Monday, August 31, 2009

Now Then, Can We All Understand Health Care Is Killing Us?

Sorry, I have been indisposed and I damn near missed this link from Elizabeth, I got my feeble mind jogged when I just saw it on the front page at Crooks and Liars.

Thank you dear. BTW, Yer on the Blogroll.

This ain't you and me, this shit is us.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Nice To Know

Apparently even the locals are watching my internet habits and are not above a little gossip.
How nice.
Yes Sir, I'm on a list and somebody has a big mouth, I'll remember that.

Have a nice day.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

This May Take A While

OK, after the fur flied in the comments of my last post, I just want to make sure every body knows where I stand and what my positions are.

First of all, I am a Liberal, Progressive Democrat.
If you stopped reading right now, I don't give a shit to hear your opinion, because I am MUCH more than that.

I like to hear other peoples thoughts and I could give a rats ass about political affiliations.
All politics is local and we are all in this together.
Capiche?

This country is FUBAR.
(BTW, I go with definition number 3).

OK.
Someone recently told me to basically walk the talk, You maybe didn't think I pay attention to the comments y'all leave.

Here it comes.

Audit the Fed.
This goes beyond common sense to the point of absurdity.
What. The. Fuck.?

Trillions of imaginary dollars have gone, somewhere?
Find out where the fuck our money just went.
Next, I want full accountability and subsequent prosecution where applicable.
I think it is safe to say some individuals resemble Bernie Maddoff.

Next?

Quit fucking around and prosecute the Fuck out of those mother fuckers in the Bush administration and be done with it. The whole reason I started Blogging was to speak out about the criminal shit they were doing.

Next?
Hey asshole, ya you, Obama, get yer head out of yer ass and DO THE RIGHT THING!

Jesus Fucking Christ.

The continuation of illegal monitoring of We The Peoples electronic communications, the absolute fucking joke of air travel security, illegal renditions and detentions, Motherfucking Gitmo, Afghanistan and Iraq, those fucking lobbyists,the Coal industry,the, fuck me, EVERY FUCKING INDUSTRY.

CLEAN THAT SHIT UP!!

I ain't a happy camper here, dick head.

Slap that little bastard Rahm Emmanuel for me and wake the fuck up.
This is serious shit.

Grab a handful of balls and get the fuck out there and stop this madness.
I reiterate, this country is FUBAR.
Change, my ass, it's business as usual and I will be the first one to admit the only fucking reason I hoped for your success in winning the Whitehouse was to get rid of the vermin that had it before. Good Lord what a giant mass of FUCK that was.
I ain't no bubble eyed virgin boys,
I been to Grandma's house before .

I know, I am going to get bored and stroked for this and I could really give a shit.

Clean up the business end of this country or prepare to try and catch a tornado in a piss cup.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Here Are The Facts About H.R. 3200

Do you want to whine and cry about socialized healthcare?
Would you like to be Tea Bagged for hours on end or would you like some fucking facts about Health care reform and how it would affect you, and everyone in your own Congressional district?

I am talking about dollars. Those who would be spared certain bankruptcy, just how many PEOPLE it would affect directly and where the fucking money would come from.

Would you care to actually see this information or would you rather listen to the lying cocksuckers from Faux news and those reprehensible, lying, dirt bag Republicans?
Here now, don't be uninformed, that is UnAmerican in this day and age.

Here are the facts, RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

Click on the damn link, go to your damn state and then click on your damn Congressional district.

If you do not know your own Congressional district I am going to Bitch Slap ya.

Google it fer cryin' out loud.

Here is a small sample of what you will see, from my District;

America’s Affordable Health Choices Act would provide significant benefits in the 3rd Congressional District of Washington: up to 16,800 small businesses could receive tax credits to provide coverage to their employees; 11,500 seniors would avoid the donut hole in Medicare Part D; 1,550 families could escape bankruptcy each year due to unaffordable health care costs; health care providers would receive payment for $38 million in uncompensated care each year; and 91,000 uninsured individuals would gain access to high-quality, affordable health insurance. Congressman Brian Baird represents the district.


