Sunday, November 29, 2009

It's terminal

My other computer died today. RIP motherfucker.

It could be a while before ya see any ranting, it has been coming.

Two down.
My friends are letting me borrow theirs, that should keep the NSA busy making new files.


Stay tuned.

When ya take the time to stop by and ya read my rantings,leave a fucking comment for Christ's sakes, even if it to tell me to Fuck Off.
Eleven hundred people stopped by here yesterday and I got two fucking comments.

One Goddamn troll broke the record the other day at 39.

I dare ya's to beat his sorry ass.

I'll be back, Sorry for your luck.

Tis The Season, Again

If you look closely, you will recognize me there on the right.



H/T Lol Cats.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Thousands Of Lobbyists To Be Unemployed

Like that is a bad thing.
Welcome to the party bitches.

In a little-noticed blog post published on the White House website in September, President Obama's special counsel for ethics and government reform Norm Eisen announced that the administration no longer wanted federally-registered lobbyists appointed to agency advisory boards and commissions.

These appointees to boards and commissions, which are made by agencies and not the President, advise the federal government on a variety of policy areas. Keeping these advisory boards free of individuals who currently are registered federal lobbyists represents a dramatic change in the way business is done in Washington.

Snip

This is a step in the right direction, the foxes watching the hen house was never a good idea.Think Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force, something like that.

As has been reported, the President has made a commitment to close the revolving door that has in the past allowed lobbyists and others to move to and from full-time federal government service. In furtherance of this commitment, the President issued Executive Order 13490, which bars anyone appointed by the President who has been a federally-registered lobbyist within the past two years from working on particular matters or in the specific areas in which they lobbied or from serving in agencies they had lobbied.


Not some, not a few, THOUSANDS of these back door sonsabitches.

Halleluja!

H/T HuffPo.

Update;
A HUGE thank you to Mike Finnigan over at Crooks and Liars for linking to my wee little Blog.

Welcome C&Lers!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

One Nice Thing About Getting Old

You can tell the little shits to move so you can take a nap on the couch after dinner.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

My Irony Meter Just Exploded

Lou Dobbs is practicing Politics 1.0.

In an interview with the Spanish-language network Telemundo gaining attention Wednesday, Dobbs told interviewer Maria Celeste he is one of the Latino community's "greatest friends" and appeared willing to embrace a form of amnesty he spent years criticizing.


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Oh my God, what a natural politician.

Fuck you Lou, asshole.

Like these folks are going to instantly forget your whole history of railing about the Big Brown Menace.

Go home and STFU.

Happy Thanksgiving

Take a few minutes and give this fine tune a listen.
This is good stuff..

Monday, November 23, 2009

I'm Heartbroken

I only have one troll?

After four years of blogging some serious vitriol?

I am ashamed.

My only consolation is that he is prolific.

Have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, Mr. Anonymous dude.

Lol!
Jayzus.

Right wing fucktards are a dime a dozen and all I get is one.
It's like going Trick or Treating as a kid and getting tooth paste.

Talk Amongst Yourselves

I got nuthin' right now, hit the blogroll .
Of course, the trolls are always welcome to call me names too.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Relax Fer A Minute And Enjoy This

A little toe tapper fer ya's.


Surprize!

Motherfuckers at MicroSoft.

Get ready.

That little green thing at the bottom of your screen that says START?
Click it.
Go to Search.
Type in .GIF and hit enter.
I'll wait while your jaw hits the fucking ground.

I found over a thousand little icons, billboards and just plain weird little pictures of shit I could not tell ya where they came from.

Ya wonder where that shit came from, so do I.

Some asshole at MicroSoft thought it was a good idea that they should have an automatic icon grabber and not tell anyone.
You will not find this little feature any other way that I know of. If you get lucky, you can highlight a group of them and delete the fuckers all at once, I had to do a shit load one. by. one.
Ya ain't got much of a chance to right click and press shift either.
Once in a while ya will get lucky and catch ten or twelve before you get an error message that one of the fuckers is unavailable.

Have a nice fucking day and take your time, the kids know where the cereal is,the cats can stay the fuck outside,you are going to be quite busy.

This is the kind of shit that really pisses me off, what the Hell do I need this program for and what in the Hell would I ever use it for?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Stay Tuned

We are currently experiencing technical difficulties.



