the United States Department of Commerce, Economics and Statistics Administration, U.S. Census Bureau informing me that "about one week from now, you will receive a 2010 Census form in the mail."

Jesus Fucking Christ...how many ways CAN the government waste metric assloads of money? If you didn't already know the Census was coming then you've been living under a fucking rock for the last year or so. They gotta send out forms telling you the forms are coming?

How come I didn't get a god damned letter telling me the god damned letter telling me the fucking Census form was coming? That could have wasted even more of my tax dollars. I tell ya...these stupid fucks in Washington are SLACKING when it comes to pissin' away our money!

At least Robert M. Groves, Director, U.S. Census Bureau did sincerely thank me in advance for my help.

Fuck you, Bob. You time and money-wasting piece of shit. I got your fucking Census right here so start adding...1.

spongebobcrackwhore

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Not A Good Day.

It started yesterday and it went to hell in the first ten minutes at work this morning.

Some folks don't catch the fact that once I get pissed off, I stay that way. I guess they will figure it out tomorrow.


I hope y'all have a nice fucking day.

Stay the fuck away from me.

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

LMAO!




I fucking LOVE Lolcats.

This one cracked me up!

Monday, March 08, 2010

Buy It Now!

If you are one of those folks that once in a while try to sell a fucking pocket knife, a wedding dress or some NASCAR special commemorative Dale Earnhart lug nut, I have bad news for you.
Because the IRS can't seem to find several BILLION dollars in hidden tax accounts spread around the Caribbean and/ or Switzerland, you have now become a primary target.
That's right, if you sell something on EBay, they are going to track your narrow little black market ass down and send you a VERY SPECIAL, 1099K form, demanding you claim that dollar forty nine you finally got out of some other poor schmuck that actually bid on and won, that extra special egg timer they just got a steal on.

Those Madoff folks pretty much get a pass but yer Granny now has to claim that shit as income.

I shit you not. EBay, Pay Pal, anything with an electronic record they can find.

You knew it was a matter of time, with the economy way past the toilet and fouling the air in general, the fucking IRS is going to tax anyone selling anything, over the internet.

OK, I am stretching the truth here. They are only going after anyone making twenty grand or selling more than two hundred items a year.

AHH, there is the catch, 200 items a year.

A body could sell four hundred items a year, as long as they only cost a fucking quarter, otherwise, pay up bitches.

I used to have a Sister In law that went to the main Good Will outlet where they sell shit by the pound for fifty cents and take home a truck load of clothes and clean, sort, package and sell them over the internet.
I was fucking amazed at her ingenuity.
She would have been exactly what these assholes are targeting, even though she hardly made enough in one month to pay the fucking water bill.
Most of it got donated right back to a LOCAL charity.

So, thank God our Government is all over getting some revenue back from such insidious ingrates.

Do you have any idea how much it cost for them to plan and execute such a brilliant stroke of genius at our expense?
Me neither but I can bet it will take several years for them to break even, on the printer.

Billions for the Bankers and another Fuck You to us little bastards trying to scrape by.


Local Barter.
Keep your mouth shut, get a loyal, LOCAL group together and FUCK the FedGov.
I am so sick of these thieving cocksuckers, I can hardly stand it.
Fuck Them, this is America at it's core.
Starve the beast because it is eat or be eaten with these fuckers and I taste like ass.

Update;
For those like me who can be relatively slow on the uptake, I was just falling asleep when I realized what this actually means to us Average Joe's.
Are you aware of the Total Information Awareness program the fed Gov has been actively using since before GW Bush?

That is where the IRS is getting this information.

I just thought I would help you all sleep as well as I do.

Preppers Take Heart, Send Your Neighbors Here



Die faster, ya stupid fat bastards.
Take note of the little kid.
In two years, that little girl is going to out weigh me.

At least Hooters has chicken wings.

Ya wonder why this country is going down the tubes.

The Golden Hordes will be busy having heart attacks getting out of their fucking front door or be busy killing each other over the last bit of potato salad in the fridge before it goes bad.

Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Sarah.

The crazy bitch former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, admitted Sunday that her family used to slink over the border to Canada (GASP!) and take advantage of their socialized medical system when she was little.

This is the very same "Death Panel" bitch who is ranting and raving against health care reform in this country.