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• No deficit spending. The cost of health care reform under the legislation is fully paid for: half through making the Medicare and Medicaid program more efficient and half through a surtax on the income of the wealthiest individuals. This surtax would affect only 3,100 households in the district. The surtax would not affect 99.1% of taxpayers in the district.


Those are the real numbers and Fuck those Republican whores , the Blue Dogs who kiss their asses and those Insurance motherfuckers too.

Busy

I'll be back later.
TGIF. What a long assed week.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

As Much As This Pains Me

Yeah, I just found out about Ted Kennedy kicking the bucket.

Y'all Right Wingers that have had a fucking Hard On fer the guy all these years, I have a question for ya,

How many fucking times since 1965 have you read in the paper about some young person getting killed before their time?

Ask an Iraqi Mother, Father, Uncle or Sister.

Yes, I know about Chappaquiddick.

Y'all will never let that go, I can't wait for Version 4,286.

I guess that Forty years of trying to do the right thing for us average fucks, nobody will ever forget that Ted Fucked Up and drowned his girl friend and panicked like a kid who never ever had any responsibility or knew what to do in a panic situation ten miles out of town, forty years before cell phones and the advent of calling 911.

I will not forgive or try to equal the life of one young lady and I can certainly relate to the never ending outrage, I would never forget the fucking guy who killed my baby girl.

I would just remind you that what is a huge , compelling force in our society is Redemption.
That thing that the Judicial system crams down the throat of everybody like him and I, to be a productive member of society. Hell yes he had preferential treatment, his brother was the President of the United Fucking States. What, ya never seen some asshole get preferential treatment because his/her father was a Big Wig? Gimme a fuckin' break.


It's not just the judicial system either, I got the same message after I had my lower back fused when I was twenty five years old.The Medical system is absolutely as corrupt as the political system is, get real here.
We are going to do our best to fix you so that you can be a productive member of society.

Let me tell you something, I have been busting my ass for twenty five years after I was told that and if I was a lazy fucker, I could have been collecting Disability. Wrenching on Heavy Equipment, getting a College Degree with honors and generally staying alive ever fucking since 1985.

Ted Kennedy was no different in the fact that he had a huge liability with the death of Mary Jo Kopechne, she was an unfortunate victim of bad judgment. He went through hell and no one let him forget that the rest of his life, I sure as fuck wouldn't have.
He did redeem himself in the fact that he championed the average American the rest of his life, Google Champion sometime, it ain't what you might think it is.

Ted Kennedy died tonight.

The Kennedy family has had more than it's share of sorrow in the last forty fucking years, in my opinion. Jesus Christ, his sister just died.

They just haven't had a fucking Drone drop a damn HellFire Missile on them during a wedding ,yet.

Close, I was seriously saddened when JFK Jr. went down with his wife in a little bitty air plane.

I am really not liking living in these times lately.

Either way, we just lost a very influential advocate for us fucking peons, like him or not, the man did great things for us little people and I will be damned if I can come up with a name that comes close to what he did for us, maybe Fiengold can get busy.

With any luck, some Grandstanding sonofabitch will use his death as a giant opportunity to connect Ted Kennedy's life's work towards equality in health care to this fucked up abortion that is being strangled by the Retards and cram reform down their fucking throats with it.

What the fuck, I would approve of that strategy.

I Wouldn't Do That

Not only am I an Ornery Bastard, I'm clever too.
I wouldn't just leave y'all hanging, there's more than one way to skin a cat.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Give it a couple a days and I'll be fine.
Just a bump in the road as they say.

Stay tuned and thanks fer stopping by.

Update;

If ya don't keep stopping by and keep telling all yer friends about Ornery Bastard, I'll be forced to send over the fella's to yer house. You DON'T want that.



H/T The Daily Mail fer the pic.
Click on the link to see more bad ass squirrels.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Whatta Ya Know

I got on line.It's just a matter of time.

