Friday, January 29, 2010

Have A Nice Weekend


A little I and I is overdue.

See ya's later.

Ya Can't See In the Dark

I am going to be enjoying some I and I here shortly and this Blog is going to be as dead as a door nail unless I can get some internet access, I could give a fuck anyways and that ain't going to happen.

Have a drink and pleasure yerselves in the mean time.

If I am still alive by Sunday, Happy Fucking Birthday to me.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


I was checking my Email and clicked over to see number 99,999 so I hung around a few minutes and sure as shit I happened to catch number 100,000.

Mahtomedi says it was at a hunnerd grand and is from Minna-sota.

Thank you very much for stopping by!

It is quite the mile stone, a hundred thousand hits.

Now I can get over it and start back with the ranting, which I am going to do right fucking now.

Apparently, President Obama left his fucking nuts in Chicago, someone needs to Fed Ex those fuckers back to him, Next Day Air.

The motherfucker is STILL trying to appease those rotten cocksuckers from the Right Wing who have repeatedly stated their only agenda is to stop any thing he wants to get done and have repeatedly been successful at doing so.

Mr. Obama?
You need to sack up, kick that no good dirty sonofabitch Lieberman out on his ass into a snow bank and then go punch Mitch McConnel in the throat to send a message.
Playing nice with these sociopathic assholes gives everyone a perception of weakness, as if that isn't enough of a problem with the rest of the Democratic Caucus bumping into each other trying to find their knees fast enough to be the first one to openly fellate one of these dirt bags on National Television.

You said the buck stops here, then grab a pair and start slapping people around for Chrissakes.

What part of Commander In Chief do you not fucking understand?

I have seen seven year old girls who have shown more dominance than you.

Stand up and wave your dick around and let some of these fucking pussy bullies know just who the fuck is in charge here!

Bipartisanship is a figment of your imagination and asking those rotten fuckers to play nice CONSTANTLY reveals a side of you I never want to see again while holding public office.
We have two fucking wars going, a real Depression and you can't even keep your economic advisor's under control?

Dude, quit acting like a fucking freshman senator on his first day on the hill, trying to find the fucking bathrooms and stand up to these rotten fucking bastards and get PISSED OFF!

You can rest assured if I was in that spot, I would be out for blood.

Just Another Hundred Hapless Souls

Clicking the right button and I'm there. As I type, the Stat Counter is at 99,900.
I would like whoever hits the magic number to leave a comment stating it. It will happen sometime tonight, a hundred thousand hits.

Thanks fer stopping by.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

We Are Well And Truly Fucked

I am going to link to an article that each and every citizen of this country should read post haste.
It is long but easy enough to understand.
Here is one snippet just to give you an idea of just how fucked we are;

Thanks to the endless barrage of feel-good propaganda that daily assaults the American mind, best epitomized a few months ago by the “green shoots,” everything’s-coming-up-roses propaganda touted by Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke, the citizens have no idea how disastrous the country’s fiscal, monetary and economic problems truly are. Nor do they perceive the rapidly increasing risk of a totalitarian nightmare descending upon the American Republic.

One stark and sobering way to frame the crisis is this: if the United States government were to nationalize (in other words, steal) every penny of private wealth accumulated by America’s citizens since the nation’s founding 235 years ago, the government would remain totally bankrupt.

According to the Federal Reserve’s most recent report on wealth, America’s private net worth was $53.4 trillion as of September, 2009. But at the same time, America’s debt and unfunded liabilities totaled at least $120,000,000,000,000.00 ($120 trillion), or 225% of the citizens’ net worth. Even if the government expropriated every dollar of private wealth in the nation, it would still have a deficit of $66,600,000,000,000.00 ($66.6 trillion), equal to $214,286.00 for every man, woman and child in America and roughly 500% of GDP. If the government does not directly seize the nation’s private wealth, then it will require $389,610 from each and every citizen to balance the country’s books. State, county and municipal debts and deficits are additional, already elephantine in many states (e.g., California, Illinois, New Jersey and New York) and growing at an alarming rate nationwide. In addition to the federal government, dozens of states are already bankrupt and sinking deeper into the morass every day.

My emphasis.

Now go read the whole thing.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Sometime This Week

I expect to have someone be the Hundred Thousandth visitor to this wee little rant hole.
Amazing, simply fucking amazing.

To every one who stops in,
Thank You.

I'm Still Kicking

Just not very high.
I spent my weekend walking back and forth on a seven hold PanaMax,all day Sunday in the rain, in January, in Portland Oregon.