Via HuffPo,

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- who has gone to great lengths to hype the supposed dangers of a big government takeover of American health care -- admitted over the weekend that she used to get her treatment in Canada's single-payer system.

"We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada," Palin said in her first Canadian appearance since stepping down as governor of Alaska. "And I think now, isn't that ironic?"


It's not ironic, you stupid twat, it's off the charts hypocritical!

I also note that the word "Hustle" flows off her lips like cheap wine.

It was good enough for your damn family when they needed it but Oh Fuck No, we can't have that kind of thing here!

Shut your lying fucking pie hole and drop off the face of the planet you scuzzbucket, I am so God Damn sick of this woman I could fucking scream!

Fucking grifter.
Damn, this woman pisses me off to distraction.

Shut up ,go away bitch, and STAY GONE!!

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Site Maintenance

I just went through my Blogroll and deleted a slew of defunct sites that weren't there anymore when you clicked on them, it was way overdue.
Some had been dead for a couple of years.
It just makes room for some fresh faces later.

There are a couple more I am eyeing if I don't see a new post pretty damn soon too.

Get busy.

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Hard To Believe

Four years, over a thousand posts and a hundred eleven thousand hits and counting later, here I am.

I would never have believed it if someone told me I would still be Blogging in 2010.
Looking back at my first two posts, I do believe I was right on the money.

I had to start this blog to leave a comment on somebody elses blog. I will return later and leave some kind of raving lunatic rant about politics or something.



and


Well,They say a journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.Seeings how I am pretty much computer illiterate, this is going to be a learning process for me.Grab a beer,kick back, and watch the horror show begin.


My my, what a strange trip it's been, kind of prescient, no?

Thanks for stopping by, again and again.
I ain't done yet.

The Long Slide Into Anarchy Continues Unabated

Four more banks went under Friday, that makes 26 this year,it is early March, and 140 last year.
166 banks tits up in a little over a year.

The ARM's are due to reset and another gazillion people will be staring at foreclosure.
That isn't some abstract thing, I came damn close to being foreclosed on and it one of the scariest things I have ever faced because I had a family.
Millions of Americans have already had that worst fear become a reality and millions more are about to.

The Commercial real estate bubble is exploding, the economy is in the shitter and unemployment is still very high.

Now I am seeing where these fancy pants economists are talking about a double dip recession.

Let me, in no uncertain terms, call BULLSHIT.

There is no double dip, the fucking economy is still in the throws of DEPRESSION.
There was no recovery, even though they tried to hornswaggle everyone into thinking that there was some kind of end to the misery, there wasn't.
Just the same shit and more of it, ad nauseum.

Then, to add insult to injury, we had Rep Bunning single handedly hold up an unemployment benefits extension for hundreds of thousands of suffering Americans just to make some cheap political points.
His reaction when other Senators tried begging him to quit blocking the motion?
"Tough Shit".

I don't think Mr. Bunning realizes just how lucky he is to still be alive.

Everyone except the ultra rich is feeling the pinch.
I have seen several other Bloggers note increased traffic cops everywhere, fining the shit out of every infraction they can find, trying to raise revenue. I don't give a shit what they call their tactics, safety yadda yadda, it is money they are after and damn straight skippy, I have noticed it around here too.

The PTB are going to fuck around and find out you can't get blood out of a turnip.
The whole country is broke, the States, the Feds and the people.

Meanwhile, the Banksters are still playing the same fucking game they were that brought all this misery upon us and no one has done a fucking thing to change the rules, business as usual.

There is a huge crack in the foundation under our country and they are driving a wedge in it with a sledge hammer.
When it finally crumbles, there is going to be hell to pay.
When the average American Idiot finally realizes the game is up, there is going to be anarchy.
That is something as a country we cannot afford to see.

Spring is coming finally, it is a beautiful day outside and now I am going to get off my own lazy ass and do something I have been waiting for.
I am going outside and start my garden.
I have lots to do and then I am going to the Dollar store and see if I can't get a few more boxes of those delicious Scalloped Potatoes to stash away.