I still have some asshole trying to serve me papers, according to my neighbors, what the fuck, eventually the sumbitch will figure it out, whatever.

In the mean time, I have a fascinating new hobby.


Yeah, about that old saying, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"?

I'll be back eventually. I really should just shut this fucker down because I haven't had much to say in any one shape or another for quite a while.
I have just been going through the motions.
Burnout writ large.

My condolences to those poor deprived souls at those Alphabetic government institutions.

What the hell, just fer shits and grins,because it gets 'em every fucking time,

"My Contempt For Joe Lieberman Is Infinite And Eternal", ya fucking weasel sonofabitch.

Have a nice day, don't fucking worry about me because I AM, an Ornery Bastard and thanks fer stopping by.



This Blog is a Public Service.
I vent here, that's what it's for fer Chrissakes, it keeps me a little bit more socially acceptable in the real world.

Go buy a kid an ice cream cone er sumthin.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Goodnight

Ornery Bastard is going dark for at least a week or so.

Shit happens.

I still owe the Doc a tidy sum for that little bit of surgery I had and I am about to get the finger of scorn up the arse from a long lost love who is going to be garnishing my wages.

God Bless America.

Fuck you Obama, for giving away Single Payer before the fucking deck was cut and the cards were dealt.

Until I can pay my internet provider,Soyanara.

I'll be back, Don't ferget me.

Thanks for stopping by.

Fresh Eggs

Boy Howdy did I score today,
I met Ross and his wife.
They have a farm and were selling 18 packs of fresh eggs for three bucks.
I only got one and split it three ways between my neigbors who ain't working and me but I am here to tell ya, I see these nice folks every once in a while and next time, I am cleaning them out.

You can keep eggs at room temperature for nine freaking months as long as you seal the shell from air.
Get on the web, there are several ways to do that.

I loves me some fresh eggs.

Fuck Safeway.

Coming To A Trailer Park Near You

This poor chick is FUBAR.
I can see a Crazy Cat Lady coming, if she lives that long.




Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Yeah Yeah, Kiss My Fucking Ass

I ain't into it tonight, 'scuze me.

Go see my bud's at Alternate Brain, they convey my opinions exactly.
When ya get done there, go visit EB, that lady amazes me how we think alike, seriously, Hugs to you honey. Then go see my pal One Fly.Oh, if ya don't go visit my absolute favorite short little Jewish lady every fucking day, I am going to dump my cats litter box on yer front porch.
Smooches Jill!

There WILL be a test, Driftglass is a mandatory lesson on how to do this shit,he is without a doubt, the pinnacle of Blogtopia.
(Y! SCTP)
After that, peruse the Blogroll, it is chock FULL of intelligent folks , seriously.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

It's A Great Day To Be Alive

Because that Traitorous SonofaBitch Bob Novak ain't anymore.

Good riddance, ya piece of shit.

SPIT.

I Would Have Bet Money

That it was a chick singing this song.
I would have been wrong.
Something I heard on the radio that is kinda catchy.



Crack my ass up!
The drummer reminds me of a fucking Muppet!

Monday, August 17, 2009

The Bug Man On TV

Need I say a fucking thing about that.

You desperate mother fucker.


I guess it beats being in jail where you belong but the scorn of public opinion is going to leave a rash on yer ass.

How about a three way with you, Dick Fucking Cheney and that starry eyed dumbass Harriet Myers?

That could be entertaining, y'all doing the "Cover My Ass" together

Sunday, August 16, 2009

So, What The Fuck?

Everybody is bitching about Obama and that little fuck Rahm Emanuel being from Chicago.

Chicago politics, I keep hearing.
Kiss my ass.
Pussy motherfuckers are Kowtowing to the monied interests of the right wing every time I turn around, follow the fucking money.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Newt Gingrich?
Give me a fucking break, Shut.The.Fuck.Up.

Grassley?
Please.