Less than pleasant, shall we say?
I had insulated coveralls and rain gear but my boots got soaked and my feet got wet and I was an unhappy camper all fucking day.

Yeah yeah, I can hear it now.
Why was I, a mechanic, walking back and forth on a ship all weekend?

It's a long story but it is going to be left untold for security reasons.

Those who know me personally already know why.

Anyway, I hope to get back to my regular ranting soon.
Thanks fer stopping by.

Sunday, January 24, 2010


All weekend, dark to dark.

Be back when I am not exhausted.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Get Some Balls Democrats

I've seen this around a couple of different places, it's funny but it does deliver the message quite cleverly.
The same message I have been screaming into the void for years now.

Get some fucking balls you pussy motherfuckers.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

It's A Republic, If You Can Keep It

Of course, we didn't and the whole shebang just went down the shitter.

By a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court on Thursday rolled back restrictions on corporate spending on federal campaigns. The decision could unleash a torrent of corporate-funded attack ads in upcoming campaigns.


"With its ruling today, the Supreme Court has given a green light to a new stampede of special interest money in our politics," said President Obama in a statement. "It is a major victory for big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and the other powerful interests that marshal their power every day in Washington to drown out the voices of everyday Americans...


Democracy 21's Fred Wertheimer, for years a leading advocate of campaign finance reform, called the decision a "disaster for the American people and a dark day for the Supreme Court."

"The Supreme Court majority has acted recklessly to free up corporations to use their immense, aggregate corporate wealth to flood federal elections and buy government influence. The Fortune 100 companies alone had combined revenues of $13 trillion and profits of $605 billion during the last election cycle," Wertheimer wrote.

"Under today's decision, insurance companies, banks, drug companies, energy companies and the like will be free to each spend $5 million, $10 million or more of corporate funds to elect or defeat a federal candidate -- and thereby to buy influence over the candidate's positions on issues of economic importance to the companies."

snippets courtesy of Huffpo.

There it is, game over, Mission Accomplished, the average American officially has no voice left to be heard. Corporate America can drown out millions of voices and literally buy the politician and legislation they want with the stroke of a pen on a check.

Fucked again by SCOTUS.

I predict that there is going to be a backlash, a very serious backlash.
The first fucking thing we need to do is get rid of the laws that gave corporations the equal rights as a person.

I personally have had enough of this horse shit, this is not the country I was born in fifty years ago, not even a close facsimile.
This is now officially a Banana Republic, third world shithole.
A corporate owned Police State.

Fuck you very much SCOTUS,you broke it, you own it.
When there is no Middle Class America left to speak of and every working stiff is doing all they can to survive, you turn around and sell the farm.

Change is going to come and it is going to be very, very, ugly. Mark my words, it is coming at the speed of light.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

The New Definition Of Freedom

Inspired by a comment I left at Mayberry's,
I am still free to fart in my sleep , snore like a bastard and scratch my nuts, as long as there are no underage females and their PC mothers around.

Other than that,I break the fucking laws of the land every fucking day and enjoy every fucking minute of it.

Just like those dirty sonsabitches we call Representatives.The major difference is, I don't rake in millions of fucking dollars while doing it and I am not fucking over millions of people at the same time.

Speed limits are a suggestion until I get around school and construction zones , sound limits on car exhausts are laughed at with glee, I buy my fucking cigarettes across state lines without paying the fucking taxes,ooooh, two packs at a time, booze too when I can afford it. Who the fuck can afford that shit anymore?The list is endless, I have always been one to say Fuck The Man, I have had my arms twisted , been cuffed and stuffed, profiled and yanked over walking down the street for no reason and I have good reason to hate the system and the dirty fucking bastards who make a living out of keeping the Status Quo.
Hey, if it is good enough for the crooked motherfuckers we are dealing with now who absolutely ignore every fucking law on the books, then it is good enough for me.
Oh yeah, fuck you assholes at the FBI too.

WASHINGTON | The nation’s top two law enforcement officials acknowledged Friday the FBI broke the law to secretly pry out personal information about Americans. They apologized and vowed to prevent further illegal intrusions

Gotta love the Tuscaloosa News, href=""> they told us about this shit in 2007.


Fuck the WAPO and the FBI, this one kills me.
I can haz real newz, Real time?
Not MSM back wash drool in a fucking tea cup three years later?