Keep your eyes open and your ass hunkered down, it ain't over by a long shot, don't believe a word of any economic recovery, they are lying motherfuckers. We know it, they know it and they know we know it.
Stop playing their games and start taking steps to minimize the amount of propaganda that you expose yourselves to and for God's sake, start putting food away.
Tomatoes are already scarce and Leggo My Eggo is more true now than ever, there aren't any.
Open your eyes!
The just in time inventory system is a miserable failure.
Start a pantry and stock it up so you are not vulnerable to disruptions in the delivery system!
Now get yer butts outside and get busy.

Friday, March 05, 2010

Deleted

I ain't fucking kidding.
I just went off on a tangent from what I originally started to talk about, it scared me after twenty minutes of venting and I was not even close to being done.

Go buy three square miles of tin foil. I went through one 25 square foot roll at one time.That stuff is right up there with duct tape.

Beer Thirty Approaches

Actaully, cocktail hour approaches.
TGIF, I haven't been sleeping worth a shit all week and I am tired.
Yet, whoever said that there is no life after death should see me after work on a Friday, tired or not.
Y'all have a good weekend, I am sure something will catch my attention and cause me to unleash a generous dose of The Peoples English.

Soon the best part of the work week is going to happen, I am going to watch this place get smaller and smaller in my rear view mirror until it disappears until Monday.

Cheers.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

This game has automatic cat return.



Anybody want a kitten? I got four of 'em that are 4 weeks old. They keep climbing my leg, getting in my lap and tryin' to make it to the keyboard. I put 'em down on the floor and we start all over again.

spongebobcrackwhore
Rememberin' To Sign My Posts Since Just NowTM

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Another Good Man Down.

The Blogging world had someone show up at their door today bearing bad news.
The founder of Blog Roll Amnesty Day and a true giant of the Blogosphere has passed on.
God love her, it doesn't surprise me that the Den Mother of Blogistan was the first to break the bad news, gently.

Blue Gal has the details.

Jon Swift is no longer among us.
To those of us who are so lucky to reside on someone else's Blogroll on some obscure little Blog like mine, you have Jon Swift to thank.


His name was Al Weisel and he was an internet , Blogosphere, Master.

I have been reading about friends of his who actually knew him tonight and I can really say that he will genuinely be missed. The parallel's to Steve Gilliard have been mentioned a few times too.
I have to admit I came across both of these pundits late in the game in the age of the internet but like Kennedy, Martin Luther King and even George Carlin, their words, wit and wisdom live on in the binary code world we live in and are available to anyone with the courage and determination to find the truth in the world we live in also. Be it the past, the present or the future, there is an abiding sense of unvarnished truth and an irreverence that needs to be fostered in their missives.
God rest their souls and my sincere condolences to Al's family.

This little Rant Hole probably wouldn't be here except for Jon Swift and Skippy The Bush Kangaroo, I would have given up a long time ago.

You can express your condolences here, even if you have never heard of the man, he had a huge impact on creating a level playing field when it came to exposing new Bloggers to the world and will for many years to come.

Dammit, My Say On The Post Below.

I was late getting home and my buddy posted on this before I could.

First off, I ain't a bit afraid to give ya my fucking opinion about the crazy fucking religious assholes in this country or any other one for that fact. Crazy is Crazy.

These cocksuckers are fucking crazy.
You want to stone to death a ten ton killer whale?
What ever you fucking IDIOTS are ingesting, I don't want some.

Just how fucking stupid can some people be?
Here is your example.
You religious nut jobs just jumped the fucking shark Killer Whale.

Why don't you swim in some Herring Juice and slip over the retaining wall, en masse?

Who is the retarded motherfucker who came up with the idea of throwing rocks at a fucking Killer Whale?
Better yet, who are the retarded motherfuckers who thought that this was a great fucking idea?


All those in favor, step out into traffic on the Freeway and raise your ignorant fucking hands in prayer so I can give myself time to open up the four barrels and get clear of any traffic next to me.
Xtian Crazy Grease for my front end .



The Darwin Awards will be handed out posthumously.

You make Jesus wish he had given Algae a bigger fucking brain.

A Special Kind Of Stupid




I normally shy away from anything involving religion because it can be a far more devisive issue than politics or anything else...but when I see something this fucking stupid I just can't help it.

Nobody ever said religious nutbaggery was reserved for Muslims and these Christians right here are proof positive.