Palin?
"Scuze me while I go puke.
What else do they have, Inhofe?
There are less than fifty fucked up individuals who are completely fucking derailing the Health Care Reform that is so desperately needed in this country because you fucking morons won't get your head out of your asses and stand up for yerselves. WTF?
Big Money gonna blackmail ya Teddy Bears?
Apparently so. It's the fucking money you are afraid of.

President, Of The United States Of America, don't make me repeat myself.

Say No, and dare them.

Ghoulianni?


Y'all pussy motherfuckers are pissing me off for the simple reason that you don't seem to understand that you can control the fucking media, even if ya don't own a single share of stock in Rupert Murdoch's fucking empire.
Jesus.

Hello?
President of the United Motherfucking States of America?
Say what?
You should hire Driftglass, he knows how that shit works, after all, he has been dealing with the Daley's as long as you have.

I heard yous guy's was from Chicago.
Ya don't remember how that is supposed to work?


Quit fucking around with these socially retarded cocksuckers and play some hardball.

Ya have what is called a Majority.

Basic Fucking Math.
Get the Stick and start swinging, you are wasting OUR time talking to these idiots.
What the fuck?

If I hear the phrase BiPartisan come out of your mouth one more fucking time,I am going to come unglued.

Get a fucking clue.
These people would run over yer fucking dog to keep you from passing anything, even if you wanted to give them a million dollars each just to go away.

They don't care.
All they want to do is stop anything except their agenda.

Fuck!

I am sick and fucking tired of this Kabuki.

Step up to the fucking plate and swing away Goddammit.

Swing for the fences and be done with it.

Fuck them.

Death Panels, Jesus Fucking Christ, you let them run that through the media assholes?

Who the FUCK is in charge of your P.R.?

Someone needs to get their head out of their ass and start "Catapulting The Propaganda".

Did none of ya pay attention the last eight fucking years?

Friday, August 14, 2009

Why Is It...

Ya come home, ya spend a few minutes sitting on yer ass,drinking a beer, trimming yer toe nails.
Ya get up and clean that up and then ya sit back down and clean yer nasty assed fingernails.
Ya get back up, ya go trim the beard clear off, trim the nose hairs, get in the fucking shower, scrub yer ass and various body parts to make sure ya don't stink, wash what's left of yer hair, get out, grab the towel and start drying off, and ya gotta fart.

What the fuck is up with that?


Anyway, this is a Weblog, kinda like a Tweet except I actually have to think about what I am going to say and I get to ramble on.

Have a nice weekend, yes, I got back in the shower and washed my ass again.
That is just weird .

I know, TMI.
Whatever.
Thanks fer stopping by.


Am I the only poor sonofabitch this happens to?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Have Anal Glaucoma

I can't see my ass coming in to Blog today.
See ya soon.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

I See Crazy People

LMAO, it's fucking hereditary.

No time to explain, check back later.

Update;

My crazy fucking Uncle showed up on a Damn Honda 750 after a six hour drive and it was raining.

Now I know crazy is hereditary.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Back To The Salt Mines




Oh Yay, vacation is
over, back to the grind.

H/T my buddy Joe for the pic.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

My Flag Is At Half Mast Today

RIP, Jimmy Bedford.

I can guaranfuckingtee ya I drank at least a barrel of Jack during his tenure.

Sleinte, Jimmy, we hardly knew ye.



H/T Fark, of course.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Buckle Up

It's about to get bumpy.

Brad Friedman at The BRAD BLOG has been following the Sibel Edmonds story for a while and he Live Blogged her deposition today.

For those not familiar with Sibel, she worked for the FBI under the last Bush administration listening in on wire taps and translating them.
Apparently she didn't like what she was hearing and went to blow the whistle.
They did not like that, fired her and put a gag order on her.