Thursday, November 19, 2009

Grandpa Fred- "Afghan War Already Lost"

Go let your pets out and buckle up, I plan to catch some air on this ride.

Let me start with a quote from this senile old bastard,

"The problem is that every one of Reid’s comments I’ve noted here has also been reported gleefully by Al Jazeera and other anti-American media," Thompson said at the time. "Whether he means to or not, he’s encouraging our enemies to believe that they are winning the critical war of will."


This was in regards to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid in 2007 when Reid declared outgoing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Peter Pace to be "incompetent."

H/T Raw Story.



Here is what the Monster From The Black Lagoon actually had to say about our efforts in Afghanistan;

"It's becoming increasingly apparent with every passing day that it really doesn't matter how President Obama divides the Afghan baby, how he splits the difference between [Gen. Stanley] McChrystal and [Vice President Joe] Biden, because the war in Afghanistan has been lost," Thompson said on his radio show, The Fred Thompson Show. "It didn't have to be that way, it doesn't have to be that way, but that's the way it is."


Rank hypocrisy, no?

As I recall, the ratio of troops to Taliban, Al Queda and any other resistance fighters in Afghanistan is TWELVE TO ONE right this fucking minute.

As I also seem to recall, our former Commander In Chief, this guy,



Oops! Wrong war criminal, this guy,


Damn, my bad, wrong picture.
Yeah, THIS GUY,



If that guy hadn't decided to get a hard on for some oil rich country his Dad had already beat down, after they spent millions building a working relationship with and sent our troops into Iraq, maybe we wouldn't be having this dialogue, HMMM?
You DO remember this, don't you Grandpa Fred?




So, we now have a bunch of troops and over four thousand dead countrymen in a little Hell Hole called Iraq, with me so far?
There is this thing called Logistics.

All you Rah Rah motherfuckers think that our CURRENT Commander In Chief, yeah, that guy,



can just pull FORTY THOUSAND troops out of his ass and have them, all their equipment,supplies and support, magically show up some place yet to be determined, Wednesday morning at eight O'clock , or you are saying the "War In Afghanistan Is Lost"?

Remember way back when, like last fucking year at this time, when Stupie McFuckwit was still a puppet head of state?
Anyone who spoke out against the war(s) was villified and called a traitor by the troglodytes on the right. I sure as fuck remember.

What about that now? Let me guess, you are being patriotic, right?



You idiots make this too easy.

I'll tell ya what Fred, why don't you shuffle on down to the pool house and see if you can't find that nice lady who brings you the tapioca pudding every once in a while, you remember her, right?



Have the nice lady take you back to the house, sit you in front of a computer, get on the "internets" and have her click this link.

Because at this point, that's about all I have to say to you and all of your war mongering asshole buddies.

Well Duh, Katrina Victims , Get Ya A Lawyer.

As if this wasn't obvious. It pissed me off they wouldn't let 'em sue for the trailers full of Formaldehyde.
Just that many that won't be around to collect on this verdict against the Bush administration.


Instead of bus loads of refugees heading out of New Orleans, there will be bus loads of ambulance chasers heading in. Where is another killer Hurricane when ya need one?
What the fuck...
What's another four hundred Billion.

I'm telling ya, we are going to paying for the sins of those sonsabitches after I am dead and gone.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Get Ready, Here It Comes

Christmas is coming.

The Retailers are going to be desperate this year, I don't give a fuck what the news assholes are saying, I am seeing it with my own eyes.

Halloween was a disaster and Thanksgiving is going to reinforce the notion of family.
One good Turkey Pot Luck and a few eyes are going to get opened, a little here and there for the common good is a good thing.

Even if I don't much care for 1970's Lime Green Jello Molds with walnuts in 'em.

I see Christmas being the Death Knell for this economy and I suspect so do the Powers That Be. I already know Christmas is going to be sparse around these parts and I am not just talking about myself, key words, these parts.

That is why they are belatedly talking about a jobs stimulus.
What the fuck do they know about a bad Holiday season, half of those bought off fuckers are already Millionaires.

As for the rest of us, I see a run on the Mashed potato's and gravy and there won't be any left overs.

I can see lot's of salads, maybe a pumpkin pie and some fruit salad.
Sure, we will have the traditional turkey and the green beans and onion casserole.
Can you say Gone In Sixty Seconds?