Fer Chrissakes, why now?
Anybody paying attention knew about this years ago. for the love of God, anyone paying attention knew about this.
Kind of like all the law breaking shit the Bush administration did, we knew. Nobody is going to do a fucking thing about it, we know that, so Fuck Off and give us some real news, eh?

Hey, WAPO, fins are out and bikinis have been whittled down to the point I can see where yer cousin has a small mole on her outer labia. Get with the fucking program here.
Oh, wait, it's a rerun.Something about being relevant, no need for the DOJ to read this, they could give a rats ass.

Yeah, the FBI sez they won't keep a file on you for no damn reason for sixty fucking years and we certainly won't share any information with those assholes at the CIA, because, we don't like those guys and they have Pepsi in their vending machines.
On top of that, they only kinda sorta broke the law, kinda like a California stop at a stop sign that will cost me and you a hundred and seventy five bucks, ya know.
Still nothing as of ten PM tonight about the massive data collection anyone else has been doing in this country because they are still using Internet Explorer six and the Chinese haven't sent them the new passwords. Google is still using "Bush Rules".They also have been reportedly been offered a "BoBo Plate" with a side of shrimp and two packages of hot mustard to keep fucking over the citizens of China. No word yet, except, more soy sauce and two crab puffs are rumored to be in the next round of talks.

Actually. I gotta give Google some credit, they stood up to the government of China, right after they bent over and grabbed their ankles. Let Freedom Ring.

Kiss my fucking ass, I am getting old and I remember a different day when even a rookie cop treated ya like a decent citizen, instead of walking up with his gun drawn and dragging you out of your car and Tazing yer ass because you just were not as polite as he would have liked.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Tit For Tat And Who really Gives A Fuck Anymore?

So, some lady got lazy thinking she had a certain win for Ted Kennedy's seat and lost her ass.
As far as I can tell, the Dems got one last year in New York, the Repugs got this one and every fucking one of of the rest of us just lost twice.

What the fuck bit of difference just happened is beyond my comprehension because as far as I am concerned, they are all still the same bunch of assholes who don't give a rat fuck what we the people want so they can all kiss my fucking ass.
The Dems couldn't gather a set of balls out of a majority of them and the Repugs are all just bat shit insane and the real winners out of this fucking fiasco are the corporate mother fuckers who pay for it all in the first place.

At this point, it doesn't matter, y'all can lick my fucking balls and anyone who happens to read this needs to realize that one fucking vote for any fucking asshole running for office is, they have one thing in mind.
They spent a ton of some other stupid fuck's money to get there, is a vote for a sonofabitch that still has one thing in mind. Money to get there and all they want is to pay that shit back and make another ton for themselves.Fuck you little peons, I need a new mansion.

Voting at this time is a validation of this same God Damn cycle.
Take the gas money you would spend for this lesson in futility and buy some fucking groceries because the food supply chain is about to detonate.

Either that or go fuck your brains out for sport.
The electoral process in this country has been massively Co-opted and has been proven to have been so since 2000.1776.

Kill the beast.

12 Trillion dollars in debt, massive voter fraud thanks to DieBold,Mercenary assholes like XE, (Blackwater) that we pay Billions to, Dick Fucking Cheney and the cunts in charge of the oil companies,

Halliburton, Exxon, AIG, Goldman Sachs, motherfuckers at The Fed, all those dirty sonsabitches like Geithner and Bernananke, we are SO FUCKED!

There is a giant fucking disaster coming, get yer asses to the store and get ya some Macaroni and cheese, some fucking beer and a machete.
At least you can be evenly matched with the poor starving folks in Haiti, except all they have are the fucking machetes.

I am so disgusted with the political machinations in this country, I am thinking it would be a good thing for those who conspire to office that greatly thinking about your personal well being first should be a pre requisite.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Dayum, I Got Crabs!

As in Dungenness Crabs.

Holy shit, those things are off the charts delicious.
I would take one of those over a fucking King Crab or a Snow Crab in a heart beat.
You poor sonsabitches on the East Coast with those piss poor Blue Crabs and those soft shelled little jokers have no clue.
Dungenness crabs are the shit.
Hard shelled, meaty and more like eating a lobster with many arms, I, myself, the little skinny bastard I am, could eat four of the damn things at one sitting on a good day, three any other day, and these things can weigh up to two frickin' pounds before ya yank the back off and clean out the lungs and such.
Throw in a couple of oyster shooters just for fun and some decent whiskey, I am one happy camper.

All that is missing is a giant bucket of steamer clams with a large bowl full of melted garlic butter and a huge plate full of mussels steamed in white wine, maybe some garlic bread.
Every once in a while I can seriously pig out.