No more.
According to The Brad Blog, she just dropped a political nuclear bomb off in Washington D.C. today exposing political blackmail,the infiltration of our government by a foreign government, espionage, bribery, crooked Congressmen that she names by name and the biggest bombshell of all, How Brewster Jennings of Valerie Plame fame was outed long before Valerie Plame was herself.
I don't want to steal the mans thunder, I want you to go read this shit with your own eyes, Kudos to Brad and to Sibel for going through with this, she certainly has a target on her back now.


Now, I have not seen a goddamn thing about this on any MSM station, or any Big Box Blogs so I think it is safe to say I really want this to go viral.

If you have a Blog, I would like you to link to The Brad Blog and lets get this out there.

This is serious stuff and now is the time for all able bodied men and women to come to the aid of your country, so we can put these criminal motherfuckers in jail where they belong, finally.

This is HUGE!

I can't WAIT for Marcy Wheeler to get a hold of the Brewster Jennings angle.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Get Out The Tin Foil

O'RLY?

My old man ain't a happy camper right now, he is still getting this message, I was using his computer fer the last two days.

I tried scanning it with SpyBot and only got a couple of minor players.
I am thinking TPTB have just introduced a new program scanning the internets for subversives.

Have a nice day you cocksuckers.

It's Nice To Have Friends

I know, Ornery Bastard, yer thinking I don't have any friends.
Wrong.

I am actually a really nice guy in person, you would be amazed at how I treat my Grandmothers.
I am a big Teddy Bear.
Shit that ain't right, assholes fucking around the average guy?
No. Oh Fuck No.

Anyway, I have a very good friend you will never meet named Steve.
I am serious, a good friend that I have known for a long time.

He scored a couple of things for me today that almost caused me to have a runaway.

I am talking SCOOOOORE!!!

He knows I live in the Weasel Den, he is the guy that got me the Rat hole and helped me move my crap into the Weasel den.
That is a friend.

He scored a stackable washer and dryer off of CraigsList today, drove over forty miles round trip to get them and OMG, did he do good.
Some lady was giving away this washer dryer set and had over fifteen messages waiting for her when she got home and he got lucky and called her right when she got home and talked her into giving them to him before she listened to the messages.

I am talking some serious good shit, too.
Made in Sweden, the lady paid fifteen hundred bucks for the set twelve years ago.
Stainless Steel drums, One ten for the washer, two twenty for the dryer, that he fixed.
The washer plugs into the back of the dryer like a stereo. No need for a hot water line, the washer has a heater in it like a dish washer, I am talking some seriously good stuff here.
It has European plugs, LMAO, like I can't change those over.
Took him three hours and all he wanted was a bottle of Vodka for his trouble.
He said he had something special I wanted and I might be tempted to kiss him on the mouth.

I had an idea but told him I would brush my teeth just in case.

I have to do some serious plumbing to make them work and we don't know if they will fit through the door.
I will cut the door off with a fucking sawzall to get them in.

Thank you Steve, Very, Very, much.
I love ya man.

It's nice to have friends.

OMFG, what a score.

Bye Bye Hide A Bed, anybody need one?

Welcome To The NWO, Look Around And Disagree With This Argument.

Sara Robinson nails it. This lady is going places.

We have all been railing about this shit for years, one of the main reasons I started ranting and raving a few years ago. It's nice to know that spewing electrons out into the ether actually accomplishes something.


Left, Right or Center, pay attention.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Killer Tune

This is awesome.

Nikki Sixx, Life Is Beautiful.
Enjoy.



Listen and ignore the video montage.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Lucky You

I am going to be busy watching out fer my Pops and Granny too fer the next few days, I am going to shut the fuck up, maybe.

Oh, Hell no, now I have to watch Fux News. Lou Dobbs can kiss my ass too.
Jesus Christ CNN, I'd rather watch my cat bury a turd.

Shit, I already have enough material for two fucking days.
I see some serious gasket blowing coming.

I cannot believe this shit passes for actual news.
Finally, Mom turned it to MSNBC, oh yay.
She felt sorry for me so I could watch Olbermann and all that did was piss me off even more.