I generally get a coupon for a turkey for Thanksgiving and I am DAMN grateful for that.
I donate it to Mom and she handles that part.

I have a large, extended family.
That's what is nice about the dinner rolls and a bunch of kids.
I am thinking another ten pounds of taters and gravy. Fill 'em up with carbs and turn 'em loose!


I ain't worried about it, I'll drink dinner anyway.

All the while, Wall Street is predicting record profits and record bonuses.

If ya can, invite one of those Playa motherfuckers over and ask 'em to bring the Marshmallows for dessert,

I here they are fattening but one less of those dirty fucking bastards would make the holiday season just that more enjoyable.

Tell 'em it tastes just like chicken.

Karl Rove's Memoir Due Out Next Year

It's going to be called "Courage And Consequence".

Should be more like "Nightmare Fairy Tales".

The weasel motherfucker has zero courage and I haven't seen any consequences on his lying, smearing, cheating, worthless ass.

That sonofabitch should be in jail and even HE basically admitted it.

I can guarantee I ain't reading his fucking memoir, what, "I don't recall" on every page?

Spit.

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Have A Nice Fucking Day.

I ain't in the mood, all the news does is piss me the fuck off. Go read this ladies take on the current melt down.

Ya gotta love it, It seems there are quite a few of us watching the shit hit the fan.

Forty nine MILLION motherfucking Americans don't have enough to eat, yet we can remote control a fucking model air plane half way around the world to kill some other sonofabitch who has starving kids.
If that ain't Fucked up, I don't know what Fucked up is.

There needs to be some sonsabitches drug out in the street and beat on.

Dirty fucking bastards.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Here We Go Again

Jesus fucking Christ it is cold in here again.
Wrapped up like a God damn burrito and it is only November.

MUST. Get. Propane.


Sonabitch, even the cat is wanting to get cozy.

Friday, November 13, 2009

For Tsisageya

More better?

I Was Never A Big Fan

As a matter of fact, I barely knew who this chick was, just another attention whore with no talent.

Hell, I didn't even know she could sing.
I have seen a few pictures here and there, she is , out there, when it comes to style.
Who the fuck am I talking about?
Lady Gaga.

Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?

This chick;



Sumbitch!
She is gorgeous without all that fucking makeup and weird shit she wears.
She can sing too, surprise the shit out of me!



WTF ever, it's not metal this time.

Friday The 13th

It sure as fuck is.
I am having the day from hell.
If it CAN go wrong, it is.
One fucking thing after another and the day is only half gone.
It started last night and is doing the Energizer Bunny thing.

As Mayberry sez,

Stay tuned.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Fuck The Fed

No fucking oversight, these pricks have fucked us until I saw two cows pass me this morning on the way in.

I was reading this article from the WAPO and can't tell if he is kissing their ass or calling to reform the fuckers, or both.

Shit or get off the pot boy.

The Fed is fucked up and needs to be spanked, hard.

Two things come to mind right off the bat.

Ben Bernananke and the Federal Reserve, BAD.Goldman Sachs, Worse.
I am thinking that there is some panic going on now that Dodd has has submitted legislation to strip the Fed of it's oversight.

The WAPO would be right in line to defend the Status Quo.

Helicopter Ben has been under increasing scrutiny with all this bail out horse shit he has been behind. Paulson should be in stocks.

His buddies at Goldman Sachs, who just last year were screaming like a kid in a house fire that they were going to go under and take the whole economy with them, are now trying to defend Thirty BILLION dollars in bonuses to their most extremely productive employees, or because they are doing Gods work or that they think that we are fucking stupid, what the fuck ever.

The Fed, Bernanenke, every mother fucker at Goldman Sachs and countless other thieving fucking bastards on Wall Street needs to have their asses kicked.

Thirty BILLION dollars would go a long ways to helping out the turkey farmers in this country, Thanksgiving is coming and there are a lot of hungry citizens who are going to do without.
Christmas is going to be a disaster this year, count on it, unless you work for one of these cock suckers.

The economy continues to crash and over fifteen thirty million people are out of work and these sonsabitches have the gall to give out thirty. fucking. BILLION. dollars in bonuses to the very people responsible for this misery.