Why am I awake at four fucking thirty in the morning?
This is bullshit, I have to go to work later.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Payback Is A Bitch

I fucked up for a long time and got bailed out by my Grandparents, it's my turn and I do what I can.
The neighbors on the other hand can kiss my fucking ass.

I have a hilarious story about me having to drag one of my my ex girl friends home with a tow strap today that you will never hear. Just to give ya clue. when we got there, she bailed out and run into the house and puked her guts out.

What can I say? I asked her if she knew how to be the brakes when being towed and she said yes.

NOT. she admitted it was the first time she had ever been towed, at forty miles an hour on a twisty river road.

Bonus, I made her buy me a fucking drink and pinched her on the ass too.

I might be one of those guys who everyone looks down on because my fucking fingernails are dirty but you can bet your ass I am the first motherfucker you call when you are in trouble.
So, for the next dirty fucker you call when you are in some fucked up situation,

Kiss My Fucking Ass.

Then be damn thankful there are some nasty fucking people that are there to bail yer ass out when ya need it.

Believe me, I have had to have that happen more times than I would like to admit but I can look them in the eyes when I do it and I bail in and help as much as I can.

This is why I get infuriated with these Rip Off Banker cocksuckers. Get out and lay in a rainy street like I have, twice in the last 24 hours, to try and help some lady in distress, and then whine to me about how big you are to fail.

You sonofabitches deserve nothing but scorn and public humiliation, and I will laugh my ass off when yer stupid kid flushes a toy down the toilet, after I charge you as much as a used car costs.

I ain't just a mechanic and I thank my lucky stars that I was so blessed with a Grand Father who cared enough to take the time and had the patience to teach me some serious skills that you only find at a premium price these days.

Chugging Along

As I am laying here trying to clear the cobwebs out of my head this morning, I realized that I have been screaming into the void here for damn near four years now, my how time flies when you are having fun.

At this point, I would like to take a moment to thank each and every one who has stopped by, those who have befreinded me here in cyber space and give my heart felt appreciation for that.

With that being said,I would also give a shout out to those fine folks at the NSA, the CIA and not the least but last, the FBI and those fine folks at the WSJ,WAPO and the office of the Seargent of Arms for the United States Congress for monitoring my diatribes.
Such as it is, this seems so fucking appropriate for these times we are facing currently.

Keep your heads up and keep kicking ass and taking names, it's what makes us a force to be reckoned with.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Say Good Night, Harold

Yeah, you, Harold Ford, asshole.
Trying to move your Corporate owned ass to New York because you have done worn out your welcome in Tennessee, Watertiger just stuck a HUGE wooden stake in your dead little heart.
I loves me a Dependable Renegade.


Thank You Honey.

This is a close up reminder of how politicians sell their souls. Harold Ford Jr,

Harold Ford Jr, corporate whore.

This guy just moved to New york to run for office and when he was asked if he had been to all five boroughs, he admitted that he had been flown over them in a fucking helicopter.
How much of the local politics does this guy know?
He doesn't even know where to order a fucking pizza from.

That is serious business around there from what I hear. What the fuck do I know, I never had the helicopter tour anyways. One thing I can be certain of, my pal Fixer will be all over this like stink on shit, because that is what it is and he is very astute. If I have to say,I wouldn't want to see that guy in my rear view mirror if I just happened to be some arrogant fuck with ties to the banking industry flying around looking for a slice and a spot at the Congressional gravy train out of no where.Between Watertiger and Fixer, Little Harry is in for the Grand Tour.
Sic 'em.

Possible Redemption For Wall Street, Donate Your Bonuses To Haiti

Let everyone on Wall Street be advised, your humanity is being called out, right here, right now.

If you have one shred of decency, give a bunch of your ill gotten gains to help someone who bleeds just the same shade of red as you do.
The unimaginable disaster that just completely destroyed a country with no buffer zone for it's inhabitants should trigger a bit of empathy from every one.

You bastards getting millions of dollars in bonuses for fucking up our economy, you should be the first ones in line to help these people, this is your chance, you know damn good and well it is a tax write off.

Get out your check books.

Cough it up, assholes.

I Am Getting Too Old For This Shit

I will be Fifty fucking years old at the end of this month and completely amazed I made it this far.I am tore up and have a fucked up back since I was twenty and arthritis everywhere, especially my fucking hands.

I spent three and a half hours yesterday morning, in the fucking rain, a half mile away from the Weasel Den on a service call.