They say the killer whale who attacked that trainer at Sea World should be stoned to death. Stoned to death. A killer whale. Good luck with that.

That's just a special kind of stupid.

spongebobcrackwhore

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

After Work First Aid Training.

As much as I might bitch about work, they did me a huge favor tonight, I even bitched about that too, I was priveleged enough to spend two and a half hours at the end of the day to be re trained for First aid, CPR, and blood borne pathogen safety.
All I can say is if you don't have big tits, you are going to fucking die.
I ain't ripping your shirt open unless you have big tits and I can put my palm right in the middle of your sternum , right between your nipples, with my middle finger directly on your right nipple.Hey, all I am after is for you to start breathing and maybe a few drinks after ya get out of ICU.

I can now pump you in the middle of your chest at a high rate of speed and crack yer fucking ribs while trying to save yer life, which is my primary objective.
If ya got a hairy chested set of ribs, you better hope I can bring ya back to life with chest compressions because I sure as shit ain't putting my mouth on ya.
I would have to have some rubber gloves in my back pocket and some kind of mouth barrier, if you are a dude. Big titted Blonds in distress, I will take my chances.

Bonus, My buddy has been sick as a motherfucker with a head cold, who do you think I got paired up with?
I just got done with a sixteen in a row sneezing fit and have snot running down my face.We work together and his old lady does Day Care. I am going to rag his fucking ass tomorrow and now I have yet another fucking head cold.You SonofaBitch!
This is the fourth nasty assed fucking sickness I have had since last October and I get one and just as I am getting over it, I get another one.You can bet your ass I am going to be a grumpy, sick with another Head Cold, Motherfucker.

Jesus, Oh. My God, am I gonna be pissed off. This shit costs money and I am fucking tired of getting colds from a fucking Day Care Center. I dealt with that shit with my Ex for several years.

You would think that at Fifty years old, you would have been done with about eighty fucking strains of the common cold.
You would be wrong and now I STILL have snot running down my face.
FUCK!!
If this turns into another fucking chest cold, I am going to have to go see my doctor and then he is going to be pissed that I still smoke, still drink and I have a check in an envelope sitting on my dash board with the last payment from August of 09.
This fucking cold, flu Bullshit is kicking my ass from one month to the other and I am to the point, you need to stay the fuck home when you are sick. It cost me over two weeks of laying in bed between October and Christmas but I did not want to kill everyone I work with. I know damn well I wound up with Pneumonia but when it got bad, I stayed home.
The fucked up mess we are in guarantees folks have to come to work when they are sick as a dog because they have to pay their mortgage and their utility bills, just so they have enough to have something to eat and enough to pay for the fucking gas to get back and forth to work. God forbid they need a brake job or new tires.
So, everyone gets to get sicker than a fucking dog in the mean time, yay, the paper industry has something to do.

In reply to a comment from greendayman

Read the whole thing here.


This was the comment:

P.S - SBCW - I am a liberal democrat and a damn good shot. I will take you out if you get in my face. No questions asked. Get off your high fucking independent horse. Michael Moore has done more to forward the anti-corporate agenda than any other hollywood fuck. He is Detroit born and raised. WTF? You been watching Fox News again? Get off his case. Watch some of his stuff and shut the fuck up.

Hillary Clinton has more balls than you ever will have.

There is only right and wrong - no politics of left and right, but if I gotta throw in with someone, I will throw in thei the left every fucking time. What the fuck is your problem? Let's have a little go round and see...

And this is my reply:

Greendayman, eh? Mind if I shorten that to Nimrod? Seems kinda fitting. No, Sir...I will not get off my high fucking independent horse. Michael Moore is a hypocritical fuck who makes millions of dollars raging against corporations and capitalism and, may I remind you since you've so generously offered to shoot me, guns. Or didn't you see Bowling For Columbine? His so-called "documentaries" are one-sided propoganda bullshit, much like Fox News which I avoid like the plague.