Kiss. MY. Fucking. Ass.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Learn Something New Every Day

Look out, the next time I get to a Pot Luck.




Pastrami Chicken Wings?!

Helloooooooo, Google?

H/T Yep Yep.


Don't ask.

Sixty Nine Thousand Dollars For A Six Bedroom House On The Beach In Ireland?

I would start with the neighbor.
69 grand for a six bedroom house right on the beach?

I don't fucking think so.

Justifiable homicide in my book.


H/T FARK.

Talkin' To Myself Again.

Hand me a bigger hammer.

Sunday, November 08, 2009

A Great Resource

Dang it, I can't remember where I found this tonight and searching History was no help either. I like to give credit and link love for finds like this. If anyone knows where I saw it, let me know so I can correct this little tragedy because this site is AWESOME!

Don't know what to make for dinner tonight?
Just go to Supercook.com and plug in whatever ingredients you happen to have and it will give you several recipes. It will ask if you happen have a certain ingredient, if you do, you add it and it will give you even more recipe's. This is freakin' BRILLIANT!!

No more head scratching and they come up with some good stuff!

Try it, I was amazed.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Pound It Again

Fuckin' A. I'd like to have a beer with this guy.

Damn good analysis of the current fuckery.



Of course, you do know, it's all fuckery.

Even my cat gives me the brown eye when I go all politics, bitch.

Lets Get Back To Work

I sure as hell ain't as smart as Paul Krugman but we share the same thoughts sometimes.

I saw the economy tanking back in November of 2007.
What I didn't see was just how bad it was going to be and it is now worse than I imagined.

This country is FUBAR.


10.2% unemployment, the mortgage crisis is still burning like a Roman candle, the Commercial Real Estate nightmare is just beginning and now the cheerleaders are trying to tell us the recession is over.
Bull Shit.
The rest of the world is acting like sharks with blood in the water, they are dumping the dollar as the main trading mechanism.
Can't say I blame them, the dollar has lost 95% of it's value and Timmy boy and his buddies just dumped a few TRILLION of them out of Ben Bernanke's helicopter.

Let me just add this, when I can spell Ben's last name without looking? That's a bad thing.

This country needs productive things to do.

The bail out of the banks did exactly what for the average American?
Put his ass further into debt to the point his Grand children will be born screaming about it, that's what.


WE, THE PEOPLE, who are here and now need a fucking job.
The infrastructure of this country is in tatters as I type.
I hit a pot hole yesterday that a Volkswagon could fit in. Do you think the county has the money to fix it?
Hell no.

The money we pour into fighting TWO hopelessly lost wars needs to be redirected
back to Main Street, Your Town, right now.

We need to get our man power and resources back from half way around the world and put to use right here and we need to do it yesterday.

A guy can dream, this administration is as bad as the last one when it comes to realizing just how bad it is down here in reality land.

Eventually, the well is going to run dry, that would be you and me, and we just flat won't be able to cough up that last drop of blood to pay for this insanity, we will be too damn busy trying to feed ourselves.

Get a clue, you Warmongering idiots.

Continually repeating a failed strategy is the definition of insanity and I, for one, want to get out of the Hamster wheel.


Friday, November 06, 2009

10.2% Unemployment

Double that and yer getting closer to the real numbers.

Oh, and the "Recession" is over, in case you hadn't heard.

Bullshit.

There is more bad shit coming down the tube than you can shake a stick at.
Don't believe these lying sonsabitches, I haven't heard any fat ladies singing.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Keep Him Alive So We Can Kill Him

This fucking guy who shot up Fort Hood is going to wake up not in Heaven, No 72 virgins either. This fucking asshole is going to wake up to a living Hell.

I don't have a problem with that, either.

Personally, I hope somebody shot the dirty motherfucker right in the balls and the bullet came out his asshole. Keep him alive and shitting in a sandwich bag.


Major Nidal Malik Hasan is actually still alive.

The Army is going to kill him and if they don't, Texas will.

The willful killing of people with no connection to your beliefs continues unabated since recorded history.

Can you say unmanned drones, Small Pox, Fat Boy?

What is it that some crazy fucking people deem it absolutely necessary to KILL?

This is a mind boggling mind set to me.

Kill, as in DEAD.

Like the guy that ran down his own flesh and blood daughter because he perceived her as being "Too Westernized".