Three and a half hours to change the belt on a Caterpillar engine on a Vacuum truck. Most of that was spent hanging over the radiator at maximum extension, trying to get the bolts out of a little drive line that comes off of the front of the crankshaft that drives a hydraulic pump.
It is a two man job getting that fucker back together. The water pump belt is a little bit bigger than a pie pan, so is the crank damper.After getting the new belt half way on, it was readily apparent some stupid sonofabitch at the parts store needed a good kick in the balls because it was too fucking short. I sent what was left of the old belt to him with the part number RIGHT ON IT!

No service truck, cheap assed Made in China tools and cussing like you have never heard in your entire life.
I had to take off a serpentine belt, the tensioner, as far as I could and do most of it by Braille.I couldn't see shit.
The fucking assholes put this dinky little belt in the worst place possible and even the tensioner pulley bolts were BEHIND and UNDERNEATH, the Serpentine belt pulley's.
Dirty fucking cocksucker asshole cunt lip motherfucking sonsabitch fuckhead engineers."It looks good on paper".

Put 'em in Hell, right next to Dick Fucking Cheney, taking apart and putting back together again every rotten fucking asshole thing they ever designed, in scorching heat one day and freezing rain the next.
Oh yeah, make sure they have that stupid fuck from NAPA right there too, handing them the wrong parts.
I won't even go into the part about the asshole operator, when the other truck showed up and worked just fine for a half an hour. I could see and hear it, when it quit working to his expectations and he came over throwing a fit and called me everything but white, threatened to call the boss, did call some other asshole and come to find out, when I threw down my tools and walked over there to look at it, he had a fucking big assed rock stuck in the pipe.

Dumb ass.

Not a good day.

I will deal with that motherfucker later.

By the way, Happy Birthday Nasty Girl.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Sarah Doesn't Disappoint

Stupid Fucking Bint.
Jesus, this is why Fox News is so fucking dangerous, some people actually believe their propaganda, apparently Caribou Barbie relies on them extensively for her information. In her Fux You's debut, she readily admits to that world famous lying motherfucker Bill O'Reilly that she thought that Iraq was behind the attacks on the Twin Towers on 9/11, SEVEN FUCKING YEARS LATER!

Interviewed by Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly on his show “The O’Reilly Factor,” Palin trashed many of the critical accounts of her candidacy in the new book “Game Change.” But one story from the book that Palin did not say was “made up” or “a lie” was the description of her uncertainty as to whether Iraq had a hand in the planning of the September 11 attacks.

“I did talk a lot to [campaign strategist] Steve Schmidt about the history of the war and where the attackers could have come from,” Palin said of her debate prep during the fall of 2008 – more than five years after the start of the war in Iraq and seven years after the terrorist attacks that hit New York and Washington

Please notice where I just got that quote, from the notoriously Right Wing Talking Points Spewing Politico.

Seven years?

The following is a list of the hijackers that has been available to the general public long since 2001;

American Airlines Flight 11
Waleed Alshehri, 22, from Saudi Arabia *
Wail Alshehri, 28, from Saudi Arabia, brother of Waleed Alshehri, had psychological problems *
Abdulaziz Alomari, 22, from Saudi Arabia *
Satam Al Suqami, 25, from Saudi Arabia
Mohamed Atta, 33, from Egypt (the likely pilot) *
United Airlines Flight 93
Saeed Alghamdi, 21, from Saudi Arabia (had flight training) *
Ahmed Alhaznawi, 20, from Saudi Arabia *
Ahmed Alnami, 23, from Saudi Arabia *
Ziad Jarrah, 26, from Lebanon (the likely pilot) *
United Airlines Flight 175
Ahmed Alghamdi, 22, from Saudi Arabia
Hamza Alghamdi, 20, from Saudi Arabia, brother of Ahmed Alghamdi *
Marwan Alshehhi, 23, from United Arab Emirates (the likely pilot) *
Mohand Alshehri, 22, from Saudi Arabia, possible cousin of Marwan Alshehhi and/or from the same extended family as Wail and Waleed Alshehri
Fayez Ahmed Banihammad (Alshehri), 24, from United Arab Emirates (had flight training)
American Airlines Flight 77
Khalid Almihdhar, 26, from Saudi Arabia (originally from Yemen, changed citizenship in 1996) *
Nawaf Alhazmi, 25, from Saudi Arabia
Salem Alhazmi, 20, from Saudi Arabia, brother of Nawaf Alhazmi *
Hani Hanjour, 29, from Saudi Arabia (the likely pilot)
Majed Moqed, 24, from Saudi Arabia *

Sourced from "The Complete 9/11 Time Line".