I decline to shut the fuck up but thanks for asking. Lets consider the anti-corporate agenda for a moment. Most corporations are stock-holder owned and while it is true that the stinking filthy rich own huge amounts of said stock, it is equally true that lots of little people own that very same stock through 401k and other investment programs. The problem is not the concept of the corporation, it is the greed and corruption inherent in the system of government which regulates it (or fails to, more accurately). In that regard both Republicans and Democrats are equally culpable since the fucking system is broken almost beyond repair from decades of partisan bullshit up front and pork barrel deal making in the back rooms.

You are correct when you say that "there is only right and wrong - no politics of left and right" but you are completely missing the fact that the politics of left and right ARE what's wrong! Don't you get it? Our fucking government is made up of millionaires on both sides of the aisle. One side wears red ties and the other side wears blue ties but underneath those ties there ain't a god-damned whit of difference between 'em except the party lines they spew out to keep the people divided and themselves in power. That's the game...getting in power and staying there. Anybody who automatically throws in with one side or the other is a fucking idiot. I throw in with good ideas no matter which side the talking-head I hear it from is on.

Does your life change in any dramatic way depending on who holds sway in Washington DC? Mine doesn't...except for the undeniable fact that one way or another it's gonna cost me money. The Republicans want to take it and give it to the rich and the Democrats want to take it and give it to the poor. What's the fucking difference? Neither one of those beneficiaries earned it. I fucking earned. I worked for it and it should be mine to keep. I have just as many problems with multi-million dollar CEO salaries as I do with multi-generational welfare payments. THAT is my fucking problem.

spongebobcrackwhore

Monday, March 01, 2010

Madness Reigns

I am right on the ragged edge of not giving a Rat Fuck what goes on anymore.
Lick my fucking balls.
Two gazillion laws that only apply to little peons like me and career War Criminals get a pass.
Fuck that shit.

I have been breaking the laws for forty fucking years. I guess I just wasn't breaking big enough laws.Either that or I don't have Mega Corporations paying off the fucking DOJ.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Clause and he ain't coming to any power lunch you are having in the near future, you betcha.

At this point, it is every man for himself, the motherfuckers who were elected to office have willfully abandoned anyone under three million a year net and have also willfully ignored every fucking law in the land when it comes to bringing treason to the bar, fraud, extortion, corporate rape, corporate malfeasance , vote rigging, election fraud, theft of office, the vows to protect the Constitution, basically every fucking law on the books has been broken brazenly by our so called elected officials without one single instance of a high level prosecution that comes to mind.
Not only that, they bend over like a gymnast finding ways to let these fucking bastards off the hook when anyone with an IQ over a fucking Right Wing Fucktard could tell you some crimes against humanity have been committed against our laws, against the treaties we have signed and against the fucking Constitution, which just happened to have turned into some Goddamn piece of paper shortly after George fucking Stupid Mother Fucking W. Bush managed to get installed as the President by the Powers that be.

Hey, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Have a nice day you rotten sonsabitches, the gloves are off, all bets are off.
You fucking assholes don't want to play by the rules?
Game on mother fuckers.

Damn, did I mention I jay walked twice today?
Oh, I also drove a Weapon of Mass Destruction two fucking miles an hour over the fucking speed limit for three blocks in a school zone, Construction zone , down town business district without a fucking seat belt on too.I think I had a tail light out.


Fuck you.

"He was a bad man," said Cheney, "but he had a good heart."

Get your ass over to Fried Green al-Qaedas and read this...now. This is fucking hilarious.

BUWAHAHAHAHA!

spongebobcrackwhore

SCORE!!!



Fucking sweet! I first had this beer on tap at an Irish pub last year when I snuck out of work to watch the Champions League Final. Been looking for it in bottles ever since and could never find it. A buddy of mine sent me a message today that the new specialty beer store in my little town has it.

Spelled Smithwick's but pronounced "Smid-icks"

I will be back for more!

spongebobcrackwhore
Sneakin' Out Of Work To Watch The Champions League Final Since It Was Called The European Cup

Movie Review

Went and saw Bruce Willis' new movie Saturday, Cop Out.
My advice?
Don't.
I was sorely disappointed.
Surrogate was way better, so were 99% of his other movies.
It was OK, but it missed several golden opportunities to make it a great movie.

Oh, $4.95 for a bottle of water?
Please.

Another One Bites The Dust

I just went to click on a favorite Blog I read all the time and it is gone, FINI, removed. Smoke Signals is no more.
Rats.