Insanity is my specialty but I am on fucking vacation and now I remember why I threw my fucking television out.

Update, I fergot how much I love Rachel. Truth to power, good on ya honey.
That lady is so smart and articulate, I get a chubby watching her destroy the wingers.

You poor sonsabitches that watch this shit.

Chris Matthews Needs His Combover Slapped Around The Other Side Of His Head

This fucking guy is an idiot.

Shut yer fucking pie hole.

I am at my folks watching television for once in four months ,

What a waste of time.

Does Posse Comitatus Taste Like Chicken?

If this doesn't piss ya off, go suck a tail pipe.

The sheriff in Alabama's most populous county may call for the National Guard to help maintain order, a spokesman said Tuesday, as a judge cleared the way for cuts in the sheriff's budget and lawmakers reached a compromise they hope will end the budget crisis.

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"I think we have a compromise bill that can pass the House and Senate," said Rep. John Rogers, D-Birmingham. "I don't like it, nobody likes it. But we've got to do it."


That is your low life motherfucking representation bailing the fuck out of their responsibilities and paving the way for a Constitutional crisis.

Contemptible sonsabitches.

A spokesman for Hale, Randy Christian, said the sheriff told Riley after the ruling that state assistance may be needed to perform basic law enforcement tasks once the department's current funding is exhausted in early September.

"We will certainly be looking at calling in the National Guard," said Christian.

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What else is there for me to say?
This is illegal, they fucking know it, they are going to do it anyway and I am glad I don't live in Alabama and have useless fucking idiots as my representatives.

So, let me get this through my head, one county in Alabama can't find the funding for their police budget, so they want the rest of the State of Alabama to pay for the National Guard to take over the police departments duties, against Federal Law.

Brilliant move you stupid fucks. I have been waiting for some idiot to try and pull this off, leave it to Alabama.According to this , some brilliant Constitutional tactician is trying to bluff his way through an economic crisis with several facets, chief of those being this.
Something stinks all right.
This is out of context but I just can;t fucking help myself,

The lawmakers' compromise included a tax bill to replace millions in revenues lost when courts blocked an old tax and an accountability provision requiring a manager to oversee county government operations.

County Commission President Bettye Fine Collins said she doubted the commission would support the legislative compromise since lawyers already have questioned its constitutionality.

"It wouldn't make sense to support it since we would likely be right back where we are now," Collins said in an interview.

Lawmakers said the commission doesn't have to go along, however.

"I can get this through without them," said Rogers.

Somebody please, sue their fucking asses off and cut this shit off at the head.
Make an example out of these idiots, Right, The Fuck, Now.
Stomp this back to the day Posse Comitatus was brought into law, with prejudice.

H/T Raw Story.

Way Overdue, But A Welcome Developement

It's about time Patrick Fitzgerald got pulled up to the major leagues.

Dick Durbin finally did something right here.

Patrick Fitzgerald, the top prosecutor in Illinois’ Northern District, has been named interim chairman of the Attorney General’s Advisory Committee of U.S. Attorneys (AGAC).

In his new role, Fitzgerald will be the lead voice for the U.S. attorney community. It’s the latest high-profile assignment for America’s prosecutor, who has been busy overseeing the prosecution of Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich (D), bringing down mortgage fraudsters, and fighting with journalists…

The committee, which represents the views of the nation’s top prosecutors and molds law enforcement policy, has dwindled in size as Bush-era appointees have headed for the exit. Fitzgerald replaces Karin Immergut, the former U.S. attorney in Oregon, who stepped down as chairwoman this month to become a state judge…

Fitzgerald’s assignment is significant. It means the U.S. attorney community now has a chief ambassador with some staying power. Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) recommended Fitzgerald for another term, an overture that was well-received by Attorney General Eric Holder.


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The rest of the article is here, courtesy Raw Story.

No Mention If He Offered Them Cigars,

Say what you will about Bill Clinton, I have some serious issues of my own but Good On Ya Dude.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Time To Get Serious

As much as I like to fuck off, and I do, there are times when ya gotta step up to the plate.