Which, may I add, took me less than two fucking minutes to find on Google.
Is it just me, or do I NOT see one fucking name on that list with the word, IRAQ behind it?

Fair and Balanced my achin' ass, more like Twisted and extremely unbalanced if ya ask me.

In this day and age, where I just proved to you that being misinformed is an actual choice, where information is literally available at the speed of light from multiple sources and GOVERNOR Sarah Palin still believed, seven years after the fact, that Iraq still somehow had something to do with the attacks on the Twin Towers, I ASK YOU, TO YOUR FACE,
You still believe this woman is qualified to be The President of The United States of America?

Cross posted at The Seminal

at Firedoglake.


This is what George H. W. Bush should encounter every time he steps foot outside his front door for the rest of his life.

His assclown kid too.

H/T HuffPo

Dammit, they pulled the video but this is what the guy said to him,

When he ran into George H. W. Bush at a pizza place, one man decided to give the former president a piece of his mind.

The man called Bush a "murderous, Zionist piece of shit" responsible for millions of deaths. He added that Bush's "new world order" would never come to be, an apparent reference to the 1991 State of the Union.

Then he called him a piece of shit again and was arguing with the Secret Service detail, asking them if they knew the real history of him being responsible for millions of deaths.

Good on ya dude, that ranks right up there with the doctor in the after math of Katrina telling Cheney to go fuck himself.

Truth to power.

Monday, January 11, 2010

More Mooselini

My God, I can't escape the damn woman.
Sara Palin has now signed a contract with Fox News, a multi year contract.
The woman can't even speak in full sentences.

This ought to be a riot.

Remind me again who the brilliant mother fucker was that decided to inflict this vapid wench on the rest of us?

I was perfectly happy having never heard of her and would like to regain that.

Now I am REALLY glad I got rid of my television last year.
Of course, she is a walking clusterfuck so I am sure she will pull some kind of shit, she can't help herself.

Once she gets on the air,she will get the reaction she so richly deserves.

Trust me.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Just In The Nick Of Time

I have no idea why but I just happened to catch the fact that my fucking refrigerator popped the Damn circuit breaker.

This after I just went and spent a hundred bucks at Safeway. A hundred and fifty before the damn Club Card shit.

I have ranted about that before, Motherfuckers.
After frying two dozen little pork sausages and throwing a huge damn Pot roast in the Dutch Oven, I think I have it under control.

We shall see tomorrow.
The ham hock is going to be something to watch.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

The Global Melt Down Is Manifesting In Strange Ways

You have got to me kidding me, President Ahmadigofuckyerself is demanding reparations for damages suffered to his country during World War Two.

Warning, link goes to Fux Yous.

I just choked on my beer.

Threatening the whole world with phantom nuclear bombs for the last five years and scaring the piss out of our news media and now this little piss ant wants to sue for millions of euroes for damages inflicted in a world war that happened sixty fucking years ago.

Nice try Pal.

Yer in the middle east, go pound some of that sand in yer ass. Moron.
Fuck me. Between this asshole and that crazy fucker in North Korea, it is downright comical.
Apparently he can't jack up the price of a barrel of oil enough.

If I recall correctly, Iran was at the center of the oil embargo in 73.

They also held a bunch of our citizens hostage during Jimmy Carters Presidency and Also, I recall,they have been subject to our Imperialism for some time now.
The people of Iran are actually very nice, intelligent and sophisticated.
It is the small minded motherfuckers that run the place that are all fucked up, kinda like this place.

Either way, Ahmadinejad is a little prick and waving his tiny fist around again.
Have a nice day asshole.
This kills me,

Ahmadinejad said he'd write to U.N. secretary General Ban Ki-moon to ask for compensation for damages caused to Iran during the war, and for use of its territory and resources by allied powers, the Post reported.

"You inflicted lots of damages to the Iranian nation, put your weight on the shoulders [of the Iranian people] and became victors in World War II. You didn't even share the war profits with Iran," Ahmadinejad said.

Eighty bucks a barrel ain't enough, two hundred bucks a barrel ain't enough, FIVE hundred bucks a barrel and he will still be waiving his little dick around.

Dude, you are worse than the most evil fucking ex wife I have ever heard of.