What. The. Fuck., is the matter with you, that you have to KILL someone for that?

OUR country is expert at killing people, be it the Electric chair, Hanging or dropping bombs indescriminatly over a wide area.

Do not get the wrong impression, child killers, mass murderers,and fuckers like that can take what they got coming.

Bye Bye, I have no qualms with Capital Punishment if found guilty without a doubt.
It is the same thing as a chicken killing dog, you are arbitrarlily denying society a benefit.
Chickens feed people and killing people randomly is a definite sign of viciousness and cannot be tolerated. Killing for Religious reasons and sexual gratification is detrimental to humanity as a whole.

While I do not generally support our wars of imperialism, the viciousness we have all witnessed such as the beheading of Daniel Pearl is enough for me to condone an ass kicking to leave a message that this is not 209, but 2009.

This might all seem contradictory but an eye for an eye is not my preferred method but God Dammit,weed out those who use extreme violence as a message and a method.

Let's start with the fucking Pentagon.

Correction,
I mistakenly named Richard Pearle as the victim of a disgusting beheading when it was in fact, Daniel Pearl.
A tip of the hat to tsisageya for the correction.

Wishful thinking on my part.

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

I Seem To Be Having A Problem

There is so much fucking shit that I see every MOTHER FUCKING DAY, that I am burnt out.

Seriously.

These fucking asshole Republicans are going out of their way to trick fuck anyone not in their personal circle, that I wish I could get all the way across this country in one day and have a personal chat with these fucking assholes.It would be a short conversation.

You have got to be fucking kidding me, these cunt warts are still trying to mold the discourse and Legislation in this country of over THREE HUNDRED MILLION INDIVIDUAL CITIZENS?!!
Less than ONE HUNDRED,recalcitrant, hissy fit throwing, corporate cock sucking whores are stalling every piece of legislation, every judicial nomination, will not agree that the insurance and pharmaceutical companies in this country are a fucking monopoly and that just being a douchebag is not enough for a public rebuke?
LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE are completely stopping the business of the people of America out of spite.

Think about THAT shit for a minute.


The next time I hear some ignorant fuck try and frame the Media in this country as being Liberally Biased, some ignorant Fuck is going to get dragged down MAIN STREET, all the way to the nearest Dead Tree outlet and be slammed against the fucking Paper Box until I hear Uncle.

Wake. The . Fuck. Up..

Jesus H. Fucking Christ.

Why in the world am I still subject to Bill Kristol?
The guy has been dead fucking wrong on every God Damn thing he has inflicted his opinion on me for the last ten fucking years, has been bouncing around the idiot boxes in TV land, been tossed the fuck out of more God Damn Right Wing Think Tanks and Right Wing Welfare Dead Tree opinion cush jobs that I care to fucking count and yet here he is, spouting his dead wrong opinions.

Bobo Brooks.
Retire before Driftglass turns you into a Cottage Industry.
I love Drifty but you make it too fucking easy.

Peggy Noonan, LMAO,Tengrain has yer ass down, all the way to your 'Ample Calves". has you down to a tee. You are a laughingstock.

Let me tell ya, if you haven't been following this series, spend some time and go look up the previous entries.
It is beyond hysterical if you have ever heard of The Magic Dolphin Lady.


Dammit, now I gotta give another shout out to Driftglass, the dude is my fuckin' hero.

Charlie Krouthammer?
Dude Go polish your knob, you couldn't find your way through any serious discussion of foreign policy to save your life. Jesus Christ you are an arrogant fuck , go blow Richard Pearle , another dead wrong Neocon fuck who has no accountability.

Rush Limbaugh?
Just explode like the Hindenberg and be done with it.
Glenn Beck?
I just wiped you off my ass.

I have had enough of this Bullshit you call news, Fox, it has been demonstrated so many times that you are lying sonsabitches that distort the facts that the FCC should have shut you down years ago. It just goes to show that money and not facts, is king.
Fuck you, that is THE reason I gave away my television and why I have a hard time spending time in any public establishment anymore.

If I walk in and see FAUX NEWS on, I leave.


Kiss My Fucking Ass.

WAPO, NYT, LAT,

REPORT THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWS!