I got a phone call today asking for help from my mother.
My Dad is in the hospital after some surgery and she has to go to Boston to teach a class.

I told her I would go see the old man after he got home on Thursday and then thought better of that, I went and seen him tonight.

He seemed to be in pretty good spirits but I could see he was putting up a fight.

Ya wonder how I got to be so fucking ornery, I have a very good teacher.
Anyways, I called my little brother and he hadn't heard anything about it, strike two, He hadn't heard anything about me going to see Granny either.

Pay attention kid, these are our immediate forefathers, there must be a reason nobody is clueing you in.

Anyways, so much for R&R and I&I,* I was just starting to enjoy that too.
It is also putting a crimp into a certain out of town excursion I was really looking forward to, sorry Honey, get there when I can.

This does not preclude me from taking care of my family in any sense.
That is what we are supposed to do and as inconvenient as it may seem at the get go, I will drop everything I have going on to do it, every fucking time.

I also got an Email from my crazy assed uncle wanting to know that if he can get here from three hundred miles away on a Goddamn Honda 750 up I-5, if I have a place for him to crash.
Hey, if you can get here without smearing yerself on the side of the highway, I'll be more than happy to have ya crash here, instead of the middle of the fucking road, been there, done that, lost count. I will find some accommodations, somehow, even if I have to sleep on the floor, I ain't a stranger to that anyhow.

The definition of stubborn, that guy. I won't go into the reason why he wants to do this, other than he is an altruistic motherfucker like I am and it has to do with family. Idiot.Take the fucking bus dude!
Yer kid doesn't want to be an orphan, even if ya are separated from the mother, Jesus.

Anyways, just another day in the life, Thanks fer stopping by.



* I&I, got that one from my Pops a Long time ago, he was in the Navy.

Intoxication and Intercourse.

That's a keeper.

Love Ya Pops.

Bustedus Domesticus, Garden Update

One word,
Crazy.

My peas are all done, I need to compost what is left and weed it. turn it over and put something else in there.
The tomatoes are going gangbusters, The Squash is getting ready to.
I have three cuke plants, one of which I can hardly keep up with.
I think the onions are done, I am disappointed in them, they never really took off.
I am going to have to find a fork to dig up the potatoes, the vines are dying off.
My green beans went completely apeshit, they are tangled up in the squash, ya can't tell where one starts and the other stops.
I have some herbs I need to get harvested and get the dehydrator fired up for some of this other stuff.
Going to be busy fer a while here soon.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Drunk And Disorderly

Mission accomplished, I LOVE being on vacation.


Heh heh, notice the time stamp.

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Invaded!

Ya know what's worse than bats in yer belfry?
Ants in yer pantry.
Dirty little sonsabitches came out of nowhere and have infested the Weasel Den.
I do mean everywhere too, even found a couple in bed with me.
They are tiny little bastards and are fucking fast too!

I went to dump out a half empty beer can in the sink and found their little highway, they are were coming up out of the drain in the sink.



I went around the corner and legally purchased some chemical weapons of Mass Destruction and had no problem pulling the trigger.

Heh heh heh, die you little fuckers.

This happens every damn year around here but I ain't fucking around this time.

I have some garden produce I am trying to dehydrate and those little bastards are NOT going to fuck that up. BTW I got my first tomato today.


Better living through chemistry, RAID is yer friend.

In honor of their sacrifice trying to survive, I give you,
GENOCIDE.



Thanks fer stopping by.

Because I Am A Bad Boy,

I like to share the good stuff.
I actually met Vince Neil once at the races, he was dabbling in open wheel racing and had TWO fucking hotties on his arms. Got his fuckin' autograph too.
Nice guy, seriously. It took me five years but I finally trapped Mario Andretti, literally, and got his, A.J. Foyt is a nice guy too, just don't piss him off. He is my fucking Hero.
I can remember watching him race at Daytona when I was four years old.