Britain and the Soviet Union invaded Iran on August 26, 1941, to secure oil fields and supply lines for the Soviets. The Post notes the Iranians suffered when food, fuel, and other essentials were given to the invading powers.

Ahmadinejad reportedly also warned that Iran may demand similar compensation for the first World War.

I will have to admit I wasn't even born yet and I can still imagine the suffering of local citizens but give me a fucking break.Sixty years later?
They have some lawyers over there for damn sure.

Keep waving that tiny little fist, asshole, if yer lucky, some nice gal will stick a tit in yer mouth and shut you the fuck up.

Thursday, January 07, 2010

To Serve And Protect

Ya wonder why no one trusts the cops, after seventeen deaths by Tazer last year, NY city cops shooting an unarmed Groom on his wedding night and sodomizing people with mop handles and now we have this from Florida.

A word to the wise fellas, you are not Gods.

Being Educated Does Not Mean You Are Smart.

Dumb Fuck.

What part of insane do you not understand?

H/T Fark

Been Slackin'

Yeah yeah, I know.
I just had to take a break, my outrage meter has been pegged for too damn long so I said fuck it for a few days.
It doesn't make a damn bit of difference what I have to say, the long slide into the abyss continues apace, uninterrupted, anyway.

I have been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest at work, been all by myself pretty much for two damn weeks.
It's kicking my ass pretty good.

On another note, if any of you are Heavy Metal fans, you MUST go see Jurrasic Pork's post over at Brilliant At Breakfast he put up today about a group of young guys who survived living in Iraq during the last few years who had to walk around with .45's on a daily basis and went through absolute hell but finally caught a break and came to the US.
It is a great story and is well written. It has two videos, one of the band called Acrassicauda (which means Black Scorpion in Latin) and one where they get to meet their hero,James Hetfield of Metallica behind the stage and he presents one of them with one of his guitars and then signs it for him.
That alone is worth popping over to see, it brought a tear to my eye after reading the piece and all the hardships they endured.
The real treat is the video of them playing though, these guys are good, very good.
Now get yer ass in gear and go read his piece and watch the videos, I highly recommend it.

Here is a kinda bluesy teaser,you gotta go see JP's post and the video over there, these guys are the next Metallica, it is that good.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Third Time Is A Charm.

Oh, the mystery of why a serious rant about the traitorous cunts in the Senate and House disappeared like a fucking beer at quitting time, three fucking times in a row.

It must have been my mistake. Either that or my pointing out the particular points of the Original Constitution that have been broken off in my ass AND the the Amendments that have been shoved up it just to prove how criminal our so called elected government has become, it must have caused me to hit DELETE three fucking times in a row.

What the fuck ever. hand me another beer, I got all fucking night.

Listen, these assholes, male or female, have their tongues so far up the ass of their Corporate Masters, we do not exist.

144 Millionaires in Congress, out of 535, do the math. If the odds of the rest of them getting rich against the odds of me getting sold down the road don't add up to ya,I have a get rich scheme that will make your head spin, it's called The Lottery.

I have to agree with what is out there if you want to find it, I refuse to vote in a National election for the rest of my life because it lends legitimacy to electoral theft.
After 2000 and every election since then. it makes no difference what I, or several million West Coast voters think, it is over before eight O'clock on the West Coast, and Fuck You in Alaska, Hawaii or anyone past Salt Lake City.

I have no representative government, I have the fucking Mafioso with threats of economic repercussions if I dare to cross the local Don. Like, he might just have to go to the Galapagos islands with his entire family, at my expense, for a souvenir hunting,snorkeling and world class dinner , Climate Warming,Fact Finding, Junket. Let us not forget that Rep Hooley,( D), Ore, was on this trip and was astounded that someone might think this to be a "perk" , Read the whole fucking thing and anything else you can find, this is old news from last year.

Bonus points, Mr. Baird went "Fact Finding" to, Antarctica!

Yeah, yeah, we can't afford for you out of work sonsabitches to get any more unemployment, food stamps, Health care or any help with your upside down fucking Mortgages that I helped Wall Street to fuck ya on but you can damn well pay for a government jet to fly me and some colleagues and our whole fucking families around the world to some exotic locales so we can say we are "Studying" Climate change.

Just so ya know, Representative Baird has decided not to run for Re election, citing his need to spend more time with his family, sorting the pictures and artifacts from his Family vacation at Tax Payer Expense Climate Studies Data.

Ow , wait, Health Care, ya can't have some peons, where is my Champagne?

Blow me, ASSHOLE.
I am so done with assholes like this and this is just a little fucking asshole in the scheme of things, not a Gingrich or an Inhofe. Certainly not a Mooselini or a useless fuck like Reid or McCain.

Like it fucking matters, Boxer or that asshole DeMint, not one of those motherfuckers gives a rats ass about you or me unless you can get invited to some fucking fundraiser and get close enough to grab them by the crotch like the fucking whores they are, and slide a huge money check up between their ass and their campaign manager, who is on their knees right in front of ya with their head swiveling around looking like a fucking Dime Girl in a back alley.

Money talks, I walk, I certainly don't fly Government junkets. Mine would be a one way flight with a full body cavity search in shackles and warm beer would not be an option.

Some how, I don't think screaming Green Balloons would help me either.

Maybe something along the lines , of " Getting Shagged By A Rare Parrot" might be enough to scare them into enough truth serum until we got to Syria....

If those are rare parrots, I need some more truth serum but at least someone is getting a nice, slow, screw.

Third Time iS a CHARM.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

What She Said

I will be forever grateful I stumbled on Just An Earthbound Misfit, I.

This is where the rubber meets the road.

Bookmark this site immediately, I did, years ago.

Back When They Still Had All Their Members

And their members had all their parts.

Have some old school Def Leppard.

See ya's later.

Not Much To Say

I have been in bed, sleeping since Friday night.
If I had to guess, I would say I have slept thirty two of the last forty eight hours.

My body is telling me something.
I don't have a cold or the flu as far as I can tell, just maximum burn out.

I should be back to my ornery self shortly, I hope.

Friday, January 01, 2010

Jihad This Motherfucker

Long Live Rock And Roll!

Al and the Quedas just can't cut it.

Sam the Sham and the Pharoa's on the other hand, get down!

Bonus round.

Now That I Have Survived The Red Necked Howdy To the New Year,

Jesus Christ, it is baby Baghdad around here.
I am fondly reminded of when I lived in San Jose.
At midnight on New years Eve, all of a sudden gun shots would ring out, then fire works would go off, then the automatic rifles would start in.
I had this neighbor lady who was in the National Fucking Guard be standing out in the drive way yakking and I would start hearing a splat, splat,splat, thud, thud thud,hitting the driveway and into the bushes along side and I had to drag the dumb bitch under the car port and explain to her that there were bullets falling out of the sky and get the fuck under cover.
This was twenty years ago.
As I lay awake at the dawn of 2010, I am reminded that this is not a one time thing for many innocent people around the planet because of some imperialistic folks who happen to have absolute control over people who have the capability to steer remote control planes with fucking bombs that apparently can be dropped from half way around the planet by remote control, that kills children , women, and wedding guests, on command.
Thirty terrorists are taken out on every strike, every time.
The women, children and babies, donkey's, goats and little old ladies are just collateral damage and not one. fucking. thing., is ever said about them again.


Women, children, little old ladies, goats, chickens, houses,schools,everything.

All because we are at war with some phantom army who wants to cut our throats in the middle of the night, rape our women and destroy our way of life.

I can't say that I blame them if our way of life is killing every fucking thing that the Powers that Be thinks is in their way from total global dominance or a barrel of fucking oil.

This is what we are going to be paying for, for the next two generations and by the way, we are going to bail out the out of control gamblers in several other domestic enterprises like the infamous Good Old Boys on Wall Street,Gm, again, Fannie and Freddie and several more I don't deign to consider.

Every mother fucker but you and me, BUT, at this time the U.S. Government is not throwing bombs at us, yet.

Reading all of your Emails, Sneak and Peek searches,listening to your phone calls,
Snatch and Grab to send you to another country entirely to be tortured for information you don't have?
Yeah, we have that shit on speed dial.

Black water?
They just got a pass from a a judge here in the U.S. for a bunch of mercenaries in some God forsaken place called Iraq that opened fire with automatic weapons in a traffic jam that killed seventeen people.
Nothing like Los Angeles traffic, I am sure.

Let's not forget the nine BILLION dollars that went bye bye in the cradle of civilization under "Dick" fucking Cheney's reign.Yeah, drop off a few pallets of hundred dollar bills in my neighborhood,oh, don't forget a few thousand bits of modern warfare will help the heartburn.

It might be 2010 but 2000 to 2009 needs to be seriously remembered as the years that this country got robbed, raped and sent the bill for the pleasure of having it done so many times the drapes are beyond cleaning.

Just for fun. from 2009 to the present?
I already need some Handy Wipes.