I could give a Rats Ass about the Right Wing Spin and I could really give a shit if Brittany or Brad and Angelina, Madonna, Elton fucking John, OctoMom or anyone else is gettin' any.

Get a fucking clue.


Who gives a fuck what Newt Gingrich thinks and why the fuck do you go out of your way to put that in front of my face?

How about you fuckers report about Dick Fucking Cheney tying Alberto Gonzalese's record for "Not Recalling", under oath, when questioned by the F Be Fucking I, that he 'Can't Recall' if he actually outed Valerie Plame, an undercover CIA agent investigating , within an undercover , government paid for, CIA front company with hundreds of covert contacts just who and how many of our adversaries were trying to or had, developed NUCLEAR FUCKING WEAPONS,
72 Mother Fucking Times?
Hello?
If I was that no good lying sonofabitch Scooter Libby, I would be a bit miffed right about now.
How about some " Extraordinary Rendition" now?
Give me a week with that guy, a little Iron Maiden, no sleep and some gay porn and I would break his ass , I guarantee ya. Damn, I almost forgot the dogs and the freezing cold he thought was OK to use on "Brown People".
Why the fuck he ain't in jail is a testament to what the fuck is wrong with this country.

Kiss my fucking ass.


If you think I am threatening the former Vice President of the United States of America, let me ask you this, what did he do to every citizen of this country for eight fucking years?

If I get drunk and wind up with a dose of the clap, that means there are some consequences for my actions.

Outing Valerie Plame?
Get the Fuck Out, ya can't remember who ya talked to? I call Bullshit, BIG TIME,and I am just a target of your propaganda. One skinny little guy who pays a bit of attention.
Fuck You.

Apparently Dementia is a defense against treason, if that is Dick Cheney's excuse for deliberate treason, he needs to be in a nursing home and most certainly not on every God Damn so called Political viewpoint piece of shit fucking news show on Sunday mornings and I still call Bullshit.
Damn straight, " I don't Recall" won't work for me when I get pulled over and it pisses me off to the point of distraction they let that shit play for National Security issues.
Fuck. That. And Fuck You.

Don't EVEN get me started on this Horseshit with the banker assholes.

I am tired to death of getting fucked over by my so called " Fellow Citizens" who are apparently above any fucking law that I can get nailed for, tazed for or shot to death because I didn't bow down to the Police.
Sorry, no White Collar here.


Bullshit.
I want an ARMY of special prosecutors to go after these lying mother fuckers and I also want special circumstances invoked for extra lengthy sentences. RICO says it all.

We have just sat by and watched the biggest transfer of wealth in the history of the civilized world happen before our very eyes, and contrary to the wishes of the electorate, they ran it through and now 1% of the population of this country has now more physical wealth, than 95%of the rest of the entire country, and our Elected officials went out of their way to make that happen, on purpose.

Have a nice fucking day and get used to boxes of Macaroni and Cheese to feed your children, if you can get any.

Geithner has already been called out publicly, Bernanenke and the rest of those crooked sonsabitches have too, it makes no difference at this point, the fucking damage is done, ya can't get too far without wheels under your engine, ours fell off last year.

Monday, November 02, 2009

Time Out

I am currently mourning a great lady that I actually got to meet once.
She was an on line activist from hell. I actually got to sit next to her and escaped without getting slapped. I will tell ya she had me in the corner of her eye.
Good night katymine, Molly Ivans has a brand new friend.
Katymine had been down for a while with some seriously nasty ailments, she finally succommed to cancer after a long battle. She was tough.
She was a health care reform battle tank.



God speed honey.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Hello? WHAT?!!

Sweet Jesus,I forgot my friend Suzanne was coming into town.
I finally had to get off my dead ass and clean the joint up, in a hurry. The big can of Red Bull and four garbage bags later, C'mon in.
I would have been MORTIFIED if she had shown up out of the blue.

Get yer head out of the gutter, it ain't like that, fer Chrissakes. It is possible to have friends ya know.

I told her to randomly call me to say she was coming, even if she wasn't, so I would be forced to get off my dead ass and clean the place up, I am such a bachelor.

I even vacuumed, I swear.

I did have to warn her not to open the sliders to the bed room, I don't think I could dig her out by myself.

Y'all have a nice day and thanks fer stopping by, just give me some notice so I can find ya a place to